Video: America’s biggest star
posted at 8:32 am on September 21, 2007 by Allahpundit
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The only way this can end is with her inviting him onstage at a concert to do a duet of “Oops, I Did It Again.” It may be awhile before Britney’s in “concert shape,” thought.
He’s like Buddy Cole but with really, really bad taste in camp.
When he says he’s a Britney fan before he’s an American, he’s not kidding.
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Wait, what?
Neo on September 21, 2007 at 8:35 AM
Please, please no. Please.
SouthernDem on September 21, 2007 at 8:38 AM
It is my sincere hope that this loser’s 15 minutes of fame runs out real fast.
pilamaye on September 21, 2007 at 8:39 AM
My thoughts exactly.
Slublog on September 21, 2007 at 8:43 AM
What? It’s just a liberal democrat. The Dems would have “things” like that interact with your child in such things as Boy Scout Leaders and Kindergarten teachers. Provided they could get them out of their grandparents basement of course.
Guardian on September 21, 2007 at 8:48 AM
Those people who claim that there are more than two sexes could cite this guy (using the term loosely) as evidence.
Bigfoot on September 21, 2007 at 8:50 AM
OK, I couldn’t get thru more than 10 seconds of it, and to coin a friend’s phrase, “I’m dumber now”.
acleaver on September 21, 2007 at 8:52 AM
No thank you. I’m into the Youtube “tektonic” dancing, thank you very much.
Nethicus on September 21, 2007 at 8:54 AM
The end of the world is near. . . this proves it.
He needs to greet Mahmoud at the airport on Monday. Then we’ll see the clash of civilizations.
ThackerAgency on September 21, 2007 at 8:56 AM
“America will never, ever forget you.”
-Mauri
That’s a sad commentary on the state of our union. If only he were making that comment about Lt. Manion.
12thman on September 21, 2007 at 8:59 AM
I think I would pay to see that.
Guardian on September 21, 2007 at 9:00 AM
I.just.can’t.press.that.BUTTON!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss_Anthrope on September 21, 2007 at 9:00 AM
Dude, you’re a guy. Just FYI.
I am truly stupider for watching the first video. Oy.
mjk on September 21, 2007 at 9:01 AM
Quickly . . . somebody pour salt on this slug.
The intellectual depth of Maury’s show is astounding.
rplat on September 21, 2007 at 9:01 AM
And don’t forget first he’s a Britney fan, then he’s an American. Too bad he’s too dumb to realize that if he weren’t an American, he wouldn’t be able to act like that or to like Britney. Specially in Saudi or Iran.
mjk on September 21, 2007 at 9:02 AM
Money says he’s banking on a special “operation” from the Glacier’s plan.For free. Om us so to speak.
bbz123 on September 21, 2007 at 9:09 AM
I guess he’s a fan because they both share a deep confusion about the proper use of underwear….
landlines on September 21, 2007 at 9:10 AM
I’ll wait for another cab, thank you.
locomotivebreath1901 on September 21, 2007 at 9:26 AM
On the upside, this gender-confused individual gives us a good excuse to quote “Mystery Science Theatre 3000″ (remember Alien from LA with Kathy Ireland?) :
“Ohhhhh, no, don’t let her sing, pleasepleaseohplease…”
inviolet on September 21, 2007 at 9:27 AM
This, Chris Crocker thing, is what you get when you embrace excessive tolerance. This thing needs to be removed from society…it’s parents too. Sheesh!
cmdrsubfleet on September 21, 2007 at 9:31 AM
If San Francisco left the USA, it would be a General int he San Francisco Army.
StuLongIsland on September 21, 2007 at 9:45 AM
It’s not is fault, he inherited the gay gene. It was passed on by his ancestors, who were two gay men, who had a kid and passed on the…wait a second, there’s a whole in my theory.
OK, OK, he’s just a nut!
stonemeister on September 21, 2007 at 9:46 AM
Is he a transexual? (Not wanting to watch the videos).
Tim Burton on September 21, 2007 at 10:01 AM
How cruel is it to play on this person’s mental illness? And treat him like there is nothing wrong with him?
CrimsonFisted on September 21, 2007 at 10:02 AM
A+ on the Buddy Cole reference Allah. I didn’t think you were that old.
dedalus on September 21, 2007 at 10:05 AM
If you think I am going to watch the video you are sadly mistaken.
Buford on September 21, 2007 at 10:08 AM
A sorry excuse for a TV show. Deport the slimeball.
And send Crocker with him.
Texyank on September 21, 2007 at 10:15 AM
Here’s my morning rant for you all…
I saw the CC post, (Oh, another drag queen on review), I didn’t view/click the videos, (I wanted to keep my coffee down this early in the morning). I read the other posters here out of respect for their opinions and just wanted to say that I do not care a wit about what the
boy/girl/he/she/it/spit has to say about anything.
