Comments on: Video: The greatest pageant performance since Miss Teen South Carolina?

By: MsUnderestimated

MsUnderestimated — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:44:45 +0000

Dogs in the next apartment were wailing as I watched this (in admitted agony)… ugh.

By: Tim Burton

Tim Burton — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:39:08 +0000

Didn't she birth the Star Wars Kid? I guess the father never admitted to the deed...I know I wouldn't.

By: p40tiger

p40tiger — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:03:23 +0000

The pride of Douglas! If she won the title of “Miss Douglas,” imagine what the other contestants from Douglas did.

By: Coronagold

Coronagold — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 23:54:55 +0000

Max Biallystock – “THAT’S OUR HITLER!!!”

Ye gods that was painful. Why on earth didn’t she just Milli Vanilli the trumpet? It did seem like she was playing in B while the entire sountrack was playing in D. Maybe some tech slipped her a tenor trumpet instead of an alto trumpet, if such things exists. And it looks like she was slipped something else as well.

By: Black Adam

Black Adam — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:58:26 +0000

Somewhere a fanboy virgin just jump-started into puberty.

By: landlines

landlines — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:55:40 +0000

Tin ear?

No…it’s not that good…what’s 20 elements down the periodic table from tin??

By: lib_not

lib_not — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:01:22 +0000

ehs saw yllaer doog!! Dna toh oot.

By: RMR

RMR — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:46:16 +0000

Give the girl a break. She played the music passably well it’s just that she was playing an instrument tuned(?)to a different key.
Insert chauvinistic remark here. She’s a babe.

No need to. You are not the first man (or the last) whose brain immediately relocates below the waist at the sight of a good looking woman. Trust me.

By: deesine

deesine — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:31:02 +0000

If you’ve ever played an instrument to a tape, then you’d know how much tape players vary on play speed. This is why the ‘sound check’ was invented.

By: thegreatbeast

thegreatbeast — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:08:40 +0000

Give the girl a break. She played the music passably well it’s just that she was playing an instrument tuned(?)to a different key.
Insert chauvinistic remark here. She’s a babe.

By: fogw

fogw — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:25:49 +0000

Vanilla Rain

By: FloatingRock

FloatingRock — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:25:41 +0000

Stick with it until at least halfway though.

You had me fooled. I’d guessed there was probably going to be a solo half way through that would be fantastic and would demonstrate that the first portion was intended to be situational humor. Nope, just that ridiculous dance routine.

By: RMR

RMR — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:12:47 +0000

She should team-up with Tay Zonday… wow, what a show that would be ….

Great idea.Then video tape them fighting over who should get top billing. YouTube gold.

By: nottakingsides

nottakingsides — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:04:15 +0000

That’s HOT!

By: Maxx

Maxx — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:53:01 +0000

She should team-up with Tay Zonday… wow, what a show that would be ….

By: drjohn

drjohn — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:30:57 +0000

That hurt.

A lot.

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:16:35 +0000

When one has no talent, one does the best they can.

She sure could blow on that trumpet, though… there has to be a joke in this somewhere, right guys?

By: Splashman

Splashman — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:09:17 +0000

AP, that could be deemed “cruel and unusual punishment.” Instead of “Friday Stupid,” call it “Friday Torture.”

Un-be-frickin’-leivable. She’s not even playing in the same key as the track.

By: JazzBass

JazzBass — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:52:40 +0000

all i can say is “Thanks for the RedStateUpdate link yesterday.”

By: Mazztek

Mazztek — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:25:15 +0000

Little Boomer on October 12, 2007 at 12:15 PM

What about that one time.. at band camp…

By: awake

awake — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:17:02 +0000

That was extremely funny, sad and painful all wrapped into one.

By: smellthecoffee

smellthecoffee — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:16:33 +0000

Poor thing. Obviously couldn’t hear what she was playing.

Exactly. They probably didn’t have any monitors near where she was standing. I guarantee you all she was hearing was the house mix coming back after having bounced all around the room–ie. musical mud.

By: Little Boomer

Little Boomer — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:15:54 +0000

The tape-it’s so old that I assume it was a tape- was playing
Star Wars in the key of B!! That’s the last freakin’ key a trumpet would ever play in. She was playing in C. I suspect the tape machine played it in the correct key at rehearsal (if there was one) and at the performance it didn’t. So her choices were,
a.)try and play the thing a half step up (which would’ve probably sounded even worse
b.) take a musical beating while the muses laugh

Yeah, I’m a band geek you gonna make something of it?!?

By: Karl

Karl — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:05:50 +0000

I got yer Bill Murray right here.

By: Keith_Z

Keith_Z — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:00:11 +0000

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Poor thing. Obviously couldn’t hear what she was playing.
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You Tube is a real curse for stuff like this. She’ll hear about this for the rest of her life.
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