Video: The terrible secret of Rupert Murdoch’s empire
posted at 10:25 am on October 1, 2007 by Allahpundit
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On the one hand, it’s a perfect YouTubean storm of idiocy, paranoia, and mindless antipathy towards Fox News.
On the other hand, it does explain Geraldo.
HOLY SH*T!…YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS…i TOOK THE VIDEO FROM THE FOX NEWS WEBSITE AND UPLOADED IT AND HE’S F***IN REPTILIAN NOW…so obviously HE SAW SOMETHING THAT NO ONE ELSE DID…HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…I CHALENGE ANYONE…TAKE THE .FLV FILE FROM THE FOX STATION…(special thanks to the Keen eye of CanadianVandal)…it appears the little girl is reptilian also…it makes sense that this is how they do the news…to scare us so they can feed off our fear…they “stage” these events in order to create chaos…and make us afraid of the police and just keep us in constant fear…that seems to be their main thing right now…is to scare everyone to thinking the police are bad…when in fact they are the ones that are scared of being arrested…if you watch the news or read the paper for more than 5 minutes you will see its all to keep us in fear…they feed off our “fear energy”….
The excerpt for the second clip is calmer, thankfully: “Robert is not a shape shifter. There is a difference. He’s a reptilian projecting the image of a human. Somehow cameras have been picking up the fequency that allows us to see. But there have been other reports that the reptilians are having trouble holding there shape as of late.”
Is News Corp’s success a devious ruse by a race of alien supermen bent on enslaving us a la “V” or “They Live”? Or is this just a video compression glitch? Tune in to the Factor tonight as Bill’s body language expert reveals the secret “messages” in shapeshifting.
Update: In the final chapter, Keith Olbermann leads a ragtag band of DNC operatives against the lizard conquerors. And is summarily crushed.
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Memories…
Slublog on October 1, 2007 at 10:33 AM
wait – they play the theme song from an Oliver Stone movie at a 9/11 Memorial Service? Poor choice.
as for the reptilian republican menace, yes, we all knew already – they’re the ones posting at LGF. Ace’s folk are zombies. HotAir, I’m not sure, but I’m gonna guess robots.
AdrianG on October 1, 2007 at 10:35 AM
Like Fox Mulder, I want to believe.
Vyce on October 1, 2007 at 10:35 AM
Here, leezard, leezard, leezard…
Damian P. on October 1, 2007 at 10:39 AM
Somebody has been watching too many episodes of “Dr Who”.
Just for the record I am also a registered lizard although I have never been to the secret headquarters underneath the Denver airport.
LakeRuins on October 1, 2007 at 10:40 AM
Leeping Lizards Batman. They’re populating the planet.
Texyank on October 1, 2007 at 10:42 AM
no: its called hyping the twits.
thats so they will keep their nose in the paper or on the screen long enough that some of the advertising will sink in.
been there, done that for damn near a century.
C
pk on October 1, 2007 at 10:44 AM
I always said that David Icke must have been smoking some powerful stuff while he watched “V” when he had his
mental breakdownepiphany about lizard aliens taking over the world.Also, Jane Badler catapulted me into puberty.
Shameless plug for my lizard conspiracy video.
angryoldfatman on October 1, 2007 at 10:45 AM
I’m more worried about Crab People.
JimRich on October 1, 2007 at 10:46 AM
You don’t know what you’re missing. I hear the picnics are killer.
angryoldfatman on October 1, 2007 at 10:47 AM
SO bankrupt and bereft of ideas that they are losing it and digging for nonsense to bloster their insane agenda.
bbz123 on October 1, 2007 at 10:47 AM
From his video desciption:
Those dang reptilian jews, always destroying stuff.
Complete7 on October 1, 2007 at 10:48 AM
Looks like a filter was applied, the color patches shift slower than the underlying original image of the guy’s face.
This comes from the same camp as “a missile/military plane hit the WTC because of some blurry video artifact I misinterpreted because my brain is programmed to try to make sense out of indistinct splotchy images captured by my eyes from our days in the grasslands trying to spot lions hiding in the grass.”
Neo on October 1, 2007 at 10:48 AM
Oh, and Roswell 1947 is the real conspiracy.
Neo on October 1, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Our secret has been discovered!
To the pods, my broodlings! To the pods!
Lehosh on October 1, 2007 at 10:50 AM
That’s funny stuff. One of these days I have to sit down and reconcile all this nonsense into a Unified Conspiracy Theory involving 9/11, Princess Diana, chem trails, Lizard aliens, the Illuminati, neocons, black helicopters, the JFK assassination, Diebold voting machines, HAARP, the CIA distributing crack in inner cities, Elvis and Tupac.
trubble on October 1, 2007 at 10:55 AM
Freddy Kruger was in “V”?
JetBoy on October 1, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Actually, we’re more accurately known as “morons.”
lizardbrain on October 1, 2007 at 10:57 AM
I don’t get it… they’re trying to pass off compression artifacts as “scales” or something? None of it made any sense to me.
