Video: Britney’s biggest fan
posted at 7:38 pm on September 12, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Two million hits and counting. I can’t take any more people sending me this link. You win. You win. Mild content warning.
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is that a guy or girl?
lorien1973 on September 12, 2007 at 7:40 PM
A guy, I think. He’s sort of a YouTube “presence.”
Allahpundit on September 12, 2007 at 7:41 PM
Beat me to it. I couldn’t watch it for more than a few seconds. It was just too darn annoying to listen to all the way through.
Yakko77 on September 12, 2007 at 7:43 PM
This stupid thing? Ace just linked it. Blech. I guess you had to though.
Bad Candy on September 12, 2007 at 7:45 PM
This person should consider switchng to decaf. Plus the fruit flavored “medicine” should be prescribed.
bbz123 on September 12, 2007 at 7:46 PM
He made a splash a month or two ago with one of his Vlogs where he said gay men have it much, much, much, much harder than women.
Don’t ask me how I know that.
0.0
Mindcrime on September 12, 2007 at 7:46 PM
Wow. Emotional, isn’t it? I predict it commits suicide before it reaches 30.
cmdrsubfleet on September 12, 2007 at 7:49 PM
I can’t believe you gave in and posted this train wreck.
jdpaz on September 12, 2007 at 7:49 PM
This is such an act…
Bad Candy on September 12, 2007 at 7:50 PM
DRAMA QUEEN…
Oh…and it’s SATIRE, you know.
tickleddragon on September 12, 2007 at 7:50 PM
Is that the nice way of saying he’s a loser with too much time on his hands?
CurtZHP on September 12, 2007 at 7:50 PM
It was acting and humour.
“Anyone who has a problem with Brittney you deal with me because she’s not well.
“Boo hoo hoo.”
It was dumb, but marginally funny. Well, it didn’t quite reach the margin, but it was somewhere on the edge of the page.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 7:53 PM
This is a joke right? This has to be staged. I’m not buying it!
But I must say that the entertainment was priceless. I got a good chuckle from it.
Scorched_Earth on September 12, 2007 at 7:54 PM
That is the funnest thing, it, whateva.
What are you gonna do, cry on me?
Kini on September 12, 2007 at 7:54 PM
I bet he/she votes for SHrillay.
MsUnderestimated on September 12, 2007 at 7:55 PM
damn…that really is a guy. Well, I stand corrected then.
Do you know what it’s like to be gay, with no “gaydar”?
*sigh*
JetBoy on September 12, 2007 at 7:56 PM
yep.
silenced majority on September 12, 2007 at 7:57 PM
He is a male.
terryannonline on September 12, 2007 at 7:58 PM
HE?!?!
stonemeister on September 12, 2007 at 7:58 PM
If you go to his homepage, I think he’s a devout Christian.
Or not.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 8:00 PM
I saw this drivel on Fox & Friends.
Bad actor.
JammieWearingFool on September 12, 2007 at 8:04 PM
That has to be a joke, but judging by his home page I’m not sure.
Oh and Christoph, I’ll take the Or not for $100.
BadgerHawk on September 12, 2007 at 8:04 PM
Crystal meth is such a destructive thing. But add a Britney rant to the mix… comedy gold!
SailorDave on September 12, 2007 at 8:05 PM
I really had higher expectations from Hot Air.
Now where’s the humping robots?
Valiant on September 12, 2007 at 8:05 PM
So if this, heshe, got on a SouthWest flight….
Kini on September 12, 2007 at 8:05 PM
Hey Allah, how is this the only news piece you managed to find in the last 80 minutes?
BadgerHawk on September 12, 2007 at 8:06 PM
Look for the talking doll version at your neighborhood shopping mall (on store shelves just in time for Christmas).
CyberCipher on September 12, 2007 at 8:07 PM
Anybody who knows and cares about this person–IT’S TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!
radjah shelduck on September 12, 2007 at 8:07 PM
From the performer’s homepage:
Well. That was very edutational.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 8:09 PM
Hey, don’t yell at Allah, think about the millions of us who have nothing better to do but hit the refresh key.
I think I gonna cry…..
Kini on September 12, 2007 at 8:10 PM
Wow. Color me speechless on that one. Think I’ll purge the mental buffer with the famous Bullitt chase scene clip.
austinnelly on September 12, 2007 at 8:10 PM
39 seconds…that’s it.
Limerick on September 12, 2007 at 8:10 PM
Maybe he was eating dinner for New Christsakes and a bunch of people emailed him the link and asked him to post it.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 8:11 PM
Haha!
PRCalDude on September 12, 2007 at 8:11 PM
I was one of the people that sent him the video. I just thought it is funny. Sorry guys:)
terryannonline on September 12, 2007 at 8:12 PM
What in the trannylicious, PMS, 5 o’clock shadow h*ll?
baldilocks on September 12, 2007 at 8:14 PM
Auditioning for a part in a remake of The Crying Game?
