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posted at 11:00 pm on October 18, 2007 by Allahpundit

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That’s a song I’d like to see sung live!

lorien1973 on October 18, 2007 at 11:05 PM

I’m sure there’s no shortage of guys that would be happy to enlighten her in private.

ReubenJCogburn on October 18, 2007 at 11:07 PM

And the video would rule also!

Canadian Infidel on October 18, 2007 at 11:07 PM

By the way, thanks Allah. I needed that.

Canadian Infidel on October 18, 2007 at 11:08 PM

Although this is a Philadelphia station, she undoubtedly is not a Penn graduate.

Maybe she’s not a college graduate?

Airhead.

asc85 on October 18, 2007 at 11:08 PM

World’s first black blonde girl.

infidel4life on October 18, 2007 at 11:08 PM

That was pretty funny.

nailinmyeye on October 18, 2007 at 11:09 PM

Now this begs the question . . .

- The Cat

MirCat on October 18, 2007 at 11:10 PM

World’s first black blonde girl.

Man you beat me to it.

peacenprosperity on October 18, 2007 at 11:10 PM

A former Ms South Carolina ?

William Amos on October 18, 2007 at 11:10 PM

Well, too be honest i didn’t know what that word meant, but i can kinda guess from the reaction, lol. I’m not pretending to be a saint either

mainmann on October 18, 2007 at 11:21 PM

Wow. I was watching that and it suddenly went black and said THIS VIDEO NO LONGER AVAILABLE.

I’ve never had that happen in the middle of a YouTube video before. How did it end? I heard the naughty line.

see-dubya on October 18, 2007 at 11:22 PM

Really, it has a nice rhythm…

“I’m shaving off my muff, for you”. It’s what I want to believe about ALL women!

thedecider on October 18, 2007 at 11:22 PM

Slow day, hunh?

leepro on October 18, 2007 at 11:24 PM

I’ve never had that happen in the middle of a YouTube video before. How did it end? I heard the naughty line.

see-dubya on October 18, 2007 at 11:22 PM

As long as you heard that, you heard the only part that really mattered.

ReubenJCogburn on October 18, 2007 at 11:26 PM

Well, she muffed that.

andycanuck on October 18, 2007 at 11:27 PM

You’re shameless AP! J/k, and in reference to “shaving the muff”, check out this clip from Chappelle’s show… it’s an “interracial” spoof on Trading Spouses (and one of the funniest things ever) CONTENT WARNING

It counts down (for me anyway).. the whole thing is funny, but as it relates to this video, you’re looking for 2:49 (again, assuming it counts down for you)

http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_videos/15765/Chappelles_Show___Trading_Spouses.html

… Ah, I can’t help myself… if anyone is too lazy to watch the video, I’m going to spoil the surprise:

“Damn! Now I done heard of trimmin’ da hedges, but you done scorched the Earf!”

RightWinged on October 18, 2007 at 11:29 PM

Now it played all the way through. Weird.

Anyway, she seemed nice. Like if RightWingSparkle had a morning show.

see-dubya on October 18, 2007 at 11:30 PM

That was funny as hell. What happens if he prefers the retro look?

Bad Candy on October 18, 2007 at 11:31 PM

Kids and talk show hosts say the darnedest things

Kinda cute that she didnt know what that meant.

William Amos on October 18, 2007 at 11:31 PM

Anyway, she seemed nice. Like if RightWingSparkle had a morning show.

see-dubya on October 18, 2007 at 11:30 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So true!

We love ya RWS!

Bad Candy on October 18, 2007 at 11:33 PM

haha…But who handed this to her in the first place?

Of course, the humor ended with “the Eagles won!” statement…*sigh*…since they won against my Jetties…

JetBoy on October 18, 2007 at 11:33 PM

JetBoy on October 18, 2007 at 11:33 PM

Sorry pal, nothing sucks worse than saying you lost to Philly, no matter what you’re talking about…like when you end up with their crummy mayor as your governor.

Bad Candy on October 18, 2007 at 11:36 PM

World’s first black blonde girl.

infidel4life on October 18, 2007 at 11:08 PM

Winner of the thread

F15Mech on October 18, 2007 at 11:39 PM

Which reminds me of a Suzanne Pleshette appearance on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show back in the ’70s. They were talking about dating as teenages and Suzanne said the only problem was “Guys were always trying to dive on my muff.” That was the third-biggest laugh I ever heard on the Tonight Show.

The second-biggest laugh was during a monologue one night when Johnny said some company had developed a special drink for whalers similar to the drink NASA devloped for astronauts. “What’s it called?” asked Ed. “Harpoon-Tang,” replied Johnny. Hy-ohhhh!

The biggest laugh, though, was once when Johnny was playing Carnak and the answer Ed gave him was “Peter Pan.” When asked what the question was, Carnak replied, “What kind of utensil do you use to fry a peter in.”

rivlax on October 18, 2007 at 11:40 PM

“Guys were always trying to dive on my muff.”

