Video: Blogger finally figures out way to get that iPhone he’s been wanting
posted at 9:41 pm on October 5, 2007 by Allahpundit
It’s either this or the sperm bank. Ideally it’d be both, but if you’re qualified for one you’re really not qualified for the other.
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Can I be judgemental just this once? Pleeeeease?
Damian G. on October 5, 2007 at 9:46 PM
The dude with the eyes at least has some discernible talent.
The freak with the piercings is another story.
JammieWearingFool on October 5, 2007 at 9:46 PM
I like how they don’t even bother to explain the green skin on the guy with the piercings.
Bad Penny on October 5, 2007 at 9:48 PM
Sometimes I come to this blog and find Im on hot air
Other times its the twilight zone
William Amos on October 5, 2007 at 9:49 PM
Yeah, that’s just sort of taken for granted, isn’t it?
Britons.
Allahpundit on October 5, 2007 at 9:50 PM
OT: how bout them bugs? I thought Jeter was gonna have a nervous breakdown — swatting at the air and ducking and weaving.
Bad Penny on October 5, 2007 at 9:53 PM
Wow, Reuters manages to stumble across the one man in England who looks scarier than the guy on the cover of Theodore Dalrymple’s Our Culture, What’s Left of It.
Ed Driscoll on October 5, 2007 at 10:01 PM
And in conclusion children,thats why we don’t
play with stem cells.
canopfor on October 5, 2007 at 10:04 PM
lol i needed this one, thx ap
trailortrash on October 5, 2007 at 10:05 PM
Allahpundit, you’re the best.
SouthernDem on October 5, 2007 at 10:08 PM
LMAO I vote the green holy guy as uglist model. Its good to have a laugh a day, I hear it keeps the doctor away.
allrsn on October 5, 2007 at 10:11 PM
I bet he likes turtles.
mikeyboss on October 5, 2007 at 10:13 PM
Gorns! They’re not just for Star Trek anymore! ;)
Ed Driscoll on October 5, 2007 at 10:15 PM
TGIF AP,
however notice the lack of responses from the BOSS.
keep countin your pennies you’ll have enough for that iphone soon enough hahaha
Kevin43 on October 5, 2007 at 10:17 PM
Which one were you AP?
infidel4life on October 5, 2007 at 10:18 PM
Seriously.
How many more hints does a brutha have to drop?
Allahpundit on October 5, 2007 at 10:19 PM
AP,
If I ever encounter you and you don’t look like a total monster I’m going to be shocked. Especially since the images you have put in my mind of what you might possibly look like.
terryannonline on October 5, 2007 at 10:21 PM
Nah, I’m not monstrously ugly. Just generically non-attractive.
Allahpundit on October 5, 2007 at 10:22 PM
Oh ok. That’s cool then.
terryannonline on October 5, 2007 at 10:25 PM
Can’t be any worse than Bryan ;-)
conservnut on October 5, 2007 at 10:26 PM
That green guy with the piercings has the record with 475? Not for long my friend, not for long…
PowWow on October 5, 2007 at 10:26 PM
Now, that was just mean.
terryannonline on October 5, 2007 at 10:29 PM
Oh, Bryan knows I love him, fellow cowboy fan. Kinda like that kid brother that nobody talks about and we keep in the attic. he
conservnut on October 5, 2007 at 10:31 PM
Popeye was freakin’ awesome. I have a friend with a glass eye, and at parties he’ll take it out to freak people out, but that’s nothing compared to this dude.
DaveS on October 5, 2007 at 10:34 PM
Justa slob like the rest of us, eh ap?
Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautifully Unattractive.
I’ve got enough hate for me, myself and I.
Kini on October 5, 2007 at 10:37 PM
Yeah, and the trick is figuring out which is which.
;)
soundingboard on October 5, 2007 at 10:38 PM
This place is turning into a lowbrow sewer…
Naah, just kidding. Great stuff. But I’m worried I’m going to see eyeball guy again when I close my eyes tonight. That freaks me out. No one should be able to do that.
Splunge on October 5, 2007 at 10:44 PM
My twin brother from another mother?
I myself, am often described as short, pasty, and generically non-attractive.
soundingboard on October 5, 2007 at 10:45 PM
That green guy sure looked the part of a typical Mac user.
TheSitRep on October 5, 2007 at 10:47 PM
Wasn’t the green guy on Land of the Lost?
madmonkphotog on October 5, 2007 at 10:47 PM
With that accent, he seems rather civilized.
