Video: The Hammer’s Alicia Silverstone spoof goes national

posted at 9:56 pm on October 3, 2007 by Allahpundit

I think the only HA clip to make it to primetime on Fox was the footage from MM’s and Bryan’s trip to Iraq. I knew there had to be a better way than going to Baghdad.

And so there was. The Hammer’s always thinking.

Also on the agenda tonight: Eva Longoria’s non-sex sex tape. Funny or Die’s turning into the comedy equivalent of the Huffington Post. It’s pure crap, but the marquee value is irresistible.

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The internets shut down as Bill’s viewers run to their computers to google up MKH. Allegedly.

Spirit of 1776 on October 3, 2007 at 10:01 PM

What a hottie

df4jc on October 3, 2007 at 10:04 PM

MKH, you just glow like a school girl in love.

abinitioadinfinitum on October 3, 2007 at 10:04 PM

MKH for first female POTUS.

infidel4life on October 3, 2007 at 10:04 PM

Well, I don’t consider fetuses to be human beings. So should I go and make a video mocking anti-abortionists? Would that be classy? If some people are passionate about stopping abortion, is it, according to Ham’s argument, therefore okay for other people to be passionate about going out and killing fetuses? Sometimes people just have to respect other people’s views, rather than mock them. But she is evidently not mature enough to understand that.

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:05 PM

Well, I don’t consider fetuses to be human beings. So should I go and make a video mocking anti-abortionists? Would that be classy? If some people are passionate about stopping abortion, is it, according to Ham’s argument, therefore okay for other people to be passionate about going out and killing fetuses? Sometimes people just have to respect other people’s views, rather than mock them. But she is evidently not mature enough to understand that.

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:05 PM

What?!?!?

Yakko77 on October 3, 2007 at 10:12 PM

AP: Can we get a clip from Fred and Jeri on H&C?

the commie Marriott hotel caries CNN and blocks Fox News.

AZCON on October 3, 2007 at 10:13 PM

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:05 PM

It’s football season, folks, how about a cheer? MKH can lead it; I know I’d enjoy seeing her in a short skirt. Anyway, here it goes:

“Give me a T!”

“T!”

“Give me an R!”

“R!”

“Give me an O!”

“O!”

“Give me an L!”

“L!”

“Give me another L!”

“L!”

“Now what’s that spell?”

“TROLL!”

“What?”

“TROLL!”

“Say it again?”

“TROLL!”

radjah shelduck on October 3, 2007 at 10:14 PM

I bet Mary Katherine voted for Boneduce too.

Limerick on October 3, 2007 at 10:15 PM

God.MHK, MM,Laura I, an embarassment ot beautiful babes here.Smart too, gotta make sure I put that in there,Yup.

bbz123 on October 3, 2007 at 10:16 PM

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:05 PM

It’s just comedy. She isn’t name calling or anything like that.

terryannonline on October 3, 2007 at 10:18 PM

Too bad she is the lamest blogger ever. I predict she will be bounced by the troglodytes at Townhall forthwith.

bosteed on October 3, 2007 at 10:19 PM

The preachy self-righteous Silverstone advising others on dietary choices was just begging for a good mocking.

A.S. is almost, but not quite, as annoying as the Chris Matthews’ PSA on “don’t teach hate” (the hypocrisy is stunning coming from the biggest hater on TV)

kooly on October 3, 2007 at 10:23 PM

“So you eat anything put in front of you?”

Did he just call her fat?

Seriously, though, huge score for MKH. I’m glad they’re keeping this segment going.

frankj on October 3, 2007 at 10:24 PM

MKH is way too pretty and smart to live in Chapel Hill. No wonder she’s single!

SouthernGent on October 3, 2007 at 10:28 PM

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:05 PM

It’s called humor. Try it sometime, it’s fun.
;-)

infidel4life on October 3, 2007 at 10:29 PM

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:05 PM

Uh, there’s a big difference between killing babies and eating tasty critters…is this like a contest to see how aggrieved you can be?

