MKH is right conservatives do need more comedians on there side. Well, I think AP is funny (sometimes).
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terryannonline on October 10, 2007 at 9:47 PM

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We conservative comedians need more conservatives in the audience. I did one show a few weeks ago where the crowd was in shocked silence when I mentioned I support our troops.
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After the show, I heard one guy tell his wife, “I didn’t come to a comedy show to hear some rightwing gun nut tell me to support President Bush.”

Actually the correct wording would have been butt nekkid.

coldshot on October 11, 2007 at 4:17 AM

“butt nekkid, what light through yonder window cracks. It is the moon…”
- Will E. Shakespeare

Oh, it was a joke? That’s what the liberals always say when you call their bluff. “Just kidding!” Riiight.

So let me just say this about that… I’ll bet your state got chalked up in Al Gore’s column. But us local yokels know a snake oil salesman when we see one. You can thank us idiots that he’ll be in Stockholm on Friday instead of in the Oval Office.

You’re welcome, Allahpundit.

MKH saying nekkid makes me feel funny.

Tennman on October 10, 2007 at 10:04 PM

That remark brings back memories. Just as, in Dogma, Loki and Bartelby want to hear the voice of God, I want to hear Allah say, “I feel funny in the pants,” just one more time. Redsugar Muse, pray for us.

Submit AP. You need to come down south.

You need to get out of the city for a while son, and let us southerners show you what life is really about.

No, he don’t, either. He’s fine right where he’s at in the big city. You know he talks funny, is whiter than new sheets, and probably even smells like city

ew. heh.

Imagine, if you will, a sweet little gal like MK. A nekkid moonlight skinnydip in the creek. Just about as close to heaven as an atheist can ever get.

conservnut on October 10, 2007 at 11:12 PM

The tangible result of “a nekkid moonlight skinnydip” with “a sweet little gal” may be a child, the next life in this world, rather than a continuation of this life in the next world. I’ll leave it to Christians and “atheists,” respectively, to say which is more divine.

daddy

father use every time he or she’s done something dumb.

“Whenya.. gon’.. learn.. not tapuchyer.. nekkid.. pitchers.. on thuh interneht… boah?”

(Before anybody jumps on me, I’m a South Carolinian and I loved it when she broke into that rhythm – it’s music to my ears)

Lol, just the word makes me giggle.

F-You allahpunkit. [Etc., etc.]

Sugar Land on October 10, 2007 at 10:02 PM

I’m sure if someone spoke to me this way in my capacity as host, I would ban him without any respect. Besides, I’ve come to view a mild dislike of all things Southern as part of AllahPundit’s parochial, Rust Belt charm.

Imagine, if you will, a sweet little gal like MK.

A nekkid moonlight skinnydip in the creek.

Just about as close to heaven as an atheist can ever get.

You need to get out of the city for a while son, and let us southerners show you what life is really about.

After that, we may even turn you into a god fearing boy.

funny how growing up when I was road trippin I always tried to get rid of my accent so that I wouldn’t be seen as ‘dumb’ and get taken advantage of when I was lost. Now I love the southern accent. It sounds like home.

Yakko77 on October 10, 2007 at 10:34 PM

Glad somebody (other than me) said it, though.

So if nekkid art is boring,does that mean nekkid smut is not?

Sugar Land on October 10, 2007 at 10:02 PM

You are way off. Google tells me that Lewis Grizzard, a writer one cannot accuse of failing to understand the South, was the one who said, as harrison correctly points out above, “Naked means not having any clothes on. “Nekked” is when you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to no damn good.”

Read HotAir, and get Allah’s measure, for a while, before you go jumping to conclusions.