Comments on: Quote of the day

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:08:15 +0000

Kowboy on October 19, 2007 at 11:38 AM

Zsa Zsa

By: Larraby

Larraby — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:19:48 +0000

I wonder if Lori knows what “fly” means?

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:24:20 +0000

If she’s single, why don’t you ask her out on a date, AP?

Of course, I can’t be responsible if some unknown participant here at HA sends her an e-mail and tells her how much that you like your new nickname that we all gave to you — you know the one that I’m talking about don’t you, you little “stud muffin.”

By: Alden Pyle

Alden Pyle — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:08:04 +0000

“Am I about to get fired?”….naw, honey you’re not white or a man, you have nothing to worry about.

By: Black Adam

Black Adam — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:38:31 +0000

They already made this into a shirt. They just used a white model.

By: thejackal

thejackal — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:28:28 +0000

The world’s first black blonde?

And how do we know she’s a natural blonde?

By: TallDave

TallDave — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:01:40 +0000

She’ll never live this down. Her co-workers are always going to be singing “The Muffin Man” and her Christmas presents are going to be earmuffs and muffin baskets.

By: Kowboy

Kowboy — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:38:22 +0000

THE two funniest things I ever saw on The Tonight Show were:

Johnny had a golfer’s wife on (Mrs. Arnold Palmer I think) And he asked her what she did to bring him luck. She said, I kiss his balls.” to which Johnny replied, “Well, I bet that makes his putter stand up.”

The second was an actress (Don’t remember who). She brought a cat on stage with her. She asked Johnny, “Would you like to pet my pussy?” and Johnny said, “Sure, move the cat.”

I rolled both times.

By: Sir Loin

Sir Loin — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:08:14 +0000

LOL

By: WisCon

WisCon — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:38:50 +0000

She’ll probably get her own reality show now.

By: pb5000

pb5000 — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:21:52 +0000

“The view” is already calling her with an offer.

By: deedledee

deedledee — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:51:45 +0000

Okay, I don’t know what it is either…I know I could google it, but I’ll maintain my innocence! (I went right from seeing the clip to this comment space so maybe I’d better not read the other comments to preserve my innocence!) By the by, the 10! Show is local and I read it in my paper, wondered what was so bad, and forgot about it. Lori has been a great addition to this local show and I like her even more now!

By: saint kansas

saint kansas — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:46:52 +0000

Check the lyrics of ‘Walk This Way’

You mean that song’s not about going down on a delicious breakfast treat?

By: Rightwingsparkle

Rightwingsparkle — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:36:36 +0000

Anyway, she seemed nice. Like if RightWingSparkle had a morning show.

Now, that’s funny. I just left a comment at Ace’s that if I hadn’t been going to his blog for a couple of years, I wouldn’t know what that was either.

By: FishFearMe

FishFearMe — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:35:22 +0000

The biggest laugh, though, was once when Johnny was playing Carnak and the answer Ed gave him was “Peter Pan.” When asked what the question was, Carnak replied, “What kind of utensil do you use to fry a peter in.”

rivlax on October 18, 2007 at 11:40 PM

OT: I saw Johnny Carson doing Carnack one time and he holds up the envelope and says, “Nicaragua”. He then opens it and reads it: “Why you should be careful when you are shaving your auguas”.

By: robblefarian

robblefarian — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:28:31 +0000

She reminded me of Ashley (?) from the Fresh Princeo of Bel Air.

By: Canadian Infidel

Canadian Infidel — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:28:18 +0000

The internet is amazing! Lori Wilson's page with contact info to the stations press director is located here. Lori Wilson started interning in television in 1997. This innocent incident just makes her even more attractive.

By: aero

aero — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:08:45 +0000

I hope she didn’t get fired. It was just a goofy, naive mistake, and an entertaining one to boot. Does anyone know if she got fired for this?

By: peacenprosperity

peacenprosperity — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:40:58 +0000

Come on, Allah. Where do we send our fan mail?

By: Memnon

Memnon — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:29:49 +0000

Finally.

A fantasy girlfriend I wouldn’t be ashamed to introduce to mom.

By: Kahuna

Kahuna — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:06:42 +0000

Nice to see some people have some naivete left.

And she’s cute to boot.

My thoughts as well.

By: peacenprosperity

peacenprosperity — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:48:44 +0000

Was she blushing?

Can we follow her career?

By: Hening

Hening — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:45:16 +0000

We live in a country that has given single words way too much weight. As soon as shaving one of them is in play, one should show some caution.

By: frreal

frreal — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:29:09 +0000

She knew exactly what that meant.

By: sulla

sulla — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:30:35 +0000

Long before political correctness imposed artificial arbitrary rules on ~~public~~ pubic humor.

fixed that for ya.