New Vent: Runaround Hsu
posted at 3:09 pm on September 20, 2007 by Allahpundit
With apologies to Dion, Hot Air’s Ventilators take on the Democrats’ prolific fundraiser and confessed Ponzi schemer, Norman Hsu. The fugitive from justice who hid in plain sight for years, sidled up to a who’s who in the Donk party, funneled donations through straw donors while he ran a Ponzi scheme using bogus corporations will be in the news for a while. The Ventilators will be right here on the story, and hopefully on key.
Lyrics by Bryan Preston, Michelle Malkin and mm commenter jrlingreenbay.
Here’s my story, it’s sad but true
It’s about a guy that I once knew
He gave me cash and ran around
Donating to every Democrat in town.
Here’s my story, sad but true
It’s about a guy named Hsu
He gave me money but it wasn’t clean
Turned out he’d raised it in a Ponzi scheme
Hsu funneled money through that postman, Paw
And several corporations made of straw
Now listen people what I’m telling you
A-keep away from-a Runaround Hsu
Ah, he likes to throw his cash around
He’ll give to Democrats and then skip town
Now people let me put you wise
Hsu is a felon and he tells his lies
Here’s the moral and the story from a guy who knows
Hsu’s cash is dirty so out it goes
Ask any fool that he ever knew, they’ll say
Keep away from-a Runaround Hsu