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Video: Mary Katharine Ham talks smutty ads on O’Reilly

posted at 10:20 pm on September 19, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Two Hammer clips today, almost 200,000 hits as of 10 p.m. It can’t be a coincidence.

The subject tonight is “Diddy’s” new soft-porn perfume ad, which MTV graciously promoted for him by banning it from the network. You’ll find it at his MySpace page. It’s worth watching if only as a cautionary tale of what can happen when bad actors try sex scenes. A little awkward groping here, a few looks of boredom there, and pretty soon you’ve got a mood-killer teetering on the brink of self-parody.

There’s some stuff about JonBenet and teens blowing stuff up, too. In the segment, I mean, not the ad. That’d be weird, even for Diddy.


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Mojack420 on September 19, 2007 at 10:31 PM

O’Reilly says more and more ad money is heading to websites and you still can’t get an iPhone? What’s up with that?

Drew on September 19, 2007 at 10:33 PM

Knock it off.

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:33 PM

O’Reilly says more and more ad money is heading to websites and you still can’t get an iPhone? What’s up with that?

Dude, what is up with that? I’m like Bob Cratchit toiling away out here in the anteroom. Doesn’t MM want Tiny Tim to have that crutch he needs?

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:34 PM

I always think of the Douche and Turd episode of South Park whenever Diddy or whatever he’s calling himself these days gets mentioned.

Vote or Die muthaf*cka!

Bad Candy on September 19, 2007 at 10:34 PM

MKH is awesome. And Bill thinks sex is going to sell in the future? Deep thoughts by BOR;)

Spirit of 1776 on September 19, 2007 at 10:37 PM

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:34 PM

Allahver Twist?

Bad Candy on September 19, 2007 at 10:37 PM

I always think of the Douche and Turd episode of South Park whenever Diddy or whatever he’s calling himself these days gets mentioned.

Vote or Die muthaf*cka!

Best South Park parody ever.

I’ll admit it. I sing along with that fake rap song every time I see that episode.

So ingenious because it’s true. The “Vote or Die” campaign was ridiculous.

Hawkins1701 on September 19, 2007 at 10:38 PM

…I’m like Bob Cratchit toiling away out here in the anteroom…

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:34 PM

Are there no prisons for blog-site administrators?

My collie says:

O.J.’s cell just opened up. Maybe AP could blog from there.

Are we to believe that Scrooge has nuthin’ on “the boss”?

CyberCipher on September 19, 2007 at 10:40 PM

Allahver Twist?

Bad Candy on September 19, 2007 at 10:37 PM

More like “Not-So-Great Expectations.”

CyberCipher on September 19, 2007 at 10:42 PM

Are we to believe that Scrooge has nuthin’ on “the boss”?

Ha. Not at all. The truth is, she’s generous to a fault. Between our traffic surge lately and the recent iPhone price cut, I can definitely afford one now.

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:42 PM

Allahver Twist?
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Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:42 PM

Well I’m glad your traffic is back up, I know you were getting antsy about having a drop a few weeks back.

Bad Candy on September 19, 2007 at 10:45 PM

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cougfan on September 19, 2007 at 10:47 PM

Between our traffic surge lately and the recent iPhone price cut, I can definitely afford one now.

Great! I’m not a big fan of the Big A running after fads, but if one must succumb to the desire of the day, perhaps then we could get iPhone tutorial videos replacing those View clips;)

Spirit of 1776 on September 19, 2007 at 10:48 PM

It’s not a question of cost at this point, it’s a question of whether I want to get rid of my landline and rely entirely on the iPhone. I can’t afford two lines when I barely use one as is. I need to look into the pros and cons of a cell-phone-only existence.

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:53 PM

Didn’t CF say she wished she had not got one on RedEye? After she showed it off on Shep’s show? Maybe my memory fails.

Spirit of 1776 on September 19, 2007 at 10:55 PM

Ha. Not at all. The truth is, she’s generous to a fault. Between our traffic surge lately and the recent iPhone price cut, I can definitely afford one now.

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:42 PM

I suspect you’ll be disappointed after you start paying extra to use the various services, that you’ll rarely even use… especially since this is a first generation, there will be HUGE price cuts, followed by later, more perfected models.

RightWinged on September 19, 2007 at 10:55 PM

Yeah, that’s the other thing. I’m trying to hold out for iPhone 2.0. Maybe next year sometime…

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:57 PM

It’s not a question of cost at this point, it’s a question of whether I want to get rid of my landline and rely entirely on the iPhone. I can’t afford two lines when I barely use one as is. I need to look into the pros and cons of a cell-phone-only existence.

