Video: Tiny terrorist declares end of world order, dawn of new golden age

posted at 7:53 pm on September 25, 2007 by Allahpundit

A few highlights stitched together. The World War II era, “as well as the era of materialistic thoughts based on arrogance and domination,” hath ended and the new age of love, peace, justice, dignity, friendship, laughter, prosperity, flowers, and the forcible repopulation of Israel with Palestinians at whatever human cost hath begun. I skipped all the garbage about crimes in Iraq and Palestine and gave you just the cringeworthy utopian nonsense at the end, including the new Orwellian “Coalition of Peace” Iran is pioneering, presumably to instruct member nations in the ways of the Koran and how to design EFPs to blow ever bigger holes in U.S. military hardware. Not that you won’t notice, but do pay attention to how often he rattles off the type of blissful abstractions I mocked him for up above. It’s the political version of the “hard sell” in advertising, where the real thrust of his message — to advance Iran’s agenda by forming an anti-western bloc with other middling powers — is lost in the endless beatitudes about the coming golden age. If George Bush gave a speech like this it would be mocked for weeks, but Ahmadinejad relies on the paternal racism of westerners towards the Middle East and Third World to get away with it. Why, coming from a “simpler” culture like his, this type of crude heaven-on-earth idiocy has an almost poetic feel to it, doesn’t it?

Here’s the transcript. He ends, naturally, with a promise that the Mahdi is on his way to uplift the righteous and destroy the wicked. Just like he did last year.

Update: Cherish the irony that the Americans who are most likely to enjoy this pabulum would describe themselves as “realists.”


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So he basically performed “Hair”?

trubble on September 25, 2007 at 7:58 PM

This is the dawning of the age of the Twelfth Imam/Age of the Twelfth Imam/The Twelfth Imam/The Twelfth Imam….

Yeah, you could easily write a parody of Hair for Mahmoud. Call it “Beard.”

Meryl Yourish on September 25, 2007 at 8:01 PM

You have no clout
You better not try
You better watch out, I’m telling you why.
Twelfth Imam is coming to town

A-Bomb is on list
I’ll use more than twice
Good Muslims who die
Will go to paradise
Twelfth Imam is coming to town

He knows if you’re a Christian
He knows if you’re a Jew
He knows if you’re an in-fi-del
He’s told me what to do

So….You have no clout
You better not try, I’m telling you why.
Twelfth Imam is coming to town
Twelfth Imam is coming to town
- unknown channeling Mahmoud

MB4 on September 25, 2007 at 8:01 PM

Sounds like the clap trap that Chavez is always pushing

They are so gay for each other

William Amos on September 25, 2007 at 8:01 PM

Yes, but was he glowing like last time? If not, his messiah status is in question.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/01/14/wiran14.xml

In a video distributed by an Iranian web site in November, Mr Ahmadinejad described how one of his Iranian colleagues had claimed to have seen a glow of light around the president as he began his speech to the UN.

lorien1973 on September 25, 2007 at 8:01 PM

So it’s what all nut cases,crazy’s,and oh yes
Liberals want to hear,Iminadinnerjacket is promising
the end of the rainbow,including the Rainbow itself.

canopfor on September 25, 2007 at 8:04 PM

I don’t mean to sound flippit,but if their Mahdi
fell into a well,why is it taking 8 or 9 centurys
for their Mahdi to crawl out of the well!

canopfor on September 25, 2007 at 8:08 PM

Maybe he can get a guest spot on the View

Kini on September 25, 2007 at 8:08 PM

Maybe we can get Borat to try a new song: “Throw the Mahdi Down the Well.”

Wow, it took him all of what, two minutes, to go after the “Zionists.”

I didn’t catch the speech this afternoon. Had to work. But that transcript–the man is effed.

Meryl Yourish on September 25, 2007 at 8:10 PM

You have no clout…..

