Comments on: Life-sized, anatomically correct, milk-chocolate Jesus resurrected!

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Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:04:10 +0000

[...] Chocolate Jesus is back. But the real question is, when will he fight Butter Harry Potter? [...]

By: srhoades

srhoades — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:21:42 +0000

I don’t know which is more offensive, Jesus porn or the fact that the “artist” thinks Jesus looks like Michael Gross (aka Stephen Keaton).

OhEssYouCowboys on October 17, 2007 at 3:54 PM

Right on.

By: James

James — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:19:21 +0000

JWS on October 17, 2007 at 11:28 PM

Hmm…somebody sure put themselves up on a chocolate cross.

By: Sensei Ern

Sensei Ern — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:48:55 +0000

Will they be handing out Testamints?

By: John

John — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:05:28 +0000

JWS on October 17

Really not cool.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:10:56 +0000

The artist just does this ’cause he knows Christians won’t kill him for it. Howz about he tries a marshmallow Mohammad and let’s see where that gets him.

By: Allahpundit

Allahpundit — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:01:18 +0000

Fuck this site, and all who think this idiot is clever…

Thanks for your Christian well wishes, and for all the comments in the same vein that you’ve left over the past few weeks. Take care.

By: JWS

JWS — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:28:52 +0000

This thread, and the asshole MM employs, is sooo cutting edge! How can anyone who calls himself a Christian continue to support this shit? MM needs the business THIS bad?

Fuck this site, and all who think this idiot is clever…

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:52:41 +0000

It’s an Immaculate Confection.

greenonions on October 17, 2007 at 8:17 PM

He he ! Good one!

By: Alden Pyle

Alden Pyle — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:58:36 +0000

*grabbing torch, Che shirt, face hiding bandana*

OK…where’s the riots at?

By: JackOfClubs

JackOfClubs — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:55:04 +0000

Can we put the chocolate Jesus on a Candy Cross? In fairness some people have been objecting to this sort of thing. I don't think the objection here is to the medium, but to the anatomical correctness. And speaking of that, did anyone else notice that he, um, doesn't appear to be circumcised? Maybe this is supposed to represent that Jesus is a "perfected" Jew. Must be a Coulter supporter.

By: greenonions

greenonions — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:17:36 +0000

It’s an Immaculate Confection.

By: jeanie

jeanie — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:55:29 +0000

Never mind the mice!!! I hope no true chocoholics attend this exhibit!

By: TexasDan

TexasDan — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:40:19 +0000

um. So, statues of Jesus are limited to certain media?

I’m trying to get all worked up over this. Gimme a minute.

By: 1GooDDaDDy

1GooDDaDDy — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:11:15 +0000

I think since this new Jesus is made of milk chocolate (you know, made of creamy white milk and smooth dark chocolate)…wouldn’t the statue fair much better in a church somewhere in “Narlans” to commemorate the Katrina disaster?

Not my idea though. Ask his honor the mayor.

Sgt. Khe Sahn

By: williars

williars — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:27:46 +0000

Why should a Christian be surprised by such blasphemies?
What’s “the other cheek” for?
Randy

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:25:51 +0000

Jesus should be sculpted in bread, obviously. (Chocolate is too new world.) If it were a "Mohammad", would have to be marizipan (almond paste), which is all nuts. Just like its model.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:04:02 +0000

Do we get to burn some embassies for this?

By: Buy Danish

Buy Danish — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:28:29 +0000

I heard Fox report that there is also a scratch and sniff Virgin Mary.

By: awake

awake — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:48:42 +0000

Well, Muslims believe Jesus, “Issa” is a prophet of Islam, one who will return at the end of days to kill the swine and break the cross.

I think pictorial representations of Allah and Muhammad are deemed haram in Islam and has been known to “cause a stir” in the Islamic community when encountered.

That being said, even though Issa is a lesser prophet and not THE prophet, wouldn’t you believe that a single solitary Muslim would come out publically in Issa’s defense, since I always hear from Muslims about the high-esteem that Islam holds for him?

Just wondering.

By: calbear

calbear — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:29:56 +0000

extremities were eaten by mice

The article makes it clear it wasn't those extremities.

AP, I share your taste for dark chocolate. It’s also allegedly good for you

Tell that to my triglyceride count.

in the shape of your father as he was found on the street where he was killed

In that case, Catholics have been pissing off God for over a thousand years by putting Jesus in that shape

How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.

I'm no expert on scripture, but I'm pretty sure they weren't referring to chocolate Jesuses.

By: kiakjones

kiakjones — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:27:05 +0000

This is one of the Virgin Mary.

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:22:24 +0000

Mohammad sculptures! Too much!! I used to call those algores, but not any more!

*howling*

By: Ochlan

Ochlan — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:20:27 +0000

A Mohammad made of ham.

Or lovingly sculpted from Jew foreskins…Oy Vey!

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:16:47 +0000

Not dark chocolate. Try chopped liver.