Video: The unspeakable, not to be watched during breakfast Swedish game show clip

posted at 8:35 am on September 25, 2007 by Allahpundit

Saw it yesterday, decided it was too nasty to post, then saw the subtitled version this morning and surrendered. Vomit and womanly business in one clip? Mmmmmm, that’s good viral video.

288,000 views for this version, 433,000 for a separate untitled version. By comparison, the video of the Columbia dean I posted over the weekend that ended up at the top of the Drudge Report for 24 hours barely cracked 300,000. America likes what it likes. Ignore the market at your peril.

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Dude I’m not watching that.

Darth Executor on September 25, 2007 at 8:41 AM

Oh. Dear. God.

I so wish I hadn’t.

GoodBoy on September 25, 2007 at 8:43 AM

YOU LOVED IT.

Allahpundit on September 25, 2007 at 8:45 AM

Where else on the net can you get breaking Ahmadinajad news – on the ground video from outside Columbia – the latest Hillary updates – and a woman throwing up because of painful menstruation – all on one site, in one awesome package?

Nowhere my friends. Nowhere.

I love Hot Air.

nailinmyeye on September 25, 2007 at 8:45 AM

one of the many reasons im glad im not a woman.

trailortrash on September 25, 2007 at 8:46 AM

YOU LOVED IT.

Allahpundit on September 25, 2007 at 8:45 AM

I admit – I did.

nailinmyeye on September 25, 2007 at 8:46 AM

288,000 views for this version, 433,000 for a separate untitled version. By comparison, the video of the Columbia dean I posted over the weekend that ended up at the top of the Drudge Report for 24 hours barely cracked 300,000. America likes what it likes. Ignore the market at your peril.

I think youtube disabled the counters for the Columbia dean video. I saw the headline on drudge and went to watch it when it was only about 3 hours old. The views were 3389. I added the comment “DRUDGED!” and sat there and refreshed the video waiting to see how fast the view counts were going to climb but it didn’t change. I came back to check it about 30 minutes later and it was STILL at 3389. But for some reason it was incredibly slow to load. I find this very hard to believe for something on the top page of Drudge. So it seems to me like they disabled the video counts in order to keep the clip from getting to the top of their most recent and most viewed clips within youtube.

mwe67 on September 25, 2007 at 8:48 AM

Where else on the net can you get breaking Ahmadinajad news – on the ground video from outside Columbia – the latest Hillary updates – and a woman throwing up because of painful menstruation – all on one site, in one awesome package?

Nowhere my friends. Nowhere.

I love Hot Air.

I am going to put this on our business cards!

After I get Allah’s iPhone…

;)

Michelle on September 25, 2007 at 8:48 AM

Ummmm….. I think the answer was indeed “jerk”. It’s crap like that that give women a bad name.

bloggless on September 25, 2007 at 8:49 AM

Wow! Just,. . . Wow!

Troy Rasmussen on September 25, 2007 at 8:53 AM

That was an impressive recovery.

frreal on September 25, 2007 at 8:56 AM

♪I am woman, watch me puke♪

Bigfoot on September 25, 2007 at 8:57 AM

After I get Allah’s iPhone…

Does that ;) mean anything like the old, “Got my wife a bowling ball for her birthday”?

Dusty on September 25, 2007 at 8:59 AM

Hooray for painful menstruation!

MadisonConservative on September 25, 2007 at 8:59 AM

The best part?

The onomatopoeia of her vomiting made it into the subtitles.

Lehosh on September 25, 2007 at 9:01 AM

I can explain all the hits…

If it bleeds, it leads… :)

Tru2my2 on September 25, 2007 at 9:04 AM

YOU LOVED IT.
Allahpundit on September 25, 2007 at 8:45 AM

mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm now i want some oatmeal thanks I really needed that, and yes i do love it .

Mojack420 on September 25, 2007 at 9:05 AM

Was that the C word?

Ropera on September 25, 2007 at 9:11 AM

I believe that farting would have been funnier…

Ropera on September 25, 2007 at 9:16 AM

“Can I hold your hair while you puke?”

