The big A’s Vic’d up and groovin’ on schadenfreude over this year’s impending Yankee disaster, so here’s a little something lighter to celebrate.

Any newspaper with a comments section could have told our hapless hero here what to expect. Watch it and tell me if he doesn’t remind you of Dan Rather. How awesomely awesome Memogate would have been with a text-message “talkback” segment on the CBS Evening News…