Video: German sadism finds a new target
posted at 4:41 pm on October 12, 2007 by Allahpundit
For the record, I didn’t start crying until she used the vise.
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What the hell is up with German women?
nailinmyeye on October 12, 2007 at 4:44 PM
What’s the deal? I thought German women were supposed to be sturdy. That took a lot of hammering.
Editor on October 12, 2007 at 4:44 PM
I would have been better if she were vegetarian.
Limerick on October 12, 2007 at 4:46 PM
Good to see for safety’s sake she’s wearing protective eyewear.
Hoodlumman on October 12, 2007 at 4:46 PM
Wow, um… ah…..
I’m going out for a smoke.
Kini on October 12, 2007 at 4:47 PM
I love her.
Schweggie on October 12, 2007 at 4:47 PM
Was that supposed to be performance art? This was so much more artistic…
RushBaby on October 12, 2007 at 4:49 PM
she doesnt like the phone huh
trailortrash on October 12, 2007 at 4:50 PM
…and it keeps on ticking.
d1carter on October 12, 2007 at 4:51 PM
Leave it to a woman to use a open ended adjustable wrench for a hammer..
doriangrey on October 12, 2007 at 4:51 PM
Like a monkey throwing feces.
MikeZero on October 12, 2007 at 4:54 PM
Crescent will do…
Schweggie on October 12, 2007 at 4:56 PM
I don’t get this at all. At least the blender dude had a point.
Spirit of 1776 on October 12, 2007 at 4:58 PM
What took her so long? Have Germans never heard of hammers? I damn near fell asleep…
amerpundit on October 12, 2007 at 4:59 PM
A worthy sequel to the famous “ape-man” jump-cut from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Anton on October 12, 2007 at 5:00 PM
WTF!? That looked like a perfectly good wrench!
RedWinged Blackbird on October 12, 2007 at 5:01 PM
Don’t C-clamp me, bro!!
I’ve seen some pretty disgusting German pron, and she could have done a lot worse.
csdeven on October 12, 2007 at 5:02 PM
Aren’t you a Mitt supporter??
Allahpundit on October 12, 2007 at 5:03 PM
Do not! I repeat, do not! Let your German lady friend find another gf pic on your Iphone.
And if she does, just be thankful she used a wrench and a hammer only on the phone.
Speakup on October 12, 2007 at 5:03 PM
Somewhat. Why?
csdeven on October 12, 2007 at 5:06 PM
Poor Allah…
Bad Candy on October 12, 2007 at 5:07 PM
A classic example of not using the right tool for the job. And if they’re going to bother to make bikini videos, they need way better lighting.
That being said, I think this clip is begging for the MKH parody treatment–hopefully that wasn’t just limited to Alicia Silverstone.
ReubenJCogburn on October 12, 2007 at 5:10 PM
I didn’t get turned on until she used the vise.
ballz2wallz on October 12, 2007 at 5:10 PM
I immediately think of the South Park Movie…
Bad Candy on October 12, 2007 at 5:14 PM
Bwahahahaha.
I love watching techo-geekiness get destroyed!
csdeven on October 12, 2007 at 5:15 PM
Stupid. Don’t get me wrong, I still hate mac but that’s a waste of a few hundred dollars. She could’ve fed a dozen starving children in Africa for a month with that cash. She’s probably a liberal.
Darth Executor on October 12, 2007 at 5:15 PM
I never saw it, but I can imagine. This weeks episode was pretty messed up.
csdeven on October 12, 2007 at 5:17 PM
Hate seeing a good cresent wrench abused like that. Messing up a perfectly good tool to tear up an I-Phone? That’s like using a dollar to destroy a dime!
conservnut on October 12, 2007 at 5:18 PM
She can’t be German.
No German would misuse or abuse a wrench in such a manner.
Stephen M on October 12, 2007 at 5:19 PM
Could’ve been worse. Could have been a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ guys, who’ll go to work on the iphone with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
trubble on October 12, 2007 at 5:19 PM
I heard that was take 20. Its practically genocide!
Zetterson on October 12, 2007 at 5:22 PM
Bwahahahahaha
You crack me up man.
Is the Pope somewhat of a catholic?
conservnut on October 12, 2007 at 5:22 PM
Here are some real women using tools the proper way (mild content warning)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fJZ6DwmBXU
robblefarian on October 12, 2007 at 5:29 PM
You’ll have to watch it, you’ll know what I’m talking about immediately. Not too graphic…you don’t see anything, thank God.
Bad Candy on October 12, 2007 at 5:34 PM
I like the one with the busty gals shooting fully automatic weapons. Tools and Tata’s are cool, but guns and gazongo’s are better.:-)
csdeven on October 12, 2007 at 5:39 PM
Hahaha. When do the nudes come out?
Rode Werk on October 12, 2007 at 5:40 PM
iBikini vs. iPhone
I’ll take two please!
Kini on October 12, 2007 at 5:43 PM
Allah, got a used iPhone for ya!
Muwahahaha!
stonemeister on October 12, 2007 at 5:45 PM
Heh, someone’s got some issues eh? I think my husband might actually cry if he sees that!
4shoes on October 12, 2007 at 5:49 PM
Das ischst ein fien fraulin
TheSitRep on October 12, 2007 at 5:50 PM
I be liekin her in her keepsemfromflopin!
TheSitRep on October 12, 2007 at 5:51 PM
Um, I second that.
Schweggie on October 12, 2007 at 5:53 PM
And here’s the same video in glorious QuickTime for your right-clicking and downloading pleasure:
Satisfaction
saint kansas on October 12, 2007 at 5:54 PM
Cell phone destruction. It’s a beautiful thing.