He said, sipping tea, with pinky finger extended.
Kini on October 5, 2007 at 10:50 PM
He should sneeze pop it into his hand and go. “Put it back! Put it back! Put it back!”
- The Cat
MirCat on October 5, 2007 at 10:50 PM
somebody needs to put prince Albert back in the can.
Mojack420 on October 5, 2007 at 10:51 PM
70% of England are qualified.
Unpierced and untattooed.
And “Freaky” is not necessarily “Ugly”.
The green reject from “Enemy Mine” (a true intergalactic turkey) would qualify more as creepy than ugly.
(But good to see that the co. owner fits his own criterion.)
profitsbeard on October 5, 2007 at 10:56 PM
Much better
Kini on October 5, 2007 at 10:56 PM
Hey AP,
you remember JagLuvrNH?
She says you can have her iphone for a price wink
Kevin43 on October 5, 2007 at 11:17 PM
Run Will, it’s the Sleestacks!
deesine on October 5, 2007 at 11:49 PM
If the pierced guy is also tatooed that green hue then I am impressed. Imagine how he looks …angry… depressed….horny…apologetic.
BL@KBIRD on October 5, 2007 at 11:55 PM
So then it’s the sperm bank then?
FloatingRock on October 6, 2007 at 12:01 AM
BTW, just kidding…
FloatingRock on October 6, 2007 at 12:01 AM
Dunno. Looks like the standards are
lowerdifferent across the pond.TexasDan on October 6, 2007 at 12:17 AM
Holy crap, that brotha with the eyes is crazy (and awesome!)
RightWinged on October 6, 2007 at 1:36 AM
Some of us have to learn how to relax
EricPWJohnson on October 6, 2007 at 1:47 AM
Dude, I’ll buy you the damn iPhone.
Just please don’t make me look at any more Brits (they make Rosie look………….not so bad).
omnipotent on October 6, 2007 at 2:23 AM
No, I’m often described as short, pasty, and generically non-attractive–by me.
urbancenturion on October 6, 2007 at 2:53 AM
Scary…
AprilOrit on October 6, 2007 at 3:30 AM
Reminds me of a classic joke my grandfather used to tell: “I knew a guy with a wooden leg named Pete. I don’t know what his other leg’s name was…” (ba-duh-bum!)
Captain Scarlet on October 6, 2007 at 5:41 AM
Green man must be a fisherman’s dream. What a handy way to carry those fish hooks!
kiakjones on October 6, 2007 at 7:44 AM
OK…now that I made the mistake of watching that;can someone please tell me how to get my eyes to stop bleeding….
Regney on October 6, 2007 at 8:06 AM
The guy with the popping eyes has Grave’s Eye Disease, a condition that coexists with a forms of automimmune disorders where the immune system attacks/mimics the body’s thyroid stimulating hormone (Grave’s Disease) or attacks and destroys the thyroid gland itself (Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis).
The back of the eye gets inflamed, the muscle thickens and the eyes can push out like that.
/Cliff Claven
I’ve never met Allah, but friends have, and I’m told he’s “not bad looking,” and that he “sort of looks like Jeremy Piven.”
With a hunchback.
BillINDC on October 6, 2007 at 8:55 AM
“Not bad looking” = “generically non-attractive.” To-may-to, to-mah-to.
Allahpundit on October 6, 2007 at 11:01 AM
AP,
That link above to your own previous comment means that these comments are numbered, but only you know which. Please have your web designer add numbers to the comments.
Also, maybe you could add an “AP iPhone Tip Jar” with a paypal link so that we drop in a quarter and won’t have to ‘listen’ to your whining anymore.
;-)
-FatOldGuy
Fogpig on October 6, 2007 at 11:30 AM
An observation. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The word that came unbidden to my mind when viewing this pic was ‘chithead’.
DannoJyd on October 6, 2007 at 12:10 PM
Body piercings and tattoos. Can’t even tell who he is (or was). Bit of a self-esteem problem, maybe?
Lawrence on October 6, 2007 at 12:27 PM
Nah, I’m not monstrously ugly. Just generically non-attractive.
I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but that’s not true.
Patterico on October 6, 2007 at 12:38 PM
My collie says:
CyberCipher on October 6, 2007 at 12:44 PM
Your collie’s got a lot of sense.
RushBaby on October 6, 2007 at 1:38 PM