DaveS on October 1, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Dang! This is what I was referencing:
lizardbrain on October 1, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Yes, he played one of the alien lizards who was working with the humans.
LakeRuins on October 1, 2007 at 11:00 AM
Yeah, those picnics are awesome. You know what’s awesomer? The weather control machine. It’s sweet.
mjk on October 1, 2007 at 11:01 AM
This is so over the top, it’s got to be a joke. Is it really possible for someone to be both that paranoid and that stupid?
flipflop on October 1, 2007 at 11:08 AM
They’re only monkey-boys. We can crush them here on earth, Lord Whorfin.
Asher on October 1, 2007 at 11:15 AM
LOL the secret is out
trailortrash on October 1, 2007 at 11:17 AM
Quick! Somebody let the guys at Little Green Footballs know their Lizard Army has been detected!
taznar on October 1, 2007 at 11:26 AM
Notice how their ‘condition’ improves after the camera comes back to them. Monty Python comes to mind.
“How do you know she is a witch?”
“Well she turned me into a newt!”
“A newt?”
pause….”I got better.”
shick on October 1, 2007 at 11:27 AM
Glib-sibbick nordk glammooo snarf glap!
(You know who I mean!)
profitsbeard on October 1, 2007 at 11:28 AM
“You will be assimilated, resistance is futile.”
– LGF Lizard Drone
;-)
infidel4life on October 1, 2007 at 11:36 AM
profitsbeard, do NOT speak of Master Rove that way! You know what the punishment is…
MamaAJ on October 1, 2007 at 11:38 AM
Charles must be laughing his buttocks off over at LGF…I am going to have to go over there to see…
Bob's Kid on October 1, 2007 at 11:38 AM
The stupidity of those youtubers is amazing…..
doriangrey on October 1, 2007 at 11:45 AM
I for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords.
lorien1973 on October 1, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Oh yes! Check out the troll comments at Screw Loose Change.
Spiny Norman on October 1, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Whisky Tango Foxtrot!
Are they serious?
Mommynator on October 1, 2007 at 12:29 PM
**Yawn**
When they break out the footage of the reptiles ingesting a live rat — THEN maybe I’ll take notice.
CyberCipher on October 1, 2007 at 12:51 PM
Don’t worry guys… in a day or so, when the meds wear off, they’ll come back and tell us its just “satire”…
Romeo13 on October 1, 2007 at 12:51 PM
So that’s what a Sleestak looks like when it’s not way off in the background on a TV screen.
James on October 1, 2007 at 1:24 PM
Great comment – I’m still laughing.
JimRich on October 1, 2007 at 1:27 PM
I’m all out of bubble gum.
Dave Shay on October 1, 2007 at 1:31 PM
It must be true ’cause I can no longer access the videos.
But really, I thought lizards just ate bugs and stuff. Maybe this is a good thing ’cause I get really tired of the swarms of flys buzzing around my apartment. Maybe I’ll put an ad in for a lizard roommate.
Rod on October 1, 2007 at 1:54 PM
Don’t all YouTube videos look that bad, generally speaking?
Asher on October 1, 2007 at 1:58 PM
No need, my friend, the work’s already been done by other brave souls.
(yes, that one is satire)
angryoldfatman on October 1, 2007 at 2:50 PM
MamAJ-
I like turtles.
profitsbeard on October 1, 2007 at 3:31 PM
Perhaps Geraldo’s show should be called “Meet Mr. Lizard.”
Seriously, if the right is packed with shape-shifters, then the left is crammed with fact-shifters. And there is nothing wrong with that, in fact I suggest we all urge the left to cram it.
Dr. Charles G. Waugh on October 1, 2007 at 3:34 PM
profitsbeard, do not write in the tongue of the Lizard Overlords! You know it is not for mortal eyes!
Lehosh on October 1, 2007 at 4:21 PM
OK. I confess. I am an evil zionist lizard.
Syndic Nuruodo on October 1, 2007 at 4:43 PM
“I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum”
I am surprised it took 6 hours for this reference.
Bill C on October 1, 2007 at 4:49 PM
In Clintoneque terms “Close, but no cigar.” The secret headquarters real entrance is through a men’s room stall at the St. Paul International Airport. Why do you think a lizard cop guards it? Why do you think Sen. Larry Craig was arrested? He was getting too close.
Dr. Charles G. Waugh on October 1, 2007 at 5:08 PM
Sadly, this original video from the channel’s web site resides here:
http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=C7142415DA517FACF87630AA98448BBF?contentId=4473580&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1
Proving the hoax, and disappointing conspiracy theorists. Luckily, these people don’t reside in a world based on facts in the first place, so this probably won’t affect them.
RightWinged on October 1, 2007 at 5:27 PM
Like 9/11, this video raises many questions. Questions our government refuses to answer. If he wasn’t a reptile, why did he walk off camera when his face got really bad?
jihadwatcher on October 1, 2007 at 8:19 PM
JimRich on October 1, 2007 at 8:54 PM
Oops. Bad self-editing strikes again.
JimRich on October 1, 2007 at 8:55 PM
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