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:53 PM

I’ve lead that “existence” for 6 years now and most people (under 30) that I know do the same. It’s great.

Plus, you can always get Skype. I just started using it a little this week. It allows you to make free calls (via the computer) to anyone else who has Skype on their computer AND for only $3/month, you can make unlimited calls to people’s phones! How sick is that? I guess the drawback is, you have to be at your computer… but I’ve got to believe there are wireless headsets for computers these days, that would allow you to roam free around Gutfeld’s basement.

RightWinged on September 19, 2007 at 10:58 PM

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:53 PM

Might get less telemarketing, and really, you can probably keep your land line connected, you can apparently still use it for 911 in an emergency even without a phone service (I think I just recently heard that), you’d just have to use iPhone for anything else.

Bad Candy on September 19, 2007 at 10:58 PM

I’ll have to check on the 911 thing. Skype is definitely a possibility.

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 11:01 PM

Whoa, this feels like the twilight zone. Everyone is off topic, BOR just doesn’t get the “Internet” and doesn’t give MK the proper time to ’splain it, not to mention there’s a picture of Darth Vader on Drudge! Surreal!

synycalwon on September 19, 2007 at 11:04 PM

Has anyone ever seen Allah so gitty? He’s like a school girl and can’t contain himself :D

lorien1973 on September 19, 2007 at 11:04 PM

For a change, I did not post the first thing that came to my inebriated mind.

km on September 19, 2007 at 11:04 PM

BOR just doesn’t get the “Internet”

Yeah, that’s the theme of all these segments, really.

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 11:05 PM

What is this ‘land line’ that you speak of?

billy on September 19, 2007 at 11:05 PM

We are a family of six. We canceled our land line after my daughter got her phone. It seemed silly to have six cell phones and a house phone. It appears to be working out ok.

Rose on September 19, 2007 at 11:07 PM

I only think of that because cell towers fail in situations where the landlines will hold up. Never hurts to have a backup.

Bad Candy on September 19, 2007 at 11:07 PM

Didn’t think of that.

Rose on September 19, 2007 at 11:10 PM

im in florida, i have all cordless phones in the house, but I keep a normal phone in the closet for hurricanes. when the power is out; that phone will still work. cell phones won’t, nor will cordless.

lorien1973 on September 19, 2007 at 11:15 PM

Rose, you may wanna check if you can still use 911 on your landline, I was really surprised when I heard that in a local news report, and I immediately thought of people I know who only have cell phone plans. It may not be true nationally, but its worth a check, and if true, might not hurt to have a corded phone on the landline(corded so you don’t have to worry about power outs).

Bad Candy on September 19, 2007 at 11:15 PM

I need to look into the pros and cons of a cell-phone-only existence.

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:53 PM

Going on three years cellphone only….

Barebones only landline, for backup, would be good.

No fax line needed either, with my business to send documents, which are send via email attachments. (E-fax? Who needs e-fax?)

Mcguyver on September 19, 2007 at 11:16 PM

Yeah, that’s the other thing. I’m trying to hold out for iPhone 2.0. Maybe next year sometime…

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:57 PM

Laura Ingraham ditched her I-Phone, said it’s just not the same as a Blackberry.

So I’m upgrading to the 8800 series blackberry.

Kinda like the camera option, though. But hell, can’t have everything.

Mcguyver on September 19, 2007 at 11:21 PM

I haven’t had a land line since the 90’s.

Guardian on September 19, 2007 at 11:29 PM

Pappa ditty pop.

Yeah AP, someone as robot-centric as you shouldn’t have a problem with the cell phone only concept. Cell phone only is the way to go.

As for the traffic surge. . . what is the cause of it? Would you say it is primarily from the Rush plug? any other reason? I think my site got some supplemental bump from your traffic as well – is that wrong?

And does ALL the revenue from this site come from the ads on it?

ThackerAgency on September 19, 2007 at 11:31 PM

I need to look into the pros and cons of a cell-phone-only existence.

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:53 PM

I didn’t have a cell phone until 2003. Made the switch cold turkey. I’ve used it to call 911 several times when either seeing a car accident or driving by one on the highway, and I can imagine it coming in handy in other emergencies too. It works as my alarm clock, datebook, has the phone numbers of every single person I know, and I haven’t had a single call from a telemarketer in 4 years.

For a guy who works from home though, I might base my decision more on cost, but otherwise the benefits seem pretty obvious.

BadgerHawk on September 19, 2007 at 11:35 PM

And does ALL the revenue from this site come from the ads on it?


No they have secret backers so it is unclear who pays for the videos HA produces.