Bad Candy on October 3, 2007 at 10:32 PM

Uh, there’s a big difference between killing babies and eating tasty critters…

In your view of the universe. But that is exactly the point. Many people don’t mind mocking others for their indignation, but offend them on an issue that is dear to them, and out come the claws. It’s called hypocrisy.

You know, the Koreans think that dogs and cats are tasty critters.

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:35 PM

Funny or Die’s turning into the comedy equivalent of the Huffington Post.
Posted at 9:56 pm on October 3, 2007 by Allahpundit

“Turning”?

ScottMcC on October 3, 2007 at 10:37 PM

“The silent majority of normal people”

That line ought to become a regular headline!
LOL!

Joshua P. Allem on October 3, 2007 at 10:38 PM

MKH beautiful smart funny and a Hot Air reader/commentor

WildBillK on October 3, 2007 at 10:40 PM

Too bad she is the lamest blogger ever. I predict she will be bounced by the troglodytes at Townhall forthwith.

bosteed on October 3, 2007 at 10:19 PM

After looking at your blog, it would be impossible for her to be anything worse than second lamest.

But of course, she’s not lame at all judging by the television appearances, positive feedback in her comments, and popularity here and elsewhere.

MKH- successful and popular.
You- whiner who got fired from his job, kicked out of a yoga studio, and author of a failed dissertation. But yeah, I’m sure she’d trade places with you any day, duder.

Hollowpoint on October 3, 2007 at 10:40 PM

In your view of the universe. But that is exactly the point. Many people don’t mind mocking others for their indignation, but offend them on an issue that is dear to them, and out come the claws. It’s called hypocrisy.

You know, the Koreans think that dogs and cats are tasty critters.

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:35 PM

My, aren’t you the hypersensitive one today.

Hollowpoint on October 3, 2007 at 10:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB3_qJGGzQc&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNxw-tEn2SE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BkGwsUuero&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BkGwsUuero&mode=related&search=

I could go on, but you get the picture.

Yes, it is a laughing matter, this vegetarian thing. Those people just are not normal. Meat is like apple pie, who could be opposed to that?

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:48 PM

You know, the Koreans think that dogs and cats are tasty critters.

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:35 PM

Do I find that distasteful? A little, but I’m not throwing a little diva fit, I recognize that they view it differently, and eating dogs and cats is normal, its not that bad. Again, eating critters is not analogous in any way to abortion.

and I’ll head off the inevitable Michael Vick rebuttal, there’s a big difference between slaughtering an animal for food and having animals fight and rip each other ragged, then execute them in slow, torturous and cruel ways.

Bad Candy on October 3, 2007 at 10:49 PM

Well, I don’t consider fetuses to be human beings. So should I go and make a video mocking anti-abortionists? Would that be classy? If some people are passionate about stopping abortion, is it, according to Ham’s argument, therefore okay for other people to be passionate about going out and killing fetuses? Sometimes people just have to respect other people’s views, rather than mock them. But she is evidently not mature enough to understand that.

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:05 PM

There must be someone else here with “jihad” in their name, because I must be mixing you up with someone it seems like was rather sane around here. Could be wrong, but it seems like it.

Either way, if it was you, I’ve got no respect for you going forward, because that comment was about as idiotic as things we see from Nonfactor and Friends…

She wasn’t mocking something that people “believe in passionately”… She was mocking Alicia Silverstone’s stupid ad. Most vegans you encounter on a daily basis are smelly scrawny obnoxious people… The put up a hot chick as their mascot in as transparent a way as beer companies do, and it’s just so stupid.

RightWinged on October 3, 2007 at 10:51 PM

and I’ll head off the inevitable Michael Vick rebuttal, there’s a big difference between slaughtering an animal for food and having animals fight and rip each other ragged, then execute them in slow, torturous and cruel ways.

