Comments on: Video: Python attack!

By: Truly hilarious at Sunflower Desert

Truly hilarious at Sunflower Desert — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:33:40 +0000

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By: Hilts

Hilts — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:29:40 +0000

Pythons have about a hundred sharp backward curved teeth.

By: Guardian

Guardian — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:11:51 +0000

Don’t bite me, Bro!

Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to look for huge snakes in an underground pool of bat crap?

By: jihadwatcher

jihadwatcher — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:53:16 +0000

NO, he didn’t say he had a “bad bite”. He put his hand around something circular, cold, and hard, and thought he had hit pay dirt. That’s why he screamed in joy. He said, I got a Bud Light! That’s why he wanted out of the water. He got the beer he came for.

By: Redhead Infidel

Redhead Infidel — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:02:17 +0000

Try swimming through the pool of hormones that comes from living with 3 teenage girls without getting hurt. Now that’s nature at it’s most dangerous.

BacaDog on October 13, 2007 at 2:40 PM

Now that’s funny! Fear for your life!!

By: BacaDog

BacaDog — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 18:40:39 +0000

Nature is not kind. It is mean and will kill you if given the chance.

Amen, brother. Python. Pfftt.

Try swimming through the pool of hormones that comes from living with 3 teenage girls without getting hurt. Now that’s nature at it’s most dangerous.

By: MrC_5150

MrC_5150 — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:41:04 +0000

Drama queen idiot. “I want my mommy!! Waaaaahhhh Waaaahhh!!”

By: 1GooDDaDDy

1GooDDaDDy — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:04:09 +0000

Do you think these guys graduated from collage?

If they did…I don’t think it helped all that much.

Sgt. Khe Sahn and sons Chance and Hunter 10 and 7 years old.

By: 1GooDDaDDy

1GooDDaDDy — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 14:46:28 +0000

Did anyone in that cave think about the obvious…that critters are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Let the beasty’s tail go and release the snake…it swims off free and easy like…you go to a hospital.

Geez, quick thinking gentlemen.

Sgt. Khe Sahn

By: unseen

unseen — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 13:22:14 +0000

What an idiot. Nature is not kind. It is mean and will kill you if given the chance. We spent the last 50,000 years trying to escape from nature now these nitwits want us to embrace it. Give me the comforts of home/technology anyday. Al Gore is an idiot also.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:47:47 +0000

The take away lessons here:

1. Don’t tromp around in guano soup.
2. Don’t jack with snakes.
3. If by chance you do grab a big python, let it the f**k go!

That snake was just minding his own business.
All these so-called naturalists need to cease and desist.

By: rayvet

rayvet — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:11:05 +0000

“Not trying to attack you or anything but under the circumstances I think the screaming was appropriate.”

No, not so much. The guy is doing one of those shows like Irwin and Corwin. If you have so little experience with animals that a non venemous snake bit makes you scream like a girly girl, then you are in over your head and shouldn’t be doing it. Watch the video cirulating of the police in Central or South America wrestling a 15 food Anaconda (I believe). The think locks down on his hand for quite some time. I don’t hear any girly screaming going on there, just some shouting which I presume to be Spanish swearing. GMAB, this guy was either 1) overdramatizing for ratings or 2) not the appropriate host for the show.

By: PRCalDude

PRCalDude — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:51:20 +0000

What did he think was going to happen? They’re wading around in batshit and then they decide to try to pull a large python out of its hole by its tail. What did they think the snake was going to do?

kinda reminds me of the first Star Wars movie when Leia, Luke, Chewie and Han end up in the trash compactor with that creature and it pulls Luke under. Heh.

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:25:11 +0000

Dude’s gotta bad bite.

By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:21:11 +0000

If you listen really closely, you can hear Steve Irwin rolling in his grave as he hears this sissy squeal.

By: Drew

Drew — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:17:18 +0000

This kind bite (I believe he might have termed it a ‘bad bite’) is really hard to prevent. I mean the only thing he could have done to avoid the apparently bad bite would have to been to stay out of the cave, not gone waist deep in bat shit and not started grabbing a Python.

I mean come on, how is any normal person supposed to avoid that kind of problem?

By: BL@KBIRD

BL@KBIRD — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:43:14 +0000

“A really bad bite” must be comparative to a relatively harmless bite and a neutral standard bite. If this well paid git has not been differentially bitten at least three times by pythons in bat sewerage caves then he doesn’t know what he is talking about.

By: Yakko77

Yakko77 — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:37:50 +0000

A “really bad bite”? I’ve been bitten by a python. It’s no big deal. I certainly didn’t scream like a little girl.

BDavis on October 12, 2007 at 10:54 PM

Did it bite you from under the water in a dark cave filled with bat s#!t?

Not trying to attack you or anything but under the circumstances I think the screaming was appropriate.

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:25:02 +0000

Pfff…John Rambo would have eaten the snake alive and spit out its bones…then sew the bad bite.

Ropera on October 12, 2007 at 10:37 PM

…or just poured some gunpowder in, lit it and burned it shut. After his meal of course.

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:21:50 +0000

aaaaaaaaaaaa!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!

“Holy crap dude! You were seconds from death from that deadly poisonous snake!”

“Well….those snakes aren’t poisonous.”

“But you were only seconds fron death, right!?”

“Well…I was…like, covered in disgusting bat sh*t!”

“So….I guess you’re promoting a new TV show then…”

“Yeah! Lemme tell you all about it!”

By: nailinmyeye

nailinmyeye — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:13:16 +0000

with a Monchichi doll

Ha! ROFLMAO!

That was the funniest thing…at least all day.

By: Nelsa

Nelsa — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:02:52 +0000

Did the snake bite him or was it the guy next to him? Was that the tail of snake he was holding?

By: BDavis

BDavis — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:54:03 +0000

A “really bad bite”? I’ve been bitten by a python. It’s no big deal. I certainly didn’t scream like a little girl.

By: Maxx

Maxx — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:48:41 +0000

At the mall they put sugar in your gas tank to kidnap you on the way home. They put flyers in your back window so you will get out to remove them and car jack you. I hear also if you go into the bathrooms they’ll chloroform you and steal your kidneys to sell do a needy donor in China.

Tennessee Dave on October 12, 2007 at 10:35 PM

I can deal with that, but keep the big fat ugly snake away from me.

By: Ordinary1

Ordinary1 — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:40:50 +0000

On O’Reily he said… when you are dealing with wild animals sometimes they do unpredictable things. No. When you are messing with a snake waist deep in guano in a dark cave, the results are pretty predictable. Glad he’s OK even though he probably deserved that bite.