Mary K’s told me before how she wants to drag all of her yankee friends to a NASCAR event so they can taste the magic for themselves of grown men driving around in a circle for a few hours. I’m game, if only to see how accurate the Red State Update guys’ stereotypes are. There’s only one little problem: I’m not inoculated for Hep yet.

Audrey Hudson’s been on this story at the Wash Times for a few days now, and understandably so: it’s irresistible. Do the Dems really fear disease from rubbing elbows with southerners, though? Really? To the point where they’d get vaccinated for Hep B — which is an STD? Something doesn’t add up.