Ha. You have no clue how they get those tasty critters to your watering mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BkGwsUuero&mode=related&search=

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:51 PM

Or this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNxw-tEn2SE&mode=related&search=

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:52 PM

Or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB3_qJGGzQc&mode=related&search=

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:53 PM

This one is good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySUZdu5A3TY&mode=related&search=

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:55 PM

I loved the parts near the end,MKH are mocking Peta,
MKH,Mockmiester Extraordinare.Hehe

canopfor on October 3, 2007 at 10:56 PM

This one is good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySUZdu5A3TY&mode=related&search=

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:55 PM

I love when militant PETA freaks start posting videos…

Bad Candy on October 3, 2007 at 11:04 PM

Tell me something jihadwatcher, do you turn green when Allah posts that red meat graphic?

Bad Candy on October 3, 2007 at 11:05 PM

MKH is way too pretty and smart to live in Chapel Hill. No wonder she’s single!

SouthernGent on October 3, 2007 at 10:28 PM

Bite your tongue. MK is not from the Tar Heel precincts of Chapel Hill. She’s from the Blue Devil confines of Durham.

rivlax on October 3, 2007 at 11:26 PM

Ha. You have no clue how they get those tasty critters to your watering mouth.

Sure, dude. Have fun. I even give you permission to mock something I consider sacred, like liberty, or honor, or the Right to Barbecue, or my tendency to increase my meat consumption every time I hear more about PETA wanting to take it away. Knock yourself out. Well, as long as it’s OK with our hosts.

Or just eat what you wish and don’t get bent out of shape when others do the same. That might be better.

Splunge on October 3, 2007 at 11:31 PM

Oh, and this is obligatory reading(language warning) for the PETA freaks…I shoulda pulled this up ages ago.

Bad Candy on October 3, 2007 at 11:36 PM

Meat is like apple pie, who could be opposed to that?

HEY, CAREFUL NOW..
Apples have feelings too, and I’m not even talking about AP’s iphone.

shooter on October 3, 2007 at 11:36 PM

Can we get a collection together to get MKH something better than the Super8 camera she’s currently stuck with?

Asher on October 3, 2007 at 11:40 PM

I always wonder why people like jihadwatcher aren’t protesting in the ocean, over how sharks treat seals, or in Africa over how hunting dogs treat gazelles, or anywhere how bugs treat other bugs, or snakes treat small mammals, etc.

RightWinged on October 3, 2007 at 11:48 PM

Can we get a collection together to get MKH something better than the Super8 camera she’s currently stuck with?

Asher on October 3, 2007 at 11:40 PM

Before we ditch her camera I think she could use a body mic first.

F15Mech on October 3, 2007 at 11:49 PM

Meat is like apple pie, who could be opposed to that?

Prepared properly, it’s better and more nutritious than apple pie. You can take that to the bank. You can try to argue that, but it would be futile.

It’ll be fun watching you flail away, though.

Tom Blogical on October 3, 2007 at 11:53 PM

DON’T FEED THE TROLLS!!
…unless they eat steak.

And, yes, MKH is a cutie.

urbancenturion on October 4, 2007 at 12:01 AM

DON’T FEED THE TROLLS!!

Dang it! I just made popcorn! ;-)

Tom Blogical on October 4, 2007 at 12:08 AM

Apples have feelings too…

shooter on October 3, 2007 at 11:36 PM

Exactly!

And the poor apple/eggplant/potato/grain doesn’t even have a means of evasion and escape. It can only tremble in fear as the harvester approaches.

I live in a rural area.

I’ve seen the combine in the cornfield.

I’ve heard the screams of the ears.

And, vegetarians often eat the plants offspring!
Sprouts.
Baby carrots.
Baby corn.

I mean, they’re in your face about it.

But just try to speak well of veal and observe their reaction.

Shameless hypocrites. The lot of ‘em.

soundingboard on October 4, 2007 at 12:09 AM

Bad Candy on October 3, 2007 at 11:36 PM

Shoulda clicked your link before I made what now seems to be a lame version of a somewhat similar point (guilt/cruelty).

Doh!

I’m gonna send your link to all my vegetarian friends.

Both of ‘em.

soundingboard on October 4, 2007 at 12:18 AM

I live in a rural area.

I’ve seen the combine in the cornfield.

I’ve heard the screams of the ears.

And, vegetarians often eat the plants offspring!
Sprouts.
Baby carrots.
Baby corn.