I know I’m going to regret asking, but what did she mean? She didn’t mean … that, did she?

Allahpundit on October 18, 2007 at 11:42 PM

That was a hairy situation.

Dash on October 18, 2007 at 11:42 PM

Well, too be honest i didn’t know what that word meant, but i can kinda guess from the reaction, lol. I’m not pretending to be a saint either

mainmann on October 18, 2007 at 11:21 PM

WHAT? You are kidding, right?

R D on October 18, 2007 at 11:45 PM

“I’m shaving off my muff, for you”. It’s what I want to believe about ALL women!

thedecider on October 18, 2007 at 11:22 PM

Amen. Like you, I’m a hopeless romantic.

infidel4life on October 18, 2007 at 11:45 PM

WHAT? You are kidding, right?

R D on October 18, 2007 at 11:45 PM

No, i grew up in a different country, different culture, different slang terms.

mainmann on October 18, 2007 at 11:49 PM

rivlax on October 18, 2007 at 11:40 PM

I miss the Carson show. Without a doubt the best TV humor of my youth.

infidel4life on October 18, 2007 at 11:51 PM

So should she be officially christened the Muff Diva from now on?

ReubenJCogburn on October 18, 2007 at 11:53 PM


Guys were always trying to dive on my muff.”

I know I’m going to regret asking, but what did she mean? She didn’t mean … that, did she?

Allahpundit on October 18, 2007 at 11:42 PM

I’m pretty sure she did Allah. It was late night TV and you could get away with a lot back then. You’re a bit too young to know about such things. 3 channels, no instant backlash for a misstep, no internet, and you’re not going to believe this: TV went off the air at about 12:30, or after Johnny Carson. And this was Los Angeles in the late 60′s.

R D on October 18, 2007 at 11:54 PM

She’s a great a-merkin.

Cuffy Meigs on October 18, 2007 at 11:55 PM

Muffy the Vampire Player?

Nice to see some people have some naivete left.

And she’s cute to boot.

profitsbeard on October 19, 2007 at 12:00 AM

R D on October 18, 2007 at 11:54 PM

Those were the days.

infidel4life on October 19, 2007 at 12:02 AM

It might be a black thing; I had never heard the word ‘muff’ in reference to that until I was in the military.

baldilocks on October 19, 2007 at 12:04 AM

Muff = short for ‘muffin’

Check the lyrics of ‘Walk This Way’

infidel4life on October 19, 2007 at 12:07 AM

I needed that laugh, thanks, that was pretty funny.

abinitioadinfinitum on October 19, 2007 at 12:08 AM

infidel4life on October 19, 2007 at 12:02 AM

Yes they were! I’m glad someone can relate. And they don’t seem so long ago either.

R D on October 19, 2007 at 12:09 AM

See? Who says there aren’t as many slang terms for the female genitalia as the fellas’?

Chortle

Bob's Kid on October 19, 2007 at 12:12 AM

infidel4life on October 18, 2007 at 11:45 PM

LOL! Except, I really DO believe it. Does that make me a perv?

thedecider on October 19, 2007 at 12:12 AM

mainmann on October 18, 2007 at 11:49 PM

It’s just a slang term for female pubic hair. It wasnt that bad a slip, just funny.

I thought she was cute =)

Dash on October 19, 2007 at 12:13 AM

LOL! Except, I really DO believe it. Does that make me a perv?

thedecider on October 19, 2007 at 12:12 AM

Yup. Hopeless romantic pervs we are.

And proud of it I might add.
;-)

infidel4life on October 19, 2007 at 12:20 AM

No, i grew up in a different country, different culture, different slang terms.

mainmann on October 18, 2007 at 11:49 PM

Got it mainmann. I seem to forget there’s a whole ‘nother world out there.

R D on October 19, 2007 at 12:23 AM

And proud of it I might add.
;-)
infidel4life on October 19, 2007 at 12:20 AM

LOL!! Very proud, then! Thanks for the confirmation!

thedecider on October 19, 2007 at 12:23 AM

Yes they were! I’m glad someone can relate. And they don’t seem so long ago either.

R D on October 19, 2007 at 12:09 AM

Long before political correctness imposed artificial arbitrary rules on public humor.

But at the same time, basic standards of human decency and morality were just ‘understood’ without having to be overtly enforced.

Not that the envelope wasn’t pushed from time to time.
;-)

infidel4life on October 19, 2007 at 12:32 AM

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Go Eagles.

Mazztek on October 19, 2007 at 12:34 AM

infidel4life on October 19, 2007 at 12:32 AM

I see what you’re sayin’, and I hear where you’re comin’ from.

R D on October 19, 2007 at 12:43 AM

Learned something new today.

Entelechy on October 19, 2007 at 12:57 AM

“You’re from Indiana and you had a sheltered life”

I guess that’s my excuse too. I wouldn’t have assumed it meant anything sketchy.

tikvah on October 19, 2007 at 1:52 AM

She muffed that one for sure.

