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Right-wing conspiracy causes Randi Rhodes to fall while walking her dog

posted at 2:22 pm on October 16, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Oh, to think of the fun we would have had with the inevitable “Countdown” segment tonight blaming the mugging that wasn’t on Michelle, if only the Daily News had held back its report another eight hours or so. For of all sad words of tongue or pen…

Air America radio host Randi Rhodes is temporarily off the air, but claims she was brutally attacked near her Manhattan apartment are bogus, her lawyer and a police source said today.

Fellow host Jon Elliott claimed on the liberal radio network that Rhodes had been mugged while walking her dog, Simon, on Sunday night. Elliot, who said Rhodes lost several teeth in the attack, waxed about a possible conspiracy.

“Is this an attempt by the right-wing, hate machine to silence one of our own?” he asked on the air, according to Talking Radio, a blog. “Are we threatening them? Are they afraid that we’re winning? Are they trying to silence intimidate us?”

A police source said Rhodes never filed a report and never claimed to be the victim of a mugging. Cops from Manhattan’s 17th Precinct called her attorney, who told them Rhodes was not a victim of a crime, the source said.

Rhodes’ lawyer told the Daily News she was injured in a fall while walking her dog.

In defense of Elliott, bad-faith accusations come with the job at AAR: former host Mike Malloy was known to ruminate about the lingering questions surrounding 9/11 and Rhodes herself, when she’s not busy “joking” about Bush’s assassination, has a super-keen theory about how the bridge collapse this summer in Minneapolis was, as all bad things are and must be, a direct result of the wingnut war for oil. As my least favorite nutroots commentator is wont to say, this is who they are and this is what they do. So don’t act surprised when they do it. Thanks to Shawn Wasson for the tip.

Update: See LGF’s last update. Gawker thinks it has an explanation for Rhodes’s calamitous fall.


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What fries me is how quickly this story is going to diasppear from the MSM. Can you imagine what the hue and cry would be if someone like Hannity, or Levin had pulled a stunt like that? They would be calling for congressional hearings tomorrow on the editorial page of the NYT.

Are they afraid that we’re winning?

Ahahahahahahahaha! Funniest quote in a while. Although I have to admit the child-like naivete of AAR is sort of charming. I bet both of their listeners had a chuckle too.

Gotta be right up there with “Don’t tase me, bro.” Speaking of bogus lefty accusations of right wing malfeasance, where are we holding on the noose at Columbia story? I’m a little concerned that I haven’t heard a presser from Sharpton on this. ‘Course, maybe he’s learned something from the Duke case?

NAAAAAAHHH!

smellthecoffee on October 16, 2007 at 10:50 PM

No Teeth for Oil!

BDavis on October 16, 2007 at 11:03 PM

Maybe Danny Bonaduce threw her over his shoulder.

Sam on October 16, 2007 at 11:30 PM

Damn ya’ll! Whew its a funky thread in here!
I mean I have listened to her TWICE
trying to be even handed…
YECH I couldn’t stand it.
but still drunk or no, losing teeth? c’mon that aint no fun!
I mean if ya just wanna count it up to karma groovy, But
I just caint get that mean, even with air america bein damn stupid about who they are blaming for it.
(I mean I have fallen hurt myself and I don’t have the excuse of being drunk! broke my ankle BTW)

-Wasteland Man.

WastelandMan on October 16, 2007 at 11:32 PM

He also got a caller that bestowed upon him the honorary title of “Microphone Marine”, as he is very adept at this weapon of choice, the golden EIB microphone.

bbz123 on October 16, 2007 at 2:58 PM

Actually it was that dim bulb Babs Mikulski who said he referred to the “phony soldiers” as “Microphone Marines”.

…as if the jack@$$es in the defeatocrat party have been absolutely pristine in their treatment of the military.

91Veteran on October 17, 2007 at 12:15 AM

Ace has more via a Gawker reader.

Hearsay? You betcha! But that didn’t stop this from initially being a right wing fascist conspiracy!!!

Hoodlumman on October 16, 2007 at 3:17 PM

I read that earlier. Ya s’pose she’s hittin the sauce after seeing her latest ratings?

91Veteran on October 17, 2007 at 12:19 AM

Or maybe she was just hopping scotch.

Coronagold on October 16, 2007 at 7:16 PM

Actually, hopping Bloody Mary’s wasn’t it?

91Veteran on October 17, 2007 at 12:25 AM

The latrine rats are just lovin’ that slush!

Entelechy on October 17, 2007 at 12:34 AM

If a moonbat fell on Air America would it make a sound?

pedestrian on October 17, 2007 at 12:51 AM

Randi Rhodes Christmas carol

Mojack420 on October 17, 2007 at 1:11 AM

Drunken fool or not, she was the best guitar player Ozzy has ever had!

liquidflorian on October 17, 2007 at 3:10 AM

If Bu$hco wasn’t destroying America, Randi wouldn’t have to get plastered. So, you know….Fake But Accurate.

