Comments on: The ultimate female aphrodisiac: Armpit sweat from nursing mothers?

By: James

James — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:39:14 +0000

How is this going to work on the robots?

1. Turn knob to ‘horny.’
2. …
3. Profit!

By: Armpit smell from mom… « Inzax

Armpit smell from mom… « Inzax — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:47:35 +0000

[...] Story. [...]

By: Coronagold

Coronagold — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:13:37 +0000

Just when I thought you were over your diaper fetish, this emerges.

By: Kini

Kini — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:50:25 +0000

Hmmm, Pheromone’s!

By: Nonfactor

Nonfactor — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:54:31 +0000

Oh. Dear. God. This needs to get on the market. Like now.

By: baldilocks

baldilocks — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:24:14 +0000

Now we know how that antibiotic-resistant staph epidemic got started. :-/

By: csdeven

csdeven — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:22:37 +0000

Skin tight jeans worked for me.

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:02:16 +0000

No, the worst part is that I’ll be in my 70s when this crap finally makes it to the market.

Allahpundit on October 17, 2007 at 9:53 PM

Cheer up! 65 is the new 70!

By: Bradky

Bradky — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:52:47 +0000

No, the worst part is that I’ll be in my 70s when this crap finally makes it to the market.

Allahpundit on October 17, 2007 at 9:53 PM

You will still be frisky in your seventies and probably with an expected life span of another 30 years. In my case, I’ll have cashed in my last social security check long before then.

By: shaken

shaken — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:29:14 +0000

The robots will pick up a multicast on their Wi-Fi interfaces. We be jammin now.

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:59:44 +0000

I … we … oh, my goodness, Allah. I got nothin’.

By: TheEJS

TheEJS — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:48:04 +0000

Half [of the female subjects] were asked to wipe pads soaked in the sweat [of nursing mothers] across their upper lip every morning and evening for three months.
They were also asked to reapply the pads after showering, exercising and wiping their mouths after eating.

I’m going to vomit. There’s a difference between being around females while FTXing and this.

While I don’t like the criticize AP for the stories on HA (cause he’s putting the work in and I’m not), I can only ask: why?!? Dear God, why?!

By: Thomas the Wraith

Thomas the Wraith — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:15:26 +0000

OT: Is anyone watching South Park? Muslim suicide bombers just attacked Imagination Land and exploded a bunch of beloved imaginary characters, complete with Black Hawk Down style explosions and sound. Awesome!

By: Kini

Kini — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:12:05 +0000

No, the worst part is that I’ll be in my 70s when this crap finally makes it to the market.

Allahpundit on October 17, 2007 at 9:53 PM

Think Anthony Quinn, it’s never too late

By: Weight of Glory

Weight of Glory — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:01:48 +0000

No, the worst part is that I’ll be in my 70s when this crap finally makes it to the market.

Allahpundit on October 17, 2007 at 9:53 PM

Yeah, and by that time the only robot you’ll want is one that will stay off your lawn and listen to stories about how you once ran a great site on what the geezers call the internet.

By: Buy Danish

Buy Danish — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:59:50 +0000

WOW! That’s great! What’s 42% of zero?

Weight of Glory on October 17, 2007 at 9:29 PM

LOL. All I can say is I’m glad my breastfeeding years preceded this story or my kid might have been bottle fed.

This pheromones thing is just a plot by Big Perfume to sell more of their product anyway.

By: Thomas the Wraith

Thomas the Wraith — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:59:44 +0000

Me too AP. If we’re lucky. Our sons and grandsons (lucky SOBs) won’t know how good they’ll have it.

“When I was your age we had to ask girls out to the moving pictures and listen to them talk about their boring lives in the distant hope that we’d make it to 2nd base.”

“What’s second base, grandpa.”

“Shut up and go nail your iSexBot. In-grates.”

By: abinitioadinfinitum

abinitioadinfinitum — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:54:26 +0000

Thomas the Wraith on October 17, 2007 at 9:52 PM

He may even have to buy …used!

By: Allahpundit

Allahpundit — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:53:22 +0000

The worst part is that in the future AllahPundit won’t be able to get the iSexBot and will have to make do with the generic version

No, the worst part is that I’ll be in my 70s when this crap finally makes it to the market.

By: Thomas the Wraith

Thomas the Wraith — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:52:02 +0000

The worst part is that in the future AllahPundit won’t be able to get the iSexBot and will have to make do with the generic version that comes free with the two-year contract. Sure, it’ll have all the basic functionality but when it comes to SexBots, who wants to be stuck with just the basics?

By: abinitioadinfinitum

abinitioadinfinitum — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:51:52 +0000

Tony737 on October 17, 2007 at 9:49 PM

OK, You’ve painted a memory for me I was trying like hell to forget. euwww

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:49:07 +0000

There’s no sweeter smell than female sweat … but after several days of dried up sweat, it’ll knock you out, I know ’cause I was stationed in Europe for three years.

There’s nothing sexier than fresh perspiration on a woman and there’s nothing nastier than a week’s worth of sweat caked on a woman’s armpit.

By: Thomas the Wraith

Thomas the Wraith — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:43:59 +0000

The smell is essentially a message that the robots can decode to trigger an increase it the Copulation Drivers. Just install the ChemSensor module and configure it to react to the Sweat-phrodisiac and you’re in business. So to speak. I’m sure you’ll be able to get the Sweat-phrodisiac as an aerosol spray and probably as a candle. Then get the robo-bedroom a-rockin’.

It’s a shame I’ll be too old to enjoy the brave new world of sex-bots all hopped up on artificial sweat. Oh the humanity!

By: canopfor

canopfor — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:42:56 +0000

I think the most pressing and important question should really be pondered,how will the pads be applied to the robots,are there any safeguards concerning the robots,
what if,say a rogue robot gets too much pad and goes on a humping spree,for g!ds sake then what,and even worse,what if this rogue robot escapes and goes on a cross county spree,nailing anything that moves!Then what!Haha Hehe.

By: TexasDan

TexasDan — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:41:12 +0000

Sweaty nursing mothers needed for vital scientific study.

How did they get any serious responses to that request?