Comments on: Man sits on burglar until the cops arrive

By: Captain Scarlet

Captain Scarlet — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:09:46 +0000

All this talk of face f*rts, for some reason the joke Leslie Neilsen tells the punchline to in Naked Gun 33 1/3 keeps coming to mind:

“Lady I don’t know if I can take another 67 of those…”

(I think)

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 05:40:32 +0000

I thought about egging her house but she might start harassing frozen chickens at Walmart.

GoodBoy on October 20, 2007 at 12:55 PM

My first BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA.

Good one GB.

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 05:38:36 +0000

Here’s hoping Mr. Stephens was especially gassy that night.

infidel4life on October 20, 2007 at 12:07 PM

Yeah, a few hard boiled eggs, a reheated three week old bean burrito topped off with some pickled herring on crackers and washed down with some Grain Belt beer…

…only if he were then interviewed by Rebecky in a closed room.

By: johnnyU

johnnyU — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 04:29:38 +0000

Now thats a BIG MAC ATTACK!

By: johnnyU

johnnyU — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 04:29:00 +0000

Finally, a use for a failed fad diet program. Home security!

By: conservativecaveman

conservativecaveman — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 00:43:03 +0000

Fat? at 200lbs.? whats the guy like 4’8″?

By: Troy Rasmussen

Troy Rasmussen — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 23:04:00 +0000

Oh! Oh! I’ve got one. “Do you like crushing people with your flab? Are you going to go to McDonald’s now?”

By: LifeTrek

LifeTrek — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 21:05:35 +0000

Mojack420, I wondered the same thing. It sounds more like an attempted rape to me – where is Nifong when the robber needs him?
DKK

By: Liberty or Death

Liberty or Death — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 20:34:46 +0000

If there was ever a time for a face fart this was it!

lorien1973 on October 20, 2007 at 11:50 AM

LMFAO…especially if he had chili and lots of beer the night before!!

By: Mojack420

Mojack420 — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 20:29:41 +0000

The younger man eventually lost his jacket, shirt, shoe and sock in the tumble.

can somebody explain to me how he lost his sock????

That must have been on hell of a tumble, and will this be the new security measures when sandy burglar is allowed back into the national archives???

By: tikvah

tikvah — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:49:58 +0000

/just keeping the ball rolling…

Pablo on October 20, 2007 at 3:20 PM

Are you an instigator? Do you like inciting others to verbal sparring?

By: Pablo

Pablo — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:20:55 +0000

Hey Bryan, good story. Just a minor nitpick: You spelled “Burglar” wrong in the headline and on the front page. Are you an english major? Do you like mispelling words?

Are you an English teacher? Do you like correcting other people?

/just keeping the ball rolling…

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 18:38:27 +0000

I’d LIKE to weigh 200. I’m down 35 but have about 35 to go.

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 17:23:16 +0000

She sounds to me like she may be following in Geraldo’s footsteps.

By: GoodBoy

GoodBoy — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:55:00 +0000

I love Rebecca Aguilar jokes. Since I live close to her, I thought about egging her house but she might start harassing frozen chickens at Walmart.

By: Vanceone

Vanceone — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:40:39 +0000

Hey Bryan, good story. Just a minor nitpick: You spelled “Burglar” wrong in the headline and on the front page. Are you an english major? Do you like mispelling words?

/watches ban stick come out.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:22:38 +0000

ReubenJCogburn on October 20, 2007 at 12:16 PM

Well played!

By: Spirit of 1776

Spirit of 1776 — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:20:26 +0000

“Are you a sedentary person? Do you like sitting on people?”

lol

By: ReubenJCogburn

ReubenJCogburn — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:16:38 +0000

Heh. I love Rrrebecca Aguilarrr jokes. You could have also gone with “Are you a sedentary person? Do you like sitting on people?” Of course the biggest Rebecca Aguilar joke is Rebecca herself.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:07:31 +0000

flipflop on October 20, 2007 at 12:03 PM

Ah. Carry on then.

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:07:10 +0000

If there was ever a time for a face fart this was it!

lorien1973 on October 20, 2007 at 11:50 AM

Here’s hoping Mr. Stephens was especially gassy that night.

By: flipflop

flipflop — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:03:25 +0000

The guy isn’t fat; the joke is on Aguilar.

Bryan on October 20, 2007 at 12:00 PM

I realize that, Bryan. I was making a joke of my own, lame though it may have been.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:00:54 +0000

flipflop on October 20, 2007 at 11:50 AM

The guy isn’t fat; the joke is on Aguilar.

By: Spirit of 1776

Spirit of 1776 — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:00:27 +0000

When is 200 lbs fat? Superman was 6’4″ 220 I think.

By: JammieWearingFool

JammieWearingFool — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:00:16 +0000

I guess 200 might be considered fat depending on your height. I’m 220 and far from fat.

Though I guess in case someone is dumb enough to burglarize my home, I’m in good shape in more ways than one.

I’ve got other means of dealing with them, just in case.