Comments on: Attention, ladies: Democracy needs your panties

By: Soma.

Soma. — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:12:01 +0000

Soma….

Soma sun pilates. Effects of soma. Soma next day delievery. Soma….

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 13:21:14 +0000

Our guys should be wearing panties on THEIR heads when going after the jihadis.

bbz123 on October 19, 2007 at 12:00 PM

The Animal House Brigade!

And wouldn’t Rosie’s panties be considered WMD?

conservnut on October 19, 2007 at 12:09 PM

Yeah, think of it, they would be multi-functional on a long patrol. They could be used against the jihadis, as a catapult or set up as a tent.

The brown would just be extra camo.

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Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:48:44 +0000

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By: ticticboom

ticticboom — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:05:21 +0000

BTW, remind me again how their culture and superstitions are eqaual or superior to ours. The only time I’m afraid of a women’s panties is when it’s that time of the month.

On second thought, maybe they have a point.

By: ticticboom

ticticboom — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:02:38 +0000

conservnut on October 19, 2007 at 12:27 PM

When I rolled over the link and saw ‘manties’ in the address, I excersized the better part of valor. I think I have some bleach lying around if you need it.

By: Subsunk

Subsunk — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:39:10 +0000

The comments alone here are priceless. You guys have the best sense of humor of anyone I’ve ever come across. Except sailors, soldiers, Marines and frat members.

Subsunk

By: The False Dervish

The False Dervish — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:14:47 +0000

Perhaps I should send my jock strap?

No, I guess not. The fact that the junta are attacking Buddhist monks tells me that the junta has nothing to put in a jock strap.

Om! Manu Padmi Hum!

By: EricPWJohnson

EricPWJohnson — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:52:20 +0000

Why am I totally shocked that Michelle didn’t post this……

How do you ever keep these guys in line????

By: Rightwingsparkle

Rightwingsparkle — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:45:11 +0000

To think that Victoria’s Secret could win this whole thing for them.

By: James

James — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:08:28 +0000

Lone Star on October 19, 2007 at 2:57 PM

The ultimate panty raid.

By: Alden Pyle

Alden Pyle — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:03:07 +0000

Y'know, the kooky Jihadis may actually have a valid point, consider the cotton petri dish known as Paris Hilton's skivvies. Just imagine all the critters in that primordial swamp...a silky WMD!

By: Krydor

Krydor — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:00:17 +0000

Superstitious junta members believe that any contact with female undergarments – clean or dirty – will sap them of their power

“Wimmin gots wiles, I don’t know what they are, but wimmin gots ‘em.”

Grumpy Dwarf understands, crazy military Junta. Now, thanks to the internet, we can conclude that wiles reside in sexy underwear.

By: Lone Star

Lone Star — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:57:47 +0000

FINALLY, an excuse to sortie B-2 bombers on a carpet bombing mission with panties! God bless the U.S.A. I LOVE BEING AN AMERICAN!

THE BURMESE ULTIMATUM (echoing FDR)
Surrender to our demands or you can expect a rain of “lacy-and-stylish-but-comfortable” terror from the sky the likes of which have never before been seen in the history of mankind.

Semper Thong!!!

By: mugged

mugged — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:28:01 +0000

Proof positive that Elvis and Tom Jones weren’t/aren’t Burmese.

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:27:00 +0000

Hillary Clinton’s campaign spokesperson has requested a clarification, and was subsequently quoted as having said:

After all, we simply MUST know if we are to send boxers or briefs.

My collie says:

You made that up, didn’t you CC?

By: angryoldfatman

angryoldfatman — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:56:12 +0000

Does the curse still work if Chris Crocker’s been wearing them?

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:52:08 +0000

Attention, ladies: Democracy needs your panties

FYI, “Democracy” is my new name as of this morning.

By: KelliD

KelliD — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:45:01 +0000

thesheesh on October 19, 2007 at 12:25 PM

Andrew Sullivan thanks you for that link. He’s been looking for those everywhere.

By: austinnelly

austinnelly — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:40:47 +0000

I thought there was a Bill Clinton joke in this thread after that headline…after all, he did save the Constitution through his ‘activities’ with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

By: conservnut

conservnut — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:27:26 +0000

thesheesh on October 19, 2007 at 12:25 PM

Aghhhhhhhhhhhh,

Warning please, I was just fixing to go to lunch.

By: thesheesh

thesheesh — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:25:25 +0000

Do these count? Link

By: Hollowpoint

Hollowpoint — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:24:25 +0000

The Burmese superstition might have some merit- I find that when I come in contact with women’s panties that strange things happen, including blood flow being diverted from my brain. Only seems to work when they’re being worn by a woman or immediately after they’re removed though.

By: volsense

volsense — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:12:05 +0000

Junta members have no ba**s if they are afraid of panties.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:11:21 +0000

"Activist not wearing panties, film at 11:00"

By: James

James — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:09:18 +0000

They don’t avoid women…but they do deny them their essense.

(And on no account will a Burmese drink water…)