I mean, they’re in your face about it.

But just try to speak well of veal and observe their reaction.

Shameless hypocrites. The lot of ‘em.

soundingboard on October 4, 2007 at 12:09 AM

While I imagine that is seered…. seered in you! I’m more interested in this part of your comment:

Exactly!

And the poor apple/eggplant/potato/grain doesn’t even have a means of evasion and escape. It can only tremble in fear as the harvester approaches.

This may not be entirely accurate… They may have means of evasion (though still not so much with the escape).. New discovery shows that some plants network and transmit messages and warnings to eachother:
http://creationsafaris.com/crev200710.htm#20071001b

RightWinged on October 4, 2007 at 12:21 AM

Ha. You have no clue how they get those tasty critters to your watering mouth.

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:51 PM

Au Contraire.

I’ve been intimately involved with the process.

My neighbor’s grandfather had hog butchering down to an art.
One or two well placed .22LRs
Scald the hair off.
Gut.
Cut the head off.
Quarter.

I’ve been involved in processing wild game.

Deer, squirrel, rabbit, dove.

I recently saw a three month old kitten kill her first mouse.

Over the years I’ve watched my cats take numerous birds.

And I was almost witness to a bit of avian/feline karmic balancing, as an owl swooped down five feet in front of me and missed one of my cats by mere inches.

Saw one of the family dogs turn a opossum into what can best be described as the rough equivilent of a deflated football.She thought it was a great chew toy.

Essentially, what I’m saying is; some of us live close enough to the food chain to understand its workings.

soundingboard on October 4, 2007 at 12:57 AM

Hmm…that last comment took a bit of trial and error before it posted.

soundingboard on October 4, 2007 at 12:58 AM

While I imagine that is seered…. seered in you!

It is to me, as Christmas in Cambodia is to JFKerry.

I’m more interested in this part of your comment:

Exactly!

And the poor apple/eggplant/potato/grain doesn’t even have a means of evasion and escape. It can only tremble in fear as the harvester approaches.
This may not be entirely accurate… They may have means of evasion (though still not so much with the escape).. New discovery shows that some plants network and transmit messages and warnings to eachother:
http://creationsafaris.com/crev200710.htm#20071001b

RightWinged on October 4, 2007 at 12:21 AM

Plant communcation eh?

Interesting, but more related to detection than evasion.

So we can add the element of mass panic and terror into the vegetarian mix.

Are there no depths left to which they can sink?

soundingboard on October 4, 2007 at 1:14 AM

I love it when vegetarians try to guilt me into feeling sorry about eating meat by showing how it’s processed. The whole thing is about as shocking as finding out that fire is hot or the sea is wet.

But then, I grew up on a farm. My dad was an accountant and it was not uncommon for him to be paid for his services with half a cow or sheep. And I was present several times when he collected.

otcconan on October 4, 2007 at 1:28 AM

Speaking of Funny or Die, did you see the one with Jenna Elfman… Mama Jams? It actually was funny.

jjjen on October 4, 2007 at 2:00 AM

Well, I don’t consider fetuses to be human beings…. Sometimes people just have to respect other people’s views, rather than mock them. …

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:05 PM

There is nothing to respect in sucking out the brains of an unborn child.

AZ_Redneck on October 4, 2007 at 2:04 AM

Every cow that dies for the noble purpose of sizzling on my grill can look foward to enjoying 72 virgin bulls in paradise.
-
So no, I don’t feel bad about it.

Herikutsu on October 4, 2007 at 2:12 AM

RightWinged on October 3, 2007 at 11:48 PM

… or how wolves eat deer.

AZ_Redneck on October 4, 2007 at 2:19 AM

Most important fact in this.

MKH is single
WOOT!
(Like my fat @$$ has a chance, lol)

rahjr2k on October 4, 2007 at 3:03 AM

This might be my favorite MKH appearance on O’Reilly yet. She was more well-spoken, displayed flashes of self-deprecating humor, very pleasant. The adult MKH reminds me of the type of girl I would have hung out with in h.s. or college but never dated for fear that it would have ruined the friendship. She’s a keeper.