MB4 on September 25,2007 at 8:01PM

MB4,I like it,LOL

canopfor on September 25, 2007 at 8:12 PM

Sounded to me like he was running down a litany of items to justify his declaring war on the West.

infidel4life on September 25, 2007 at 8:14 PM

lorien1973 on September 25, 2007 at 8:01 PM

I do see a spirit glow over his right shoulder, under the ‘Live’ logo.

abinitioadinfinitum on September 25, 2007 at 8:18 PM

That is just swamp gas.

Limerick on September 25, 2007 at 8:20 PM

For some reason I imagine President Tom being similar to San Francisco; that is smelling of vomit and pee and utterly inconsequential to me.

Neo on September 25, 2007 at 8:23 PM

Sounded to me like he was running down a litany of items
to justify his declaring war on the west.

Infidel4life on September 25,2007 at 8:14PM.

I agree Infidel4life,If everybody remembers,Achmednutjob
said a while back,that if something bad,maybe a massacre
of muslims were to happen,that could be a trigger.
It went something like that,along those lines.

canopfor on September 25, 2007 at 8:24 PM

Oh there ain’t no twelfth mahdi
There ain’t no twelfth mahdi
There may be bugs in your dirty mugs
But there ain’t no twelfth mahdi

pc on September 25, 2007 at 8:28 PM

I said earlier that …I think his cheese has slid off his cracker. I think the events yesterday threw him off his game, briefly…unfortunately.

abinitioadinfinitum on September 25, 2007 at 8:33 PM

The end of his speech was quite telling as he warned the world to, in so many words, convert to Islam or meet the wrath of his loveable, peaceable, justice-giving, and paternalistic Allah.

In the Middle East where life is cheap, Amadinejad’s world hasn’t change in millennia. As history shows, cleansing the faith through death is the primary tenet of Islam and, in his speech, prophesizes it for the Western world if it doesn’t succumb to his “new age”.

I think ‘ego maniac’ is an apropos description of this wannabe dominator of the world.

pocomoco on September 25, 2007 at 8:35 PM

Special thanks for the transcipt

Spirit of 1776 on September 25, 2007 at 8:38 PM

pc on September 25, 2007 at 8:28 PM

“when the Mahdi arrives on earth, Shiite scholars say he will appear in Mecca and Medina, but where does he go then?…Iraq, and who’s the leading Shiite insurgent in Iraq?….Muqtada al-Sadr….what’s the name of his militia?…..the Mahdi Army.”

abinitioadinfinitum on September 25, 2007 at 8:40 PM

Isn’t the United nations nice? It’s such a nice, nice place. Where really nice people can gather together and just say such nice things. Isn’t it nice, too, that it is right here in our own country? That is really especially nice. Nice people from all over the world coming here to say really, really nice things about love,, peace,, flowers,, love,, birds,, love,,, all while slitting the throats of their own women and children and preparing bombs to drop on our homes.

JellyToast on September 25, 2007 at 8:47 PM

Let’s make up a religion from the desert, and send a wee twit from Tehran to make all the Bush haters happy.

I truly wish the President sent Dog the bounty hunter to arrest this little weasel. Wanted for taking American hostages back in the 70′s, and killing American military.

Hening on September 25, 2007 at 8:51 PM

Easily the day’s best post. Anywhere. Thanks AP.

Griz on September 25, 2007 at 8:58 PM

That is just swamp gas.

Limerick on September 25, 2007 at 8:20 PM

Hey, I was thinking a different type of gas entirely, but maybe that’s just me.

Bob's Kid on September 25, 2007 at 9:02 PM

When this new century began, I couldn’t envision at all how much we’d regress in such a short time. I’m still in awe, and every day, and so many events of late, reaffirm my shock.

Entelechy on September 25, 2007 at 9:18 PM

all the boundaries and protective shields of chastity, purity and beauty have been trampled.

Nutjob is right, the lefties could really use some more chastity and purity.

pedestrian on September 25, 2007 at 9:18 PM

Death to Mahmoud.

Preferably soon.

(A meteorite would be Islamically ironic, but a Predator drone’ll do.)

profitsbeard on September 25, 2007 at 9:29 PM

http://home.comcast.net/~vincep312/islamlast.html

Bible: The Antichrist is an unparalleled political, military and religious leader that will that emerge in the last-days.
Islam: The Mahdi is an unparalleled political, military and religious leader that will emerge in the last-days.