Forgot what movie it’s from

LtE126 on September 25, 2007 at 9:19 AM

Hahahhahaha! I’ve watched that clip like 4 times in a row. I love it. The look on her face right before she let’s loose the projectile kills me.

krabbas on September 25, 2007 at 9:19 AM

Midol: New market calling!

RushBaby on September 25, 2007 at 9:22 AM

SBLUAAARRRUUGHERV

RushBaby on September 25, 2007 at 9:27 AM

I watched it…twice.

Does that make me a bad person?

flipflop on September 25, 2007 at 9:30 AM

“Don’t tase me” has to come in here somewhere…

MadisonConservative on September 25, 2007 at 9:39 AM

That poor girl, I feel so bad for-

SBBBLAAUUGGGHHH!!

JohnW on September 25, 2007 at 9:46 AM

The content warning worked. I did not (and will not) watch. My imagination is sufficient.

“Ignore the market at your peril.”

That fact that there is a market is disturbing.

We (the human race) hardly deserve evolutionary success. But cable TV is going gangbusters.

locomotivebreath1901 on September 25, 2007 at 9:48 AM

I watched this without subtitles and was mildly amused. I dang near pissed myself watching it with subtitles. I swear I seen her esophagus poke out a little bit.

lol

csdeven on September 25, 2007 at 9:48 AM

How about….

“Don’t puke me, bro!”

csdeven on September 25, 2007 at 9:49 AM

That’s one of the more interesting live tv moments I’ve seen. I have to admit, usually when I watch tv, I want to throw up…like when they ambushed football fans this weekend and let Keith Hoserman do a segment during half time…

austinnelly on September 25, 2007 at 9:49 AM

You should her morning sickness.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on September 25, 2007 at 9:50 AM

I meant “see” her morning sickness.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on September 25, 2007 at 9:51 AM

Where else on the net can you get breaking Ahmadinajad news – on the ground video from outside Columbia – the latest Hillary updates – and a woman throwing up because of painful menstruation – all on one site, in one awesome package?

Nowhere my friends. Nowhere.

I love Hot Air.

nailinmyeye on September 25, 2007 at 8:45 AM

I … I got nothin’.

Jaibones on September 25, 2007 at 9:51 AM

I feel pretty bad for the caller. First his answer makes her up-chuck, and then he finds out he’s wrong, too.

How did she ever recover so quickly from that? I don’t think I’ve ever felt like smiling 10 seconds after puking.

flutejpl on September 25, 2007 at 9:51 AM

On second thought: nice cupcakes.

Jaibones on September 25, 2007 at 9:52 AM

Good looks AND a projectile vomiter.WOW.(not to mention landing on her feet for a quick comeback!)

Regney on September 25, 2007 at 10:00 AM

So let’s get this straight…you thought it was too gross to post without knowing what she was saying…and it was only after you knew it was about “feminine issues” that you thought it was now gross enough?

haha…

JetBoy on September 25, 2007 at 10:00 AM

I thought Hillery may have walked by.

p.s. that is one interesting bit. Cultures are interestingly different that on a program such as that she telling a caller and how many other thousands she has painful menstruation????!!!!!! Hey Babe. Take the day off fer crin’ out loud!

auspatriotman on September 25, 2007 at 10:03 AM

someone should mash up that with the dinner-jacket speech.

lorien1973 on September 25, 2007 at 10:04 AM

So let’s get this straight…you thought it was too gross to post without knowing what she was saying…and it was only after you knew it was about “feminine issues” that you thought it was now gross enough?

haha…

JetBoy on September 25, 2007 at 10:00 AM

No, it was only when he knew it was about “feminine issues” that he decided the funny out weighed the gross.

doriangrey on September 25, 2007 at 10:08 AM

That was awesome. She didn’t miss a beat. And she was all happy about it! Suck on that, Howie Mandel!

Nethicus on September 25, 2007 at 10:17 AM

Don’t they know how to CUT TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK?!!!

She actually came back on camera after that with no break at all. That’s just NASTY! She even did a little wipe of her top lip once she came back on. Did she smell something?