Buy Danish on September 12, 2007 at 8:17 PM
Epic. Let’s hear it for ambiguous drama queen meltdowns.
Squid Vicious on September 12, 2007 at 8:20 PM
Ok…here ya go, guys
genso on September 12, 2007 at 8:21 PM
Sounded just like the last fella I evicted on Christmas Eve, along with his granny, pet turtle, and antique bong.
Limerick on September 12, 2007 at 8:21 PM
I’v seen this guy(or whatever he or she is or isn’t)
on You Tube before,I think its safe to say WTF.
With all the emotion in this guy,I bet he votes liberal.
canopfor on September 12, 2007 at 8:22 PM
Well, you people won’t be hearing from this guy for awhile. I did have a problem with Britney Spears, so, as he demanded, I dealt with him.
He’s in a bad place now.
jihadwatcher on September 12, 2007 at 8:24 PM
More dancing robots, please!
Zorro on September 12, 2007 at 8:26 PM
Allah,put up the video,were he goes on and on about
how tough it is to be gay,compared to a woman
and trust me,people will see this guy for who he is.
canopfor on September 12, 2007 at 8:27 PM
Hit you with his hanky
Wade on September 12, 2007 at 8:29 PM
Ai Carumba!
sonnyspats1 on September 12, 2007 at 8:31 PM
If I had raised such a nattering naybob like this waste of human skin, I would set him/her out on the ice just like Nanuk of the north.
Cry my a river!
I feel better now.
Sgt. Khe Sahn
1GooDDaDDy on September 12, 2007 at 8:32 PM
I totally concur. This was my first thought.
Troy Rasmussen on September 12, 2007 at 8:36 PM
Thank God it’s over. blechh.
jaime on September 12, 2007 at 8:40 PM
Thank G_d it’s over. Blechh.
jaime on September 12, 2007 at 8:41 PM
i would say it comes from a fatherless home and zero discipline. still, i laughed, out loud, then stopped watching after 30 secs and realized how pathetic it truly is.
palefaced on September 12, 2007 at 8:42 PM
You totally missed the punchline, palefaced.
My girlfriend was watching it while chatting and about half way through she texted me to say, “WTF????”
I made her watch to the end and she got it and laughed.
But the punch line is — admittedly — subtle.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 8:46 PM
What a disgusting thing to say about your child.
If your child was a murderer, a rapist, a traitor I could see it. But a gay drama queen?
I do not.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 8:47 PM
You’re all so vicious! I’ll hit you with my flower.
Kini on September 12, 2007 at 8:47 PM
How humiliating… for that guy/girl too, Allah.
MT on September 12, 2007 at 8:48 PM
sorry Cristoph, i couldnt make it all the way through. and im not going back to see “if” i get it. its sad. and call me a hater, i have no love for homosexuals. and i would never “make” my girlfriend watch such crap to the end. MORE RAMBO ! lets get manly.
palefaced on September 12, 2007 at 8:51 PM
VERY YES.
Savage on September 12, 2007 at 8:52 PM
Joke or not, I’m pretty sure he has a very, very wide stance.
Hollowpoint on September 12, 2007 at 8:53 PM
On a normal day I just get to read all the posts, and maybe make a few comments. Now that I have a day off I’m coming back every 15 minutes hoping Allah hath provided.
BadgerHawk on September 12, 2007 at 8:56 PM
First Kanye West, now this. Is there some sort of Biggest Crybaby in the World contest going on or something?
ZK on September 12, 2007 at 8:56 PM
I couldn’t bring myself to embed this video on my blog. A link was the best I could do. I didn’t wannna have to look at that screaming face everytime I opened up my homepage, BUT NOW, I have to see it over here! Thanks alot Allah! ;)
Joshua P. Allem on September 12, 2007 at 8:56 PM
Thank you so much, Herbert Marcuse, for your polymorphous perversity. This… individual… is the model citizen for your ghastly Utopia.
angryoldfatman on September 12, 2007 at 8:57 PM
Since I don’t care much about Spears, I can’t find the energy to care much about this either–not even enough to actually watch it.
Bob's Kid on September 12, 2007 at 9:01 PM
AP, please oh please for the love of all that is good and right resist the temptation next time. For every person sending this to you, there were ten of us not sending it, and for good reason.
And I want names, names, of those who suggested this to AP. Y’all are not right.
TexasDan on September 12, 2007 at 9:04 PM
Your words aside, I doubt you would actually do that. If you did, you would deserve the wrath of God.
However, my main problem now is I’m beginning to wonder about you. Are you aroused by gay thoughts and experiences?