My two priorities this week were:
Having a meeting with the principle of the elementary school of my second grader about his teacher telling them on 9/11 day that “some people believe that terrorists were
responsible for the twin towers coming down, and some people believe that the Bush administration were responsible”.
Having a second meeting with the supervisor of the school bus transportation dept. because the female black bus driver of my 5th grade son is playing Rap/Hip Hop music loudly on the publicly funded school bus while he’s riding it.
There are more important things going on in our country today than giving any air time to this messed up drama queen.
Rant over…for now.
Sgt. Khe Sahn
1GooDDaDDy on September 21, 2007 at 10:22 AM
Wait just a minute…that’s a guy? Err, a male?
And no, I’m not watching those videos.
El Cazador on September 21, 2007 at 10:23 AM
A perfect ACLU candidate for Scout Master.
BowHuntingTexas on September 21, 2007 at 10:28 AM
The word is whit. “Wit” is something else entirely.
cmdrsubfleet on September 21, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Geez fella, I’m still on my first cup of Joe this morning and still a bit fuzzy headed.
But it’s the thought that counts.
Sgt. Khe Sahn
1GooDDaDDy on September 21, 2007 at 10:43 AM
I’ve asked this before, and I’ll continue to ask it… Am I the only one waiting for him to say “It puts the lotion on it’s skin or it gets the hose again.”?
Please, someone give him dog Precious back so he’ll calm down.
Seriously though, this kid needs to be locked up or he will kill Britney in the near future.
RightWinged on September 21, 2007 at 10:44 AM
Just when I think the frogs have done all they possibly can to demonstrate their indefatigable gayness, they totally one-up themselves. Way to go.
Ochlan on September 21, 2007 at 10:44 AM
That second video by “Dawgsays” leads me to
believe this Crook(er) is a byproduct of James Brolin.
Texyank on September 21, 2007 at 10:45 AM
LOL what a freak
trailortrash on September 21, 2007 at 10:48 AM
I am bemused…and somewhat worried over that!
izzatso on September 21, 2007 at 10:50 AM
I saw the first video and thought… “what a mess. How could someone be so screwed up?”
Now the answer is clear.
Maury Povich, and his audience.
edgehead on September 21, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Thanks for the freaks youtube! You must be so proud.
swami on September 21, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Ewww! Absolutely Creepy!
Lawrence on September 21, 2007 at 11:02 AM
Can we have Zonday instead of this guy?
Weebork on September 21, 2007 at 11:15 AM
Taser him, bro!
Kensington on September 21, 2007 at 11:19 AM
He broke my gaydar. sheesh.
Mallard T. Drake on September 21, 2007 at 11:19 AM
When I see people like this guy, I want to throw up.
I don’t need any lectures about tolerance, diversity or any other claptrap of the moment, either.
MNDavenotPC on September 21, 2007 at 11:23 AM
Every once in a blue moon I have to agree with the Islamists about Western Civilization.
infidel4life on September 21, 2007 at 11:25 AM
Now thats funny…but I don’t think so. Tolerance people…he is different from you but one of God’s children none-the-less.
He did have a very valid point about Fox and Friends. They came off like common boobs making fun of the way he looks. Whoever that blonde is that’s on in the morning who personally smeared him, I am not sure what her name is, came off very badly.
The personal smears seem to be rampant on that morning show, politicans, celebrities, and now young drag queens, I just can’t bear to watch them, they are very unkind.
I am happy to say I am a proud New Yorker. In new York I guess we obviously see it all, we try not to be unkind, and I can tell you if most New Yorkers saw the Clampetts pull up in there truck we would rather give them directions and welcome them to the Big Apple than make fun of them.
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 11:28 AM
whoops - pull up in their truck, I keep doing this, with there and their, it’s scaring me.
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 11:29 AM
I really hope you are not serious, and it’s hardly funny.
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 11:32 AM
It’s crap like this that keeps you from getting your iPhone. You would have videos like this and Rosie bogging down its performance. You might even have the first ever iPhone ever that vomits.
On-my-soap-box on September 21, 2007 at 11:32 AM
I am serious and I’m not laughing.
infidel4life on September 21, 2007 at 11:50 AM
I don’t think he is mentally ill. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s a “shock jock,” or, if you prefer, a “shock queen.” Chris is adroit at exploiting a human foible: People love to be outraged. Few things in life are as exhilarating as the feel of moral indignation …
paul006 on September 21, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Come up here for a week, I get ya desensitized real fast.
You won’t have time to worry about Nancy-Boys, you’ll be too busy watching the person with the beard and the skull cap sitting next to you on train or the bus and wondering if they have a bomb strapped to their body or in their bag.
