Quote of the day
posted at 10:00 pm on October 7, 2007 by Allahpundit
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“[Y]ou are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset.”
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That man is my God.
Nonfactor on October 7, 2007 at 10:07 PM
Harsh.
Pwn3d.
lorien1973 on October 7, 2007 at 10:07 PM
Read this the other day, reminded me of a gal I met earlier this year, at 53 she still has aspirations of becoming a trophy wife.Good luck with that.
bbz123 on October 7, 2007 at 10:08 PM
Yeah…AllahPundit.
Mcguyver on October 7, 2007 at 10:08 PM
Are people tackier than they used to be? Can we blame Algore and the internet for this?
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on October 7, 2007 at 10:08 PM
Honey, all I can tell you is that phony ’shopped ass you are hauling around will, no doubt be a 22W after you crank out a couple of babies. So, if you can’t snag a high wage earner with your brains or personality, you don’t deserve one. Biaaatch!!!
bloggless on October 7, 2007 at 10:11 PM
That was brutal but surely common sense.
Esthier on October 7, 2007 at 10:13 PM
And another thing, 500K really isn’t that much money. You look like your upkeep might strain even that earning capacity. Biaaaaatch.
bloggless on October 7, 2007 at 10:14 PM
I get the feeling she’d need an iphone with the deal.
lorien1973 on October 7, 2007 at 10:16 PM
That’s some fine looking booty at that link.
infidel4life on October 7, 2007 at 10:19 PM
I googled this; and it smells like a fake. The city changes sometimes and the age, money amounts, etc…
snopes has nothin on it though. Still reeks of fakeness.
Still funny :P
lorien1973 on October 7, 2007 at 10:28 PM
Saw this a bit ago at…Ace’s I think. Funny, whether its BS or not.
Bad Candy on October 7, 2007 at 10:36 PM
Yeah, she’ll know how to bring all her baggage into the marriage then start complaining how you should be making even more money. There are women you date, and women you marry. She’s the former.
thedecider on October 7, 2007 at 10:40 PM
I’d pay a few bucks to read the transcript of a date between that guy and Kate Mulvey, even if it was a short one.
Dusty on October 7, 2007 at 10:43 PM
For all you panting guys out there, if you look at the waist to hiney ratio, you would realize that this is as phony as they come. So, in order to save face, I would not post any incriminating crap; such as ” I think she is hot!!!! or ” She could have my 500K,(as if) LOL!!!! I am sure that the guys who think she is for real are the same fools who think hooter’s girl really like them!!!!!! LOL!!! Fools!
bloggless on October 7, 2007 at 10:51 PM
That’s not her picture. That’s just the blogger’s (reasonable) photo selection to represent the concept of “spectacularly beautiful 25 year old girl.”
It’s not often that Wall Streeters get to share their metaphors outside of an investment-savvy audience. That was very well done, even it was just Internet theater and not real.
Splunge on October 7, 2007 at 10:58 PM
If you read further into the comments you’ll see where that isn’t even her picture. It’s a pic of someone else. But, to your point, I’m always amused when I go out with the guys and the waitresses treat us like we’re all hot studs. I know she’s working for tips, but it’s really hilarious to observe some of my male friends who think the waitress wants them.
thedecider on October 7, 2007 at 11:00 PM
thedecider: Of course it’s not her picture. It never is.
bloggless on October 7, 2007 at 11:05 PM
Are you kidding? He doesn’t even have an iPhone!
Ali-Bubba on October 7, 2007 at 11:19 PM
that was some delectable pwnage….
I love it when stuff like that happens….
liquidflorian on October 7, 2007 at 11:45 PM
Does it count if I make up my own currency?
It’s not worth anything either.
Kini on October 7, 2007 at 11:45 PM
Is this anything like internet dating where you embellish your looks?
If so, I look like Rock Hudson, just not ghey!
Kini on October 7, 2007 at 11:47 PM
The depth of this woman’s concern for her future husband brings tears to my eyes, sort of. I wonder if deep down in her heart she realizes that the perfect match for her is somewhere out there, another shallow gold-digger desperate to find his prey before his looks run out.
I’d pay money to see Kate Mulvey and that chick in a cat fight.
pedestrian on October 7, 2007 at 11:48 PM
That first response was awesome. And I needed awesome, after watching my beloved Packers give the game away to my girlfriend’s crappy Bears.
BadgerHawk on October 7, 2007 at 11:52 PM
This little gal thinks way too much of herself. What else do you bring to the table honey? So far all I see (if it is your real pic, which I doubt) is a great booty.
Sorry sweetheart, perhaps Texas gals have spoiled me, but I need a little more than a trophy wife. I have a gal who can engage in some meaningful conversation and debate. And who stimulates me in more ways than your superficial ass ever could.
Take my advice sugar, think a little more of yourself than what your butt looks like and try to engage a man in a meaningful way.
conservnut on October 7, 2007 at 11:53 PM
Honestly, her “perfect match” is a nerdy virgin (read: Bill Gates) on the verge of a fantastic revolution who has never had a “hot chick” interested in him for any reason. She makes him think she’s totally in to him (’cause he won’t know any better) and she hooks him. That, is her best hope because normal guys (who have dating experience) can see right through her.
thedecider on October 7, 2007 at 11:53 PM
Come to daddy.
Allahpundit on October 7, 2007 at 11:57 PM
Hoax?
Kini on October 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
conservnut, read Allah’s last little input.
Your wife KNOWS that’s what you are thinking!!!!
“Come to Daddy!”
SouthernPride on October 8, 2007 at 12:04 AM
That’s where two fools met.
Speakup on October 8, 2007 at 12:05 AM
Hope you mean “come to Momma”
conservnut on October 8, 2007 at 12:09 AM
Here in Texas, my sweet hubby of pert near 24 years, provides me with a very nice home of well over 2000 sq. ft. on just less than 100k per year. Can a fella in NYC do that? I think not!
That little gal can kiss my Burka!!!
(BTW…she sounds just like my money hungry niece!)
SouthernPride on October 8, 2007 at 12:13 AM
Oh, I believe it. If you’re looking for some great entertainment, go to CraigsList and look in the “Best Of…” category. People are far stranger than fiction.
JollyRoger on October 8, 2007 at 12:15 AM
It’s been a loooonnng time since I’ve laughed that hard!!!
That man is brilliant!
leepro on October 8, 2007 at 1:14 AM
They’re both surprisingly honest, and both absolutely pathetic. Gawd almighty.
Splashman on October 8, 2007 at 3:31 AM
This little exchange (between two hopeless cases of narcissism) gives me an idea for a new ad campaign;
cheers
eon
eon on October 8, 2007 at 8:56 AM
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