Pablo on October 17, 2007 at 8:25 AM

Check Ace’s post out. Ace appears to have been viciously assaulted by a gang of barking moonbats…or something! :-D

crushliberalism on October 17, 2007 at 8:32 AM

What’s struck me about the initial story aired by Elliot is if it WERE true that she were mugged, how would anyone know that it was by conservatives? Did they say something to her about illegal immigration? Or the war? While they were throwing her to the ground to break her teeth, did they spout off about the GOP candidates foreign and domestic policies?

It’s just a little too vague for me to understand how the muggers were identified as right-wing conspirators.

serpentineshel on October 17, 2007 at 8:58 AM

Makes much more sense that she stumbled out of a bar, or fell walking her dog. Which, frankly, I can understand, having done both. (never lost any teeth, thankfully)

serpentineshel on October 17, 2007 at 9:09 AM

Doesn’t anyone find it a wee bit suspicious that a prominent celebrity can just fall down in New York City, a city full of surveillance cameras, and it’s not caught on tape? And really, who just falls down and knocks out two of their own teeth? Experts say these kinds of accidents are impossible. Virtually all people who fall land intact. And Randi Rhodes doesn’t remember falling? Ladies and gentleman, the official story is simply full of holes.

This was a missile attack on Randi Rhodes, a missile launched by the evil Bushitler regime by Dick Cheney. That’s why the FBI has confiscated all the security tapes. Rhodes doesn’t remember anything because the CIA used memory gas on her to wipe her brain clean.

Yes, it’s a conspiracy. Another one.

Tantor on October 17, 2007 at 9:16 AM

Tantor, after I posted about falling myself, I started thinking about it. I’ve stumbled around drunkenly before and fell. I’ve tripped over my Basset Hound when he’s gotten underfoot. I’m a 5′10″ woman, but I’ve never fallen hard enough to LOSE TEETH. AND my memory.
So whatever happened to her must have been way worse than the falls I’ve had.

I think that you must be right. Conspiracy.

serpentineshel on October 17, 2007 at 9:29 AM

Thank you, serpentineshel, for seeing The Truth. I invite you all to see my new Internet documentary on this: “Loose Teeth”

Tantor on October 17, 2007 at 9:43 AM

Hell….Ron White was THROWN out of a bar and he didn’t break any teeth.

Talon on October 17, 2007 at 9:51 AM

Tantor, let me know if you need me for an interview. I am able to go from “calm and sensible” to “raving lunatic” in a matter of seconds when being filmed.

serpentineshel on October 17, 2007 at 10:38 AM

Rhodes was drunk and disorderly:
http://gawker.com/news/developing/was-talk-show-host-randi-rhodes-jumped-by-14-ketel-ones-311453.php

Maybe she needs AA. And not the Air America AA.

PoliticallyIncorrectSandy on October 17, 2007 at 10:39 AM

Wait, the Left winning talk radio? That’s a joke, right?

MaelstromX on October 17, 2007 at 11:37 AM

all i want to hear is Randi say
“she sells sea shells by the sea shore”
5 times really fast

Mojack420 on October 17, 2007 at 11:55 AM

Randi Rhodes is falling down, falling down, falling down Randi Rhodes is falling down…now she’s toothless.

Mojack420 on October 17, 2007 at 11:57 AM

I spent a little time cruising the blogs about this non-incident. It really is shocking to see how much venom is being spewn about. The whacky theorizing over this hasn’t abated at all, even in light of her own camp affirming that it was nothing more than a nasty slip. The crazy thing, imho, is that most people have never even heard Air America. Even if they have, it’s a radio personality we are talking about. I find it rather unlikely that most people would recognize her at all. So, somehow it makes sense that a republican street thug would mug her? I can’t begin to comprehend this. As if your garden variety mugger is vitally interested in politics. Besides, why would anyone on the right go after her? She’s so fringe-looney that she’s more useful to my side on air than off. Besides rabble-rousing with her own base, what impact does she have at all anyway?

I actually feel badly for her. That’s a crummy situation to be in. But, to the point, she was toothless before this happened.

JunkCoast on October 17, 2007 at 12:17 PM

all i want to hear is Randi say
“she sells sea shells by the sea shore”
5 times really fast

Mojack420 on October 17, 2007 at 11:55 AM

Love it!!!!

Aggie85 on October 17, 2007 at 1:05 PM

Liberals can’t seem to take personal responsibility for anything…including their own clumsiness.

She’s probably outraged that the government didn’t catch her when she started to fall! So it’s all BUSH’s FAULT!!!

landlines on October 17, 2007 at 2:03 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! As if we CARE enough about this idiot to try and silence her. I’ve never even heard her in the first place.

Sounds like a cry for publicity to me.

If only we ACTUALLY cared about your insignificant little liberal voice, Randy.

tickleddragon on October 17, 2007 at 2:29 PM

Sorry about your fall, tho. Feel better soon, so you can get back to yelling your crap to a small empty room.

tickleddragon on October 17, 2007 at 2:29 PM

Well, anyone can see this is Bush’s fault! After all, instead of fightening terrorism, he should be using the military to repave sidewalks so that people who walk their dogs won’t fall down.

BTW-Did Rhandi Rhoades make the suggestion that Bush should be assassinated? How come the entire Senate did not spend a full day condemning her, writing to Foul Air America to get her to appologize (or fired)? Oh, I forgot why…silly me.

The False Dervish on October 17, 2007 at 4:10 PM

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