If she was really that interested in giving money back to the people, she would leave the Bush Tax Cuts alone. After all, why take YOUR money in the first place if she’s only to give it back.

I forgot that I have a problem…

I have a neighbor and a couple of co-workers that are causing me a problem. I’d very much like it if you could make my problem go away. Thanks!

Since you’ve decided to turn the Federal Government into Santa Claus…here’s my Christmas list…

I really really really need the new 24K Gold Plated IPhone so I can distinguish myself from the rest of the rubes in America…hey isn’t that called ambition or something…anyway, can you please have one delivered ASAP?

Mercedes or BMW?? I can’t decide so surprise me!

Clothing allowance! I can’t walk around looking like a dork! I need the government to step-in because…well..I just don’t feel good about myself!!!

Hookers…I promise to practice safe sex and hey, they are professionals!

I need a job that pays gobs of loot where I can show up late and leave early. I know…you want me to think about a government job…puleeze…look at the pay…LMAO!!!

Internet…The government should not only buy my internet connection but I believe PC’s and MAC’s should be free, free, free for the “people”….

Thanks, Santa…errr I mean (wink wink) Hillary!!! LOL!!!

And before I get any flak, the stock market has never dropped more than 20% in its history AND 401ks prohibit anyone from investing all their money in a single company (which is how people usually lose their shirts). Oh yeah, and you’d never be all 401k anyway…no reform bill ever had more than 50% to 401k.

Liberals look at a person and see
“Look their is a (fill in race and sex) That poor person is incapable of doing anything without out help and guidance. We shall give that person what we think they need, we will nurture and support that person so that they may grow to look up and deify me and my works! This poor person will nevr have to do anything they do not want to, for I shall provide from the coffers of the wealthy.”

And this is what it boils down to. How many people are willing to take responsibility for their life, and how many people are too lazy and want momma gov’ment to take care of them.

PROGRESSIVE LEADERSHIP, 2007:
“I believe it’s time for a new bargain with the American people…”
Hillary Rodham

I think this is a great idea because rich people already have more money than they need

yeah,, the problem here is that,, it just never ever occurs to those nutcases out there that love to “put it to the rich” ,,,with all the global minded libs out there,, and then throw in the North American Union,, well, the average poor American suddenly looks pretty rich himself! Yep,, compared to Jose down there in the middle of Mexico living in his little hut with 26 kids earning $5. a week,, that so called poor American earning $24,000 per year driving two cars watching Dish Network on his big screen TV in his double wide has more than a little money and more than a few things that could be “taken from him to help the global common good.”

No, she is not a Robin Hood. Robin Hood took back from the government what it was stealing from the people and gave it back to the people, She is stealing from the people and throwing back free bread and circuses to “the masses” to get votes! Why not just go all the way and promise free beer and pizza,, and flat screen TVs for all Americans! What a joke! Promise all professional wrestling events will now be free and open to all of the public! Why not just shake down Nike as well and promise free sneakers to the kiddies!! Free bottles for all the babies!! Free mini vans for all the poor moms!! This is so hilarious!

(That way I need only one brokerage account instead of NINE SEPARATE rollovers, contributory IRAs, 401ks, after-tax brokerage account, etc., etc., etc.)

“I’m voting for Hillary because she promised to give me YOUR money!”

Doesn’t matter how little she says it will cost, doesn’t matter who she says will pay for it; if a Clinton wants to give you something, it’s best to have orifice protectors handy….

P.S. I like turtles.

Hillary’s scheme to steal from the rich to buy votes for herself reminds me of Jesse Jackson’s presidential scheme to confiscate everyone’s 401(k) plan to fund development in the inner city and other white whale social projects. What would happen should Hillary ever get elected and enact this scheme is that it would wreck the economy, just like that brilliant idea to tax the hell out of yachts a few years back killed the boat-building industry. People will move their money out of the country if they know Hillary is going to steal it. And then where will the capital come from to start up new businesses and run existing ones?