Have to admit, I didn’t laugh. Was there a bathroom sex theme for the intros?

jihadwatcher on September 26, 2007 at 9:44 PM

“And in studio tonight we have jihadwatcher… If not getting jokes was an air conditioner, I’d turn him on whenever I get hot, and have him blow me.”

I’d meet at the door wrapped in a flag.

Rightwingsparkle on September 26, 2007 at 5:29 PM

Not if I stick my foot out to trip you and get there first! :-P

I’d meet at the door wrapped in a flag.

self-parodying progressive treacle of the day fron salon.com:

Dear Cary,

When I was 12 or so and living in Outer White Generica (aka the Tucson suburbs), a friend of mine taught me a racist little ditty. We were two sheltered Mormon white kids who had hardly ever even seen an African-American. We were sharing a naughty secret. We were, to quote Gene Wilder from the Mel Brooks movie “Blazing Saddles”: “You know … morons.” It is now almost 30 years later and that stupid little song has come back with a vengeance. I keep hearing it over and over in my head (“I don’ care what de’ white mon say…” I’ll leave it at that). Yesterday I caught myself mumbling the words as I sat at my cubicle working and almost had to “put on the brown pants” looking around to see if anyone was listening.

I’ve become so paranoid that I’m going to blow my proper, liberal, modern, progressive cover that I’m only making it worse. The more you try to not think about something, the worse it gets. My co-workers already think I’m a little strange (Asperger syndrome will do that) and my slightly panicked, furtive body language can’t be helping. Should I lock myself in a room and shout it out for two hours? What if I get caught? Help!

Dear Bad Ditty,

Say a man stands behind a counter of steam trays dishing out hot lasagna to folks who have no money and no home and nothing to eat. As he dishes out the food, a little racist ditty from his childhood is running through his head. If we could monitor the music that is playing in his head, would we take that spoon away from him and beat him with it and throw him out of the soup kitchen? Or would we let him ladle out soup to the poor? Until we have done the work that we are called to by our good fortune, who cares what racist ditties play in our heads? Until we in America have housed and fed and clothed the poor and homeless and provided everyone with decent medical care, who among us …

A little bird told me Allah was in his late 30’s, rather cute, single, but on the shy side.

You just described 90% of the dudes here. Nice one, Sherlock. :)

Not only are these intros the most entertaining part of the show, they’re also excellent pick-up lines.

Blacklake on September 26, 2007 at 12:09 PM

Heh.

I hate to admit that I laughed out loud.

realVerse on September 25, 2007 at 10:48 PM

As did I.

Hate to be Johnny Raincloud here, but isn’t this proof positive of the “death of the grown up”? Never seen the show, probably never will, now.

leavenedbread on September 26, 2007 at 7:36 AM

Sounds like you ought to head over to (the alley behind) Fox headquarters and find a staffer to make note of your complaint. You’ll know you’ve find the right guy when you do because he’ll be the one dressed as a unicorn… with a hole in the back.

Hell yeah. Who wouldn’t want to pop Mike Baker’s cork?

I consider sexual attraction to Mike Baker to be the new definition of patriotism.

Enrique on September 26, 2007 at 10:54 AM

Heh. I’m not even American and yeah. Mike Baker is hot. Does that mean I’m an honorary American??

AP, I don’t believe you about the hunchback. I’ll bet that you’re the cutest guy in the comic book store.

A little bird told me Allah was in his late 30’s, rather cute, single, but on the shy side.

Well, you got single and shy right.

I noticed that too! And I agree.

Hell yeah. Who wouldn’t want to pop Mike Baker’s cork?

I consider sexual attraction to Mike Baker to be the new definition of patriotism.

The amount of hatred the left would have to generate counter a simple introduction would cause a meltdown trying to develop an (ir)rational humorous comeback (impossible because the left has not sense of humor because humor relies on truth).

Looks like Greg did it again on Monday night. RedEye is the best.

I noticed that too! And I agree.

…dear God, I can’t take anymore funny. That much funny damn near hurts.