I am super super cereal.

Julie Banderas…

Mmmm, Julie Banderas…

I hear Robert Mugabbe will win it next year.
/snarc

Texas Nick 77 on October 14, 2007 at 8:40 AM

Yes, but for ECONOMICS.

georgej on October 14, 2007 at 8:54 AM

LOL! Nice…

Texas Nick 77 on October 14, 2007 at 8:40 AM

Yes, but for ECONOMICS.

I thought the ‘peace prize’ was irrelevant when they gave it to Yasser Arafat.

Arafat, Carter, now Gore. I wouldn’t want to be associated with those three in historical context. Though I’d love the million dollars that comes with the prize.

ThackerAgency on October 13, 2007 at 10:18 PM

I hear Robert Mugabbe will win it next year.
/snarc

Yeah, I’m calling the Nobel Prize Committee ANTI-SEMETIC!

What? European Intelligentsia anti-semetic? Yeah, right, next you’ll tell me the Pope’s Catholic and water is wet.

Ah. But you see, she was saving Jooooz. And they don’t count today. Had she been saving little Mohammed’s or Ibrahim’s, she would have won it by acclaim. Yeah, I’m calling the Nobel Prize Committee ANTI-SEMETIC!

In the list of inappropriate Peace Prize winners, add Le Doc Tho. He won the 1973 prize with Kissinger, though he had the good grace to decline it. As a high party member in the government that decided to conquer South Vietnam, he was clearly unworthy, but the commies of the Nobel committee finally had a chance to give the award to one of their own. Given the Communist invasion in 1975, the little a-holes SHOULD have rescinded the award.

And then we come to Gorbachev winning the Prize for ending the cold war. In true anti-American fashion, Ronald Reagan, who REALLY won the cold war, was ignored. While Reagan deserved the award as sole honoree, it would not out of bounds to award a shared prize to both men. But the Nobel committed are basically European commie/socialists who only reward our liberal/far left underminers.

Lol, not bad, but for that to work, it would have to make sense to vacuum your nephew in real life.

Trying to throw back to Friday’s show, where during the talk about sexbots Greg mentioned his vacuum cleaner. Oh well, I’ve got more:

If sexiness was tennis, I would drop the racket just to play with his balls… green balls.

If hotness was a taco, I would put my meat inside.

Julie Banderas of THE BIG SHOW. If beauty was an oil derrick, I would put my lube on her to keep the her pumping night after night.

With us tonight is host of the Big Story Weekend, Julie Banderas – If beauty was a snowman, I’d pull out my carrot and stick it in her face… probably while some neighborhood kids looked on with anticipation.

RightWinged: if inciteful commentary was a vacuum cleaner, I would turn him on every night, and probably let him suck the skin off my nephew.

As always, it’s just your dirty imaginations.

TheEJS on October 14, 2007 at 12:15 AM

Lol, not bad, but for that to work, it would have to make sense to vacuum your nephew in real life.

For example:

If hosting ability was mouthwash, he’d be in the back of my throat at least once a day, usually in the bathroom.

(I actually toss that one around the Daily Gut chat room occasionally, and Gutfeld used something similar once, though I don’t think as good. Just want to be clear, if it sounds slightly familiar, I’m not ripping it off)

Or how about:

If ombudding was a gas pump, I’d let Andy Levy put his hose in me and fill me up, whenever I feel empty inside.

(I just heard the collective jaws drop from those that can’t stand me around here for the anti-gay “bigot” that I am.)

So do you or anyone else know when it went liberal and got corrupt and run by $ and the “good ol’ boys” club? Obviously that is who they are advocating. Afterall, someone who has advocated free speach for over 19 years was nominated and he did not win. unlike Gore, he has at least admitted to whenever he was wrong or got facts confused, however seldom it was.

RightWinged on October 13, 2007 at 11:58 PM

RightWinged: if inciteful commentary was a vacuum cleaner, I would turn him on every night, and probably let him suck the skin off my nephew.

As always, it’s just your dirty imaginations.

In which Gut tries to keep a straight face while discussing the Holocaust. I’m telling you, ever since that Roberto Benigni movie…

For anyone unaware, the fake that he keeps smiling is because he’s seeing Schulz and Baker laughing just off camera (which has become a normal thing when Baker is on)

If those three weren’t enough, there’s Kofi and El Baradei.

I’m more impressed now by the winner of the prize in a Crackerjack box … which is anyone who buys a box of Crackerjacks.

Is it true he had to “lobby” so to speak for this award as I was told? Anyone got proof? Articles or news links?

RedEye is strangely addictive. I cannot stop watching the recaps on YouTube! The latest episoe with Ann “Perfected Jew Goddess” Coulter was classic!

I love RedEye! If it weren’t on so late, I could watch it more often. When Ann Coulter was on, it appears she got the joke, as opposed to some of the people who’ve been on the show going, “What the h)&^?” Especially when Gutfeld does his dirty innuendo intros or asks the most random of questions.

And the Gut was right, Irena Sendler should have won that prize, if it were actually worth anything. But since it’s not worth a plug nickel, she’s better off.

If I were awarded the peace prize (for giving that homeless guy $10 last month when he just asked for loose change) I would announce on stage that “I would donate all the money to buy or rebuild a neighborhood and a stripmall in Iraq, since the UN is to afraid to go in and help out first hand…”, and then I would take the medal and throw it in a trash can saying “I refuse to shame my family’s name by bringing this ruined award into my household. Never will I be proud to say I was awarded the same award that was given to a known terrorist who stole foreign aid money from his own people.”

Arafat, Carter, now Gore. I wouldn’t want to be associated with those three in historical context. Though I’d love the million dollars that comes with the prize.

RedEye is strangely addictive. I cannot stop watching the recaps on YouTube! The latest episoe with Ann “Perfected Jew Goddess” Coulter was classic!

Indeed. That was one of the better episodes that I’ve seen in a while. Hilarious!