I think the only HA clip to make it to primetime on Fox was the footage from MM’s and Bryan’s trip to Iraq. I knew there had to be a better way than going to Baghdad.

And so there was. The Hammer’s always thinking.

Also on the agenda tonight: Eva Longoria’s non-sex sex tape. Funny or Die’s turning into the comedy equivalent of the Huffington Post. It’s pure crap, but the marquee value is irresistible.