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 11:58 AM
I don’t need any desensitizing from you or anyone. I’m familiar with the cable show the Nancy Boys here in Minnesota. I was raised in South Philadelphia , so I don’t need street training. As far as Islamofascists are concerned, we have quite a population here and you’re damned right I watch them. If Chris wishes to act out his perversion and mental instability fine, but I don’t need to have it pushed in my face.
MNDavenotPC on September 21, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Another waste of cyberspace. Post something worthwhile, please?
Christine on September 21, 2007 at 12:07 PM
That makes two of us… lol!
But this takes the cake:
Heheheheee.
Califemme on September 21, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Hmmm, I don’t remeber seeing anyone pushing you to click…don’t click, don’t watch and then you don’t have to complain. Simple.
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 12:21 PM
I lost ya on the cable show.
Nancy-Boy is an endearing term that one of my gay co-workers uses to describe is immediate gang-group of male friends.
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 12:25 PM
You better believe he does, he got a TV deal already. And people do like to be outraged, on the radio, TV, youtube.
It’s amazing how we have evolved into this.
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 12:29 PM
I don’t agree with them, but I can understand their disdain for lost balls like this.
El Cazador on September 21, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Do you also agree with their disdain about strip clubs, gentlemen’s club and porno?
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 12:33 PM
This certainly goes a long way towards helping them make their case.
Lawrence on September 21, 2007 at 12:39 PM
Ill pay to see somebody taser this moron!!
Viper1 on September 21, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Do you also agree with their disdain about strip clubs, gentlemen’s club and porno?
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 12:33 PM
MNDavenotPC on September 21, 2007 at 1:01 PM
Absolutely fabtabulous wtf,sooooooooo he or it really,really
likes Brittney,ya no this looks a little like the beginnings of a stalker!
canopfor on September 21, 2007 at 2:18 PM
Oh,he or it says Brittney is a national treasure,
Brittney first,America second,there is only answer,
Sir,that is sooooooo unAmerican!
canopfor on September 21, 2007 at 2:26 PM
Just to spite Maury’s comment that America will never ever forget that piece of garbage… guess what? Chris who? On to a real story, folks! The quote feed for today.
MNDavenotPC on September 21, 2007 at 3:55 PM
Why do they hate us. Here’s Exhibit A.
Mig on September 21, 2007 at 4:44 PM
His parents must be SO proud!
xler8bmw on September 21, 2007 at 4:44 PM
Who cares why they hate us? Since when are we supposed to stop, concede and worry about why they do what they do?
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 5:12 PM
You are to stop, concede and worry about what they do because should they get their way, you are dead! You DO understand dead, don’t you? Chris and his ilk would be one of the first ones purged under Islam. I’d be dead because I’m Catholic. Of all things to worry about, oh gosh, I’m sorry.
MNDavenotPC on September 21, 2007 at 6:30 PM
Hold on a second, IMHO what you are suggesting to me is concession in it’s least common denominator.
I will not stop and wonder once why they hate us and I refuse to concede and I will not worry about what they do because they will not get their way, and I am not dead, nor will you be! So stop it, don’t let them win.
Chris Crocker is an American, I am American, as I think you probably are and we can live in our country as Americans and it is none of their business what we do, period.
Listen, the one redeeming thing about Rudy is the fact that he is fearless. He instilled in each and everyone of us, I’m referring to my fellow citymen, is that we would not - we will not ever let them win by frightening us.
We are diligent, we will report any suspicious behavior as we see it, we will ride the trains, ride our buses and they will not win in our hearts and minds. We will live our lives, go about our daily business and be ourselves.
I refuse to worry about how someone like Chris Crocker will piss them off, I’m will not do that.
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 9:48 PM
And one other thing that I was very frightened about after 9/11 was the taxi cabs, because our drivers are almost all Arab/Persian. I was so shut down during 9/11 and I was very sick at the time and had to travel to Sloan Kettering regularly. I was afraid to get on the trains, the buses and I would have a panic attack immediately after hailing a cab. I visualized a terrorist cab driver uprising, them killing innocent New Yorkers in the streets, I had nightmares about it.
My mother had to snap me out of it, it was making me sicker. She came with me twice and then told me I was on my own. I needed my treatment or I would die, so what was my choice? Die because I was afraid to use any available transportation to travel to chemo or to pick myself up by my bootstraps and snap out of it, sooner than later. She forbid my dad to go with me and my siblings the same.
I had no choice but to decide that these people, this man was not going to win, and that I would live my life, whatever was left of it, and stop living in terror. because if they were to win, well then, I was already dead. I still can’t get on an airplane though, that I am still working on. I am supposed to go to Disney in December with my family and that is a big scary yet for me.
AprilOrit on September 21, 2007 at 10:06 PM
This cat is as real, just like Lonelygirl15. (whisper whisper) wait, what? No way!
- The Cat
MirCat on September 22, 2007 at 12:03 AM