Bible: the False Prophet is a secondary prominent figure that will emerge in the last-days who will support the Antichrist.
Islam: the Muslim Jesus is a secondary prominent figure that will emerge in the last-days to support the Mahdi.

Bible: The Antichrist and the False Prophet together will have a powerful army that will do great damage to the earth in an effort to subdue every nation and dominate the World.
Islam: The Mahdi and the Muslim Jesus will have a powerful army that will attempt to control every nation of the earth and dominate the World.

Bible: The False Prophet is described essentially as a dragon in lamb’s clothing.
Islam: The Muslim Jesus literally comes bearing the name of the one that the world knows as “The Lamb of God: Jesus Christ.” Yet the Muslim Jesus comes to murder all those who do not submit to Islam.

Bible: The Antichrist and the False Prophet establish a New World Order.
Islam: The Mahdi and the Muslim Jesus establish a New World Order.

Bible: The Antichrist and the False Prophet institute new laws for the whole earth.
Islam: The Mahdi and the Muslim Jesus institute Islamic law all over the earth.

Bible: The Antichrist is said to “change the times.”
Islam: It is quite certain that if the Mahdi established Islam all over the earth, he would discontinue the use of Saturday and Sunday as the weekend or days of rest but rather Friday, the holy day of Islam. Also, he would most certainly eliminate the Gregorian calendar (A.D.), and replace it with the Islamic calendar (A. H.) as is used in every Islamic country.

Bible: The Antichrist and the False Prophet will both be powerful religious leaders who will attempt to institute a universal world religion.
Islam: The Mahdi and the Muslim Jesus will institute Islam as the only religion in the earth.

Bible: The Antichrist and the False Prophet will execute anyone who does not submit to their world religion.
Islam: Likewise, the Mahdi and the Muslim Jesus will execute anyone who does not submit to Islam.

Bible: The Antichrist and the False Prophet will specifically use beheading as the primary means of execution for non-conformists.
Islam: The Mahdi and the Muslim Jesus will use the Islamic practice of beheading for executions.

Bible: The Antichrist and the False Prophet will have a specific agenda to kill as many Jews as possible.
Islam: The Mahdi and the Muslim Jesus will kill as many Jews as is possible until only a few are left hiding behind rocks and trees.

Bible: The Antichrist and the False Prophet will attack to conquer and seize Jerusalem.
Islam: The Mahdi and the Muslim Jesus will attack to re-conquer and seize Jerusalem for Islam.

Bible: The Antichrist will set himself up in the Jewish temple as his seat of authority.
Islam: The Mahdi will establish the Islamic Caliphate from Jerusalem.

Bible: The False Prophet is said to do many miracles to deceive as many as possible into supporting the Antichrist.
Islam: The Mahdi himself is said to control the weather and the crops. His face is said to glow. We can also assume that since Jesus is viewed as having been empowered by Allah to work miracles when he was here on earth the first time, he will most likely be expected to continue to do so when he returns.

Bible: The Antichrist is described as riding on a white horse in the Book of Revelation
Islam: The Mahdi is described as riding on a white horse (ironically from the same verse).

Bible: The Antichrist is said to make a peace treaty with Israel for seven years.
Islam: The Mahdi is said to make a peace treaty through a Jew (specifically a Levite) for exactly seven years.

Bible: Jesus the Jewish Messiah will return to defend the Jews in Israel from a military attack from a vast coalition of nations led by the Antichrist and the False Prophet.
Islam: The Dajjal, the Islamic Antichrist will gain a great Jewish following and claim to be Jesus Christ and fight against the Mahdi and the Muslim Jesus.

Bible: The antichrist spirit specifically denies the most unique and central doctrines of Christianity, namely the trinity, the incarnation and the substitutionary death of Jesus on the cross.
Islam: Islam doctrinally and spiritually specifically denies the most unique and central doctrines of Christianity, namely the trinity, the incarnation and the substitutionary death of Jesus on the cross.