: )
Texyank on October 12, 2007 at 5:58 PM
Yupper, not to mention that keepsthecameltoesnuggy…
doriangrey on October 12, 2007 at 6:18 PM
Uh, nevermind, he laughed hysterically, called it iphone porn.
4shoes on October 12, 2007 at 6:20 PM
They are just jealous that a silly little fruit computer company made a “smartphone” that shamed an entire industry into copying every aspect of the device (big touch screens, UI layout/concepts).
So the iPhone isn’t the end-all be-all of of “Smartphones” but damn if isn’t a really nice combo of iPod/net device and also a phone.
Neo on October 12, 2007 at 6:38 PM
What vise?
Ich weiss?
drjohn on October 12, 2007 at 6:41 PM
She trying to change the battery?
Wade on October 12, 2007 at 6:42 PM
I’m seeing a sort of grassroots activism: cell phone induced myopia preventing the next customer from noticing the waving and ready teller? No problem, a group member, with badge and all, comes to the rescue and relieves her of the phone, promptly hurling it to the ground to be mashed under boot. All cheer!
deesine on October 12, 2007 at 7:15 PM
Customer Service: What’d you pour on this keyboard?
AP: Tears.
ticticboom on October 12, 2007 at 7:42 PM
I thought the Germans knew how to use tools.
mjkazee on October 12, 2007 at 9:37 PM
From the movie “The Jerk” “she hates these iPhones!”
Hmmmm….maybe MM sent this video to AP after receiving his 100th purchase request for an iPhone…
As a safety professional I too was glad to see she was wearing eye protection, but as usual a woman using the wrong tool for the job! Just goes to prove the old addage (the one I just made up) that the only time a women should have a tool in her hand is if she’s posing in a calendar or in bed!
Liberty or Death on October 12, 2007 at 10:02 PM
LMAO…yep, then she went postal and destroyed it when she found out she couldn’t change the battery herself and had to send it in and pay almost $100 to get a new one!
Liberty or Death on October 12, 2007 at 10:09 PM
Ilsa,the hammerette.
canopfor on October 12, 2007 at 10:58 PM
She’s a rich kitten from Hawaii, where she owns her own casino. The main site of Bikinirama.de contains “Beauty and Anger” as a motto.
Here’s the gammut of all their beauty and anger videos.
Entelechy on October 12, 2007 at 11:36 PM
What for?
Entelechy on October 12, 2007 at 11:37 PM
Big A,
You so want her, don’t you?
But seriously, I remember seeing some odd things when I lived in Rhineland-Pfalz, but nothing like that.
major john on October 13, 2007 at 12:36 AM
Can I take her to dinner some time?
Tim Burton on October 13, 2007 at 12:57 AM
I’d like to see these hot German women reenacted the printer-smashing scene from Office Space. How cool would that be?
ReubenJCogburn on October 13, 2007 at 1:12 AM
They call that a bikini?
How do you say in German:
Never use a crescent wrench when you need a rockhound’s pick?
profitsbeard on October 13, 2007 at 1:23 AM
ameripundit,
Just had to tell you, your comment made me laugh.
I was thinking the exact same thing during the entire ordeal. “Has she never head of a hammer?”
In fact, the sadistic part was that we were sadistically tortured by watching a skinny, virtually curveless female (or was she/he?) beat a cell phone with the wrong instruments, and with a weak, uncoordinated, sloppy swing “like a girl” or worse! My three year old daughter could probably strike that cell phone 10 times harder, and she would have enough intelligence, and wisdom, to 1) Use a hammer, and, perhaps more importantly, 2) Know not to waste her time damaging a cell phone, but she would use it to communicate with others.
Ouch!
Also, this video clip might actually support the theory-philosophy-religion-world view of Darwinism-evolutionism, in that Darwinists-evolutionists have actually believed that blacks, and other dark skinned people, being closer to apes than more evovled humans were not as evolved on the evolutionary scale as white Caucasians, and that women were also not as evolved on the evolutionary scale as men.
Darwinists-evolutionists might want to use that video clip in their propaganda sessions.
The woman in the clip reminded me of a gorilla, a chimp, or even an orangutan, busying herself with senseless, unproductive activity. Doesn’t she know how to use a telephone?
Hint: It is not to beat it with a wrench, and there are sounds that emanate from it.
To the person in the clip wasting her time, and ours, beating on the cell phone, put some clothes on girl, and get something to eat! You look like you haven’t eaten or exercised in years!
Now, if only I could have those two minutes or so of my life back!
William
William2006 on October 13, 2007 at 3:32 AM
Would that mean, have her to eat for dinner, or would that mean to take your to a restaurant and both of you sit and eat?
Tim,
After watching her enact that strange ritual with the wrench, the vice, and the cell phone, I’d be wary to be in the same state as her. She might pick up a table, a chair, an automobile, or a wrench, and proceed to bludgeon you to death with it, like she damaged a perfectly good telephone for no good reason that I know of. I actually thought for a moment that she was demonstrating how durable the telephone was, but the phone fell apart eventually, so that rules that idea out.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!
William
William2006 on October 13, 2007 at 3:39 AM
Does it still work?
Rod on October 13, 2007 at 7:48 AM
I can smash that thing in three blows, Alex.
LOL, wimpy german girl. :P
yggdrasil on October 13, 2007 at 5:02 PM
Leave it to some euro-chick to bring a C-clamp to a vise fight!
But… I’d hit it. Either one.
Okay, the girl first – while I still have my strength.
drunyan8315 on October 13, 2007 at 9:05 PM