Captain Scarlet on October 4, 2007 at 3:17 AM

Answer a few questions for me Jihadwatcher.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume you believe in the Theory of Evolution. So riddle me this:

Why do homo sapiens have canine teeth?

Also, how is it that homo sapiens have the ability to process animal fats and proteins and derive nutritive value from same?

Also, what do you think would happen to the natural balance of nature if homo sapiens suddenly stopped culling animals?

Have you ever heard of chronic wasting disease?

Jason Coleman on October 4, 2007 at 3:30 AM

Mock PETA as much as you want, but one day everyone in this benighted world will realize that all of God’s creatures have a place.

Right next to the potatoes.

(But seriously, what was MHK thinking, wearing clothes? Ruined the whole joke for me…)

LagunaDave on October 4, 2007 at 3:54 AM

This one is good.
jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:55 PM

So is this one:
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/9168/daddave0502yi9.jpg

I’m on the right; Dad is on the left. Hollowpoint + gun = meat.

Hollowpoint on October 4, 2007 at 4:40 AM

Ok, this one made me search high and low for a terminal that would play the video. Was it worth it…. Yessssss.

Thanks MKH.

Buzzy on October 4, 2007 at 6:02 AM

Sometimes people just have to respect other people’s views, rather than mock them. But she is evidently not mature enough to understand that.

There are two types of vegetarians. The first are ones like a friend of mine who doesn’t eat meat and is content. Then there are the crazed, intolerant vego-fascists (natural allies of the envirodoomongers) who make veryone miserable. So no people don’t have to show respect unless their choice to eat meat is quietly tolerated.

aengus on October 4, 2007 at 6:33 AM

aengus and Laguna Dave:

There is a reason it is called the ‘food chain’. You both have a right to you views and to consume whatever you desire.

Just remember, you are not any different than the rest of the human race-everything you eat turns to $%^& anyway.

MSGTAS on October 4, 2007 at 9:00 AM

Too bad she is the lamest blogger ever. I predict she will be bounced by the troglodytes at Townhall forthwith.

bosteed

You are working on a PhD in Sociology – wow that will be useful!

Hilts on October 4, 2007 at 9:04 AM

Well, I don’t consider fetuses to be human beings….

jihadwatcher on October 3, 2007 at 10:05 PM

Well then, what kind of DNA do you suppose you’d find if you did a test on one? Puppy? Kitty? Horsey? Ducky? Personally, I’m betting HUMAN. And since it IS human, wouldn’t that be a human being?

Kowboy on October 4, 2007 at 9:08 AM

AND WHAT ABOUT THOSE POOR CALVES CHOPPED UP FOR VEAL?

And how… tender… their flesh is… after… standing in a small confining pen…

Anybody got some marsala and mushrooms? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

Oh, wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, HORRIBLE! TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR HATE HATE HATE HATE!

angryoldfatman on October 4, 2007 at 9:38 AM

IT HELPS

!!!!!!

I’ll buy a permanent table at Ruth’s Chris if that’s what it takes!

peacenprosperity on October 4, 2007 at 2:41 PM

Hollowpoint on October 4, 2007 at 4:40 AM

Those are nice. So I’m guessing you’re stocking the freezer with venison in the hopes of luring MKH out into the open. Wouldn’t that akin to hunting on a baited field?

raz0r on October 4, 2007 at 3:10 PM

Folks that want to eat just brown rice and boiled pocket lint are not really entitled to judge the rest of the normal silent majorities choices on nutrition.

Laughable hypocrites who think nothing of skinning a vegetable alive. Gouging out eyes and slicing off buds which are the next generations hope for life. Yet if you offer them a hotdog they get all weepy about the canine that it came from!

BL@KBIRD on October 4, 2007 at 7:50 PM

one day everyone in this benighted world will realize that all of God’s creatures have a place.

Right next to the potatoes

.

My new favorite vegetarian line next to “If God didn’t want us to eat animals he wouldn’t have made them out of meat.”

jjjen on October 4, 2007 at 9:59 PM