Bible: The primary warning of Jesus and the Apostle Paul was to warn Christians of the abundance of deceit and deception in the last-days.
Islam: Islam is perhaps the only religion in the earth that practices deceit as one of its tools to assist its own ascendancy. It actually has a specific doctrine which allows and even calls for deception to be used to achieve its desired end.

Bible: The specific nations pictured in the Bible as being part of the final empire of the Antichrist are all Islamic nations.
Islam: All Muslims are commanded to give their allegiance to The Mahdi as the final Caliph and Imam (leader) of Islam.

Bible: From the Bible and History we learn that the final Antichrist empire will be a revived version of the Empire that succeeds the Roman Empire
Islam: The Empire that succeeded the Roman/Byzantine Empire was the Islamic Ottoman Empire

Bible: When Antichrist emerges, there will already be some form of system in place that will be poised to receive him as a Savior and to give allegiance to him.
Islam: is already the second largest religion and will at present growth rates become the largest religion within a few decades. Islam is awaiting the coming of the Mahdi with a universal anticipation.

VinceP1974 on September 25, 2007 at 9:34 PM

VinceP1974 on September 25, 2007 at 9:34 PM

Good contrasts, deliver in smaller spoonfuls, please?

RushBaby on September 25, 2007 at 9:55 PM

Sounded to me like he was running down a litany of items to justify his declaring war on the West.

infidel4life on September 25, 2007 at 8:14 PM

He didn’t use the official language of such (I forget the islamic term for it), but he came really, really close to doing just that.

And,

VinceP1974 on September 25, 2007 at 9:34 PM

crossed my mind more than once. And I’m not the god-fearin’ type.

yo on September 25, 2007 at 9:55 PM

Note to the American left:

The guy in the video above? A real religious extremist.

The folks gathering at your local Baptist/Presbyterian/Reformed/Catholic/etc. church? Not religious extremists at all.

Now back to your regularly scheduled comment thread.

marc@hubsandspokes on September 25, 2007 at 10:01 PM

VinceP1974 on September 25, 2007 at 9:34 PM

Did you get this from the book Antichrist, Islam’s awaited messiah by Joel Richardson? It looks very familiar

abinitioadinfinitum on September 25, 2007 at 10:01 PM

Never mind, I followed your link.

abinitioadinfinitum on September 25, 2007 at 10:10 PM

A specter is haunting western civilization, the specter of Islam. All the powers of the west have entered into a holy alliance to hunt down and exorcise this specter: . . . .

Where is the party in opposition that has not been denounced as Islamist by its opponents in power? Where the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Islam against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I Islam is already acknowledged by all western powers to be itself a power.
II It is high time that Islam should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, and their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the specter of Islam with a manifesto. . . .

Sound familiar?

I’m getting real tired of this crap. Especially cowardly politicians who tap dance around the problem, and their delusional loyalists who are blind to the truth.

rockhauler on September 25, 2007 at 10:10 PM

VinceP1974 on September 25, 2007 at 9:34 PM

Interesting times that we live in to say the least!

Ordinary1 on September 26, 2007 at 12:07 AM

I think ‘ego maniac’ is an apropos description of this wannabe dominator of the world.

pocomoco on September 25, 2007 at 8:35 PM

Try megalomaniac.

Connie on September 26, 2007 at 12:50 AM

OK, now that is to much. Proclaiming Muslims the COP’s of the world.

MSGTAS on September 26, 2007 at 10:09 AM

abinitioadinfinitum:

Yes that’s the ultimate source.

Free on-line version of the book [Antichrist: Islam's Awaited Messiah] is here

http://answering-islam.org/Authors/JR/Future/index.htm

An image of the nifty cover of the book can be seen here

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51H216ANRPL._SS500_.jpg

VinceP1974 on September 26, 2007 at 10:27 AM

You know, it’s great that so many people can poke fun at this guy around here, but seriously, he scares the crap out of me.

Savage on October 26, 2007 at 10:38 AM