/sarcasm

F15Mech on September 19, 2007 at 11:51 PM

revenue could come from SALES of stuff that they link to from this site – I wouldn’t count that as ad revenue. Like all the revenue from my site is from SALES. . . zero from my site comes from ad revenue.

Sorry I didn’t make myself more clear.

ThackerAgency on September 20, 2007 at 12:02 AM

For example, MM COULD sell her books direct from this site. I wouldn’t consider that ‘ad revenue’. That’s what Spencer does with his site. Of course I don’t see anything but sponsor links, so it must be just ad revenue.

ThackerAgency on September 20, 2007 at 12:11 AM

ThackerAgency on September 20, 2007 at 12:02 AM

No need to apologize I was just having some fun with my sarcastic post.

I doubt HA will answer your question with details, Because the really don’t need to.

F15Mech on September 20, 2007 at 12:15 AM

agreed, sorry I’ve been so testy over the last couple days. I need to start thinking about ad revenue for my site so I don’t have to work as hard making sales.

This is a great site, and I think it’s helping my site. That’s one of the main reasons I’m here, but I feel guilty for it. . . like I’m stealing or somethin.

ThackerAgency on September 20, 2007 at 12:19 AM

re: ditching your land line

I wouldn’t recommend it. Just yesterday our cell phone service went down for a few hours in our ENTIRE COUNTY, long distance was non existent and local calling was off-and-on. Thankfully, email and internet was still functional, and the news regarding the outage that I found cited a “severed fiber optic cable” and warned that if anyone needed 911 service, to DRIVE TO the nearest PD/FD.

I implore you—don’t eliminate ANY communication options.

RushBaby on September 20, 2007 at 12:58 AM

MKH is cute, smart and funny, but my estimation of her dropped just a tiny bit in that segment. She needs to understand that males have a hard-wired, instinctual need to blow stuff up. Mentos and Coke is just foreplay.

Hollowpoint on September 20, 2007 at 1:14 AM

“blow’d up good, blow’d up real good”. I see your point Hollowpoint.

Also, it seems like the purpose of this segment is for Bill to have an attractive young woman tell him the filthy details of dirty dirty web sites. He then dutifully reminds his audience to avoid crossing into danger themselves.

dedalus on September 20, 2007 at 1:26 AM

Who had the brilliant idea to bring up the jon bonnet site? It had to have had nearly no followers until tonight. I wonder, if giving the whakkos free publicity does more harm than good.

On a side note, MKH is a very good looking young woman, please do not do screen shot that makes that wonderful smile look like Jack Nicholson as the Joker.

MalkinFan on September 20, 2007 at 2:22 AM

1. I saw the video and it wasn’t “soft porn” at all. In fact, there have been steamier love scenes on Battlestar Galactica.

2. AP, if you transfer your land line to your cell phone, you will continue to get telemarketers, even if your phone is on the do-not-call list. They will call with “surveys” (permitted) or they pretend to be a charitable entity (also permitted).

And, don’t be surprised if you are sent unsolicited (i.e., junk) faxes on what is nominally a “land line.” If you got them before on a voice line you shared with your fax machine, you’ll get them on your cell phone.

And guess what, YOU GET TO PAY FOR THE CALLS and the airtime!

So if you go wireless, use a cell phone company supplied phone number. The Telemarketers are prohibited from calling them under any circumstances. No charities, no surveys, either.

Oh, one more thing. I suggest you turn off the built in GPS unit by setting it to “emergency 911 activation only” mode. Not that it won’t prevent the gub’ment from remotely turning the on-board GPS unit back on if they want to find you. But, hey. What a little paranoia among friends.

3. On the subject of television, I spoke to my daughter today. Her comment was 500 channels, 500 channels of crap. Duplication of programming, high numbers of repeats, old, retreaded, rerun programs off of broadcast TV, “superstation” channels from other cities (as if I care what’s on Atlanta or Denver’s “superstation”), and so on is the staple of fare today. There are some exceptions, of course, but the gems are trampled into the mud of the pig-pen.

So, of course TV, even cable TV is dying. HDTV helped because the output is perfect for viewing on a computer screen, but the culprit is high speed Internet service, IMHO, that can distribute the content for the viewing convenience of the users, not the broadcast TV station or cable company. The movie and record industries are trying to fight it (and failing) with their “nuisance” suits. The TV broadcast networks already see the writing on the wall (down load their shows while the cable companies are giving you download on demand), print magazines and newspapers are suffering a collapse of circulation because people can find out truth without having the have the editor and publisher of the NY Times as a “gatekeeper”.