I want my daughter to grow up in the same town that she did. To the pure all things are pure.

Mojave Mark on October 19, 2007 at 1:54 AM

What hath Hot Air become? Tara Conner’s back in the news, and all we get is misplaced muffins?

Halley on October 19, 2007 at 2:11 AM

Long before political correctness imposed artificial arbitrary rules on public pubic humor.

fixed that for ya.

sulla on October 19, 2007 at 2:30 AM

She knew exactly what that meant.

frreal on October 19, 2007 at 7:29 AM

We live in a country that has given single words way too much weight. As soon as shaving one of them is in play, one should show some caution.

Hening on October 19, 2007 at 7:45 AM

Was she blushing?

Can we follow her career?

peacenprosperity on October 19, 2007 at 7:48 AM

Nice to see some people have some naivete left.

And she’s cute to boot.

My thoughts as well.

Kahuna on October 19, 2007 at 8:06 AM

Finally.

A fantasy girlfriend I wouldn’t be ashamed to introduce to mom.

Memnon on October 19, 2007 at 8:29 AM

Come on, Allah. Where do we send our fan mail?

peacenprosperity on October 19, 2007 at 8:40 AM

I hope she didn’t get fired. It was just a goofy, naive mistake, and an entertaining one to boot. Does anyone know if she got fired for this?

aero on October 19, 2007 at 9:08 AM

The internet is amazing! Lori Wilson’s page with contact info to the stations press director is located here.

Lori Wilson started interning in television in 1997. This innocent incident just makes her even more attractive.

Canadian Infidel on October 19, 2007 at 9:28 AM

She reminded me of Ashley (?) from the Fresh Princeo of Bel Air.

robblefarian on October 19, 2007 at 9:28 AM

The biggest laugh, though, was once when Johnny was playing Carnak and the answer Ed gave him was “Peter Pan.” When asked what the question was, Carnak replied, “What kind of utensil do you use to fry a peter in.”

rivlax on October 18, 2007 at 11:40 PM

OT: I saw Johnny Carson doing Carnack one time and he holds up the envelope and says, “Nicaragua”. He then opens it and reads it: “Why you should be careful when you are shaving your auguas”.

FishFearMe on October 19, 2007 at 9:35 AM

Anyway, she seemed nice. Like if RightWingSparkle had a morning show.

Now, that’s funny. I just left a comment at Ace’s that if I hadn’t been going to his blog for a couple of years, I wouldn’t know what that was either.

Rightwingsparkle on October 19, 2007 at 9:36 AM

Check the lyrics of ‘Walk This Way’

You mean that song’s not about going down on a delicious breakfast treat?

saint kansas on October 19, 2007 at 9:46 AM

Okay, I don’t know what it is either…I know I could google it, but I’ll maintain my innocence! (I went right from seeing the clip to this comment space so maybe I’d better not read the other comments to preserve my innocence!) By the by, the 10! Show is local and I read it in my paper, wondered what was so bad, and forgot about it. Lori has been a great addition to this local show and I like her even more now!

deedledee on October 19, 2007 at 9:51 AM

“The view” is already calling her with an offer.

pb5000 on October 19, 2007 at 10:21 AM

She’ll probably get her own reality show now.

WisCon on October 19, 2007 at 10:38 AM

LOL

Sir Loin on October 19, 2007 at 11:08 AM

THE two funniest things I ever saw on The Tonight Show were:

Johnny had a golfer’s wife on (Mrs. Arnold Palmer I think) And he asked her what she did to bring him luck. She said, I kiss his balls.” to which Johnny replied, “Well, I bet that makes his putter stand up.”

The second was an actress (Don’t remember who). She brought a cat on stage with her. She asked Johnny, “Would you like to pet my pussy?” and Johnny said, “Sure, move the cat.”

I rolled both times.

Kowboy on October 19, 2007 at 11:38 AM

She’ll never live this down. Her co-workers are always going to be singing “The Muffin Man” and her Christmas presents are going to be earmuffs and muffin baskets.

TallDave on October 19, 2007 at 12:01 PM

The world’s first black blonde?

And how do we know she’s a natural blonde?

thejackal on October 19, 2007 at 1:28 PM

They already made this into a shirt. They just used a white model.

Black Adam on October 19, 2007 at 1:38 PM

“Am I about to get fired?”….naw, honey you’re not white or a man, you have nothing to worry about.

Alden Pyle on October 19, 2007 at 3:08 PM

If she’s single, why don’t you ask her out on a date, AP?

Of course, I can’t be responsible if some unknown participant here at HA sends her an e-mail and tells her how much that you like your new nickname that we all gave to you — you know the one that I’m talking about don’t you, you little “stud muffin.”

CyberCipher on October 19, 2007 at 3:24 PM

I wonder if Lori knows what “fly” means?

Larraby on October 19, 2007 at 4:19 PM

Kowboy on October 19, 2007 at 11:38 AM

Zsa Zsa

Jaibones on October 19, 2007 at 5:08 PM