Via SLC, questions about the Bilderberg group, the Council on Foreign Relations, and even, of course, 9/11. He handles them all with aplomb — but aplomb sucks. When are we going to see someone go off on these turds? Rudy wouldn’t do it, Fred wouldn’t do it, McCain wouldn’t do it, and now Mitt won’t do it. Newt’s the only one who even approached brusqueness. I hereby pledge my vote to whichever candidate will kindly inform these douchebags that they are, in fact, douchebags.

Hey, I wonder which candidate they’re supporting in the Republican primary.

Tags: Mitt Romney