Does she know the meaning of the word SICK DAY? She needed to use one big time.

IndependentConserv on September 25, 2007 at 10:22 AM

In this extended clip they toss her a rag to wipe her mouth with! They need the old 7 second delay and a means to cut to commercial breaks badly.

IndependentConserv on September 25, 2007 at 10:27 AM

Feel sorry for the poor sap who has to clean it up.

FireFly on September 25, 2007 at 10:39 AM

This covers 2:06-2:08 on Red Eye tonight.

Damn show writes itself.

a4g on September 25, 2007 at 10:46 AM

That has to be one of the strangest things I’ve seen. Nice recovery but that’s gotta get at least one WOW.

ThackerAgency on September 25, 2007 at 10:47 AM

Fantastic. TV should be wall-to-wall with this kinda stuff. Pure Gold.

The sight of someone puking doesn’t freak me at all…mildly amusing that it happened so awfully publicly…

I just want to take my hat off and give that lady a big hug for doing so damned well at trying to soldier on with any semblance of professionalism she could scrape up from the floor.

Ochlan on September 25, 2007 at 10:49 AM

Don’t they know how to CUT TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK?!!!

They don’t do commercials over there like they do here, I’ve been told. Don’t they usually do the ads before, and after, the show?

JetBoy on September 25, 2007 at 10:52 AM

Maybe she was in the early stages of being pregnant, a common sympton of which is morning sickness aka puke for no apparent reason at the drop of a hat, any hat. Then again it is in Europe and their birth rates are actually below even break-even status, so maybe not.

Neo on September 25, 2007 at 11:01 AM

I still haven’t watched it but I gotta say I picked the wrong day to eat nasty cheap chicken fingers. :x

Darth Executor on September 25, 2007 at 11:09 AM

So it seems to me like they disabled the video counts in order to keep the clip from getting to the top of their most recent and most viewed clips within youtube.

mwe67 on September 25, 2007 at 8:48 AM

I saw the same anomaly, AP.

Count did not go up as it should’ve.

Any way to counter that filibuster by YouTube?

Mcguyver on September 25, 2007 at 11:23 AM

Oh. Dear. God.

I so wish I hadn’t.

GoodBoy on September 25, 2007 at 8:43 AM

YOU LOVED IT.

Allahpundit on September 25, 2007 at 8:45 AM

After I quit dry heaving, then it wasn’t so bad!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=STB4s7Qhf40

GoodBoy on September 25, 2007 at 12:09 PM

The onomatopoeia of her vomiting made it into the subtitles.

LOL!!! I didn’t catch that the first time.

JinxMcHue on September 25, 2007 at 12:23 PM

This is a good thing. Europeans and Americans alike are blatantly discriminatory against the bolemic lifestyle. Videos like this can only help to push the boundaries of our tolerance. Let’s all come together under dream of a day when people of all backgrounds and/or eating disorders can hold hands and/or purge in public without the fear of persecution or shame.

Blacklake on September 25, 2007 at 12:24 PM

Whoops, that’d be “bulimic.” See? I’m just part of the problem!

Blacklake on September 25, 2007 at 12:25 PM

YOU LOVED IT.

Allahpundit on September 25, 2007 at 8:45 AM

I did love it. You know why?

Because that woman was a true professional by God.

In a world filled with people like that idiotic what’s-her-name who “interviewed” Holly Hunter or the Great U.S. American from the Teen Miss USA pageant … this woman is the exception to the rule of media mediocrity.

Imagine Katie Couric handling that. (Never mind, I take it back, please try not to imagine that. I just did, and vomited a little myself).

If that had happened to me, I would have run from the studio crying like a little girl, or curled up under the desk and moaned.

Not this honey. Projective vomiting ala The Exorcist, a puddle of green pea soup everywhere … and she wipes her mouth and goes right back to work. With a smile on her face.

Oh. Hell. Yeah. Hard core, baby. When the shit hits the fan, I want that babe in my bunker.

And a bottle of Pepto Bismo.