The “business” people running these industries (the so-called moguls), in their never ending quest to squeeze out every last dollar of profit from entertainment even if the quality of their product is crap (lowest common denominator, copy-cat crap for the most part), have pushed pure entertainment so far down the slippery slope of irrelevance, that their audience is leaving in droves — for the Internet.

Honestly, I was watching one show last night, and the commercial break was *4* minutes long. I put the channel I was watching in PIP, and surfed until I found another show. Four minutes later, I reluctantly switched back. Six minutes into the show, another commercial break and this time I didn’t bother with the PIP, I just switched away. When the show I surfed to went to a long commercial break, the TV went off and I got online instead.

Michelle, you, AP, and Bryan plus the men at Powerline, and macranger, LGF, and so on, are part of a new paradigm of communication, for both entertainment and information. “Web 2.0″ was only an approximation. “Web 3.0″ will blow our socks off when it finally arrives.

georgej on September 20, 2007 at 3:28 AM

Let’s face it, MKH is a charmer.

saved on September 20, 2007 at 5:41 AM

Your daughter’s right, georgej. All these channels and not a thing on! If it weren’t for a few shows I’d cancel the cable completely.

By the way,why would any intelligent woman wear a perfume called “Unforgivable Woman“?! Impossible to excuse, pardon, or justify is the definition. Who came up with one?
Or I wonder, is this about JLo? Still holding a grudge, Diddy?

kiakjones on September 20, 2007 at 6:41 AM

Unforgivable = Bored silly, apparently.

MKH is adorable. Her self-confidence seems to have gone up about a million percent since she started that show, and it really works for her.

Allahver Twist?

Hee.

Tanya on September 20, 2007 at 7:55 AM

You can call 911 with a cell phone. It’s just that Enhanced 911, the system that shows your address when you call, doesn’t work with a cell.

rivlax on September 20, 2007 at 8:59 AM

BOR just doesn’t get the “Internet”

I loved it when Homer Simpson asked, “The Internet? Is that thing still around?”

Well, it’s funny when he says it.

saint kansas on September 20, 2007 at 9:07 AM

“Stick to Mentos and Coke!”

She reminds me of my mother…
{sigh}
I’ll never be able to see MKH the same way as before.

Lawrence on September 20, 2007 at 9:36 AM

It’s not a question of cost at this point, it’s a question of whether I want to get rid of my landline and rely entirely on the iPhone. I can’t afford two lines when I barely use one as is. I need to look into the pros and cons of a cell-phone-only existence.

Allahpundit on September 19, 2007 at 10:53 PM

I live a cell phone only existence.

Though it’s a little worse for me, because my husband and I only have the one cell phone between the two of us.

There’s no real need to have a second one, since whenever we’re separate, we’re usually with someone who has a cell phone, but he’s weird about borrowing one, so we’ll probably get a second one.

I honestly see no need whatsoever for a landline.

So, that’s my anecdote.

Esthier on September 20, 2007 at 9:57 AM

“Unforgivable Woman” ?

I don’t get it. Why would any woman find that appealing? Is it a trashy black culture thing? What’s next? “Beaten Ho” ?

RE: landlines etc

I’m a luddite. No cell phone, just one landline…dialup internet. But I am in the middle of nowhere, so I don’t have much choice ;-)

Ochlan on September 20, 2007 at 9:58 AM

I am sure the father of the freemale in the PUFF DADDY Ad is either turning over in his grave or walking around with a coin changer on his belt and called PIMP DADDY.

The spot of blowing stuff up was great. It has been a male right of passage just as writing your name in fresh concrete.

The real thrill is creating a concussion (pressure wave) that is strong enough to almost knock you down from 100 yards.

In the military, (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME) me and my EOD friends would have lunch hour training sessions contesting who could blow up a vehicle (clean-no fuel or other ancillary devices) the highest with the least amount of (classified) various explosive materials. It was really an art based on physics and geometry (so kids to be good, stay in school and get a good eduction).

MSGTAS on September 20, 2007 at 10:02 AM

RushBaby on September 20, 2007 at 12:58 AM

That happened here too. You must live along the I-35 corridor between San Marcos and Austin…

samuelrylander on September 20, 2007 at 10:37 AM

I agree that MKH is growing into this role very nicely. Confident, comfortable and complete. I’m looking forward to the era of Malkin, Ingraham, Coulter and Ham. I really am.

Rugged Individual on September 20, 2007 at 1:49 PM

Allah I’m a radio producer and I manage a cell phone only life… if I can do it, you can do it. You just might have to deal with a longer bill than iJustine had.

keithrconrad on September 20, 2007 at 2:31 PM

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