Professor Blather on September 25, 2007 at 12:25 PM

After I get Allah’s iPhone…

Woo Hooo! Whoda thunk that it would be vomit that pushed you over the top, AP?

Pablo on September 25, 2007 at 12:29 PM

Oh. Hell. Yeah. Hard core, baby. When the shit hits the fan, I want that babe in my bunker.

And a bottle of Pepto Bismo.

And a rain poncho or a roll of plastic sheeting…

Pablo on September 25, 2007 at 12:30 PM

Heh. All I can say is, whatever she’s getting paid, it’s not enough. That was a great recovery, and the fact that she was able to smile before and after, is testament to her fortitude.

As for those whose stomachs are too weak to stomach this clip, all I can say is, don’t have children. I didn’t even blink at this.

Splashman on September 25, 2007 at 12:36 PM

Blowback indeed!

omnipotent on September 25, 2007 at 12:42 PM

OMIGOSH! I just found the slow-mo version and it’s a thousand times funnier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4JpBs8TgU0

The splatter sounds in slow-mo made my double-over in gales of laughter, made tears stream down my face and caused me to have an asthma attack (just mild asthma – I used my inhaler, so I’m fine).

JinxMcHue on September 25, 2007 at 12:43 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

Ochlan on September 25, 2007 at 12:58 PM

What that the morning show?

Kini on September 25, 2007 at 1:04 PM

One more reason to allow marijuana to be legal – it can help with menstrual nausea.

_Jon on September 25, 2007 at 1:19 PM

_Jon on September 25, 2007 at 1:19 PM

Yeah, because that’s a really huge problem. *rolls eyes* Any port in a storm, eh, Jon?

“Hey, marijuana helps with hiccups. Let’s legalize it!”

JinxMcHue on September 25, 2007 at 1:32 PM

Yeah…what Swedish TV _really_ needs is some stoned babes

Ochlan on September 25, 2007 at 1:36 PM

I’ve had women react that way to me after I introduce myself.

Mazztek on September 25, 2007 at 1:56 PM

Saw this yesterday but didnt need the translation to know what it was all about.

Though her use of “menses” did kinda clue me in ; )

The Ugly American on September 25, 2007 at 2:01 PM

oookkkkk… Soooo where do I go to get back that 25 seconds of my life and how do I erase THAT from the memory bank!!!!!

sabbott on September 25, 2007 at 2:58 PM

shes pretty hot

malkinmania on September 25, 2007 at 5:19 PM

Agree with the Professor. She’s a keeper.

mikeyboss on September 25, 2007 at 5:30 PM

And they say kids these days don’t learn anything useful in college.

Puke ‘n rally!

Harpazo on September 25, 2007 at 5:54 PM

Was that the C word?

Ropera on September 25, 2007 at 9:11 AM

OK, I wondered that, too, and spent a little time researching. I think the word they used is

“tönt”.

Too bad, though. Would have been an eerie synchronicity given her malady.

mikeyboss on September 25, 2007 at 7:03 PM

Which just goes to prove that women are the work of the devil…? ;)

Seixon on September 25, 2007 at 8:05 PM

After the “Don’t Tase Me Bro” Last week and this right on its heels, has anyone else had a Minority Report flashback?
[Tase in throat=projectile vomiting]

JEFF_IN_NC on September 25, 2007 at 9:24 PM

Now that’s special effects for ya!

sMack on September 25, 2007 at 11:11 PM

Wow, her recovery made it even better. As far as the content warning, it really wasn’t that bad. At least for me. I used to be an EMT and trust me, it’s much worse when it hits you. Even if you have full BSI on you can still feel the warmth through all the plastic.

boomer on September 25, 2007 at 11:39 PM

Ain’t gonna watch. I had morning sickness so badly when I was preggers the first time I started barfing before my period was even late. I was sick all day, every day, until the day she was born.

It’s been 32 years, but I remember. Nothin’ like barfing for 9 months to dampen a girl’s appreciation for watching it on tv.

(And can you believe it? I was pregnant two more times. Good thing those kids are worth it.)

Bob's Kid on September 26, 2007 at 9:31 AM