It’s looking like a 50/50 proposition that you are.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 9:06 PM
That was pathetic.
woodman on September 12, 2007 at 9:07 PM
What a mess.
Stankleberry on September 12, 2007 at 9:08 PM
Now you all know how I act when you call me a leftie twit!!
Bradky on September 12, 2007 at 9:09 PM
If it isn’t facetious, it is a glaring example of what happens when liberals breed.
DrMagnolias on September 12, 2007 at 9:16 PM
My 16yo daughter says it’s a mangina.
mauioriginal on September 12, 2007 at 9:16 PM
Hey, overly emotional, sexually confused, camera boy:
Cry me a river!
Weebork on September 12, 2007 at 9:18 PM
I gotta go finish engraving a gun now…
serenity on September 12, 2007 at 9:23 PM
I will not submit.
Sgt. Khe Sahn
1GooDDaDDy on September 12, 2007 at 9:25 PM
“. . . leave her alone because she’s not well right now!”
[mouth-wide-open-laughing]
Wait a minute It, who’s not well right now? Howboutcha’ check yourself in for awhile!
The Ritz on September 12, 2007 at 9:27 PM
And that is not my child (thank the heavens). My 7 and 10 yr olds have a much better outlook on life than that poor deranged moron.
Sgt. Khe Sahn
1GooDDaDDy on September 12, 2007 at 9:29 PM
doubt i would do what Cristoph ? i made no mention of doing anything. at all. i said “i have no love for homosexuals.” ala:Sodom and Gommorah. now THAT is wrath of God. check yo self. and your going to psychoanylize me over what?
palefaced on September 12, 2007 at 9:30 PM
Out of curiosity, and I know this is a really weighty post, but is Hot Air going to cover this heroine and the horrible crime that was done to her and contrast the criminals in this case with the innocent Duke Lacrosse players and also contrast the false accuser in that case with this brave and innocent woman?
Because I REALLY think it should.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 9:30 PM
you MEANIES!
You know its really sad to see a life wasted
CrazyFool on September 12, 2007 at 9:30 PM
Come on, tell me I was first? You know I was! Fox & Friends started showing tiny clips the other morning when it was virtually unseen… it was well over a million by that night.
Indeed, I looked in to it a bit and he’s sort of like Ron Burgundy – “I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.”
Seriously though, he’s insane. I thought he was a broad at first too (as did Brian Kilmeade) but nope, it’s a very very disturbed guy.
“How distrubed is he, Rightwinged?”, you ask? This disturbed… This is someone’s video reply to him, and it contains a lot of past footage from this Chris Crocker (the nutjob in the video)’s past “work”… Including a bit that shows a massive, obsessive Britney shrine in his house.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtK2sYCJl4
Exit Question: Am I the only one who just wants to put the lotion in the basket and give his dog Precious back so he’ll STFU?
RightWinged on September 12, 2007 at 9:30 PM
No.
Misha I on September 12, 2007 at 9:31 PM
It was a joke, palefaced.
Although homophobes ARE more likely to be sexually aroused by homosexuality than are heterosexual men who have no problem with gays.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 9:31 PM
oh boy. this comes to mind…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a-Ly54AvTGI
thebrokenchair on September 12, 2007 at 9:31 PM
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 9:06 PM
oh, and for the record, we all deserve the wrath of God. its called the Judgment Seat of Christ and The Lake of Fire. it why He sent Christ to die for us so we wouldnt receive His Wrath pending we accept Christ as Lord and Savior.
palefaced on September 12, 2007 at 9:33 PM
Amen. Although I still wouldn’t tempt him by putting my son on a raft.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 9:37 PM
LOL! Well said!
speed911 on September 12, 2007 at 9:38 PM
That’s a friggen dude, dude!!!! Look at the 5 O’clock shadow.
csdeven on September 12, 2007 at 9:39 PM
I can’t believe you gave in and posted this train wreck.
jdpaz
Hey Allah, how is this the only news piece you managed to find in the last 80 minutes?
BadgerHawk
Allah just DOES and DOES and DOES for you people!! Can’t you leave him alone? He’s exhausted, I tell you! Let’s see YOU try to find items to post EACH AND EVERY DAY!
You brutes! You brutes! You brutes! You brutes!
*pout* *sob* *pivot* *vamp*
I just couldn’t resist it.
NoSquids on September 12, 2007 at 9:41 PM
OT
Anyone want to see a photo of a DC 10 dropping retardant on a forest fire?
speed911 on September 12, 2007 at 9:41 PM
and i thought my satire sucked!
JazzBass on September 12, 2007 at 9:41 PM
Don’t worry, it still does.
Christoph on September 12, 2007 at 9:47 PM
Hey, it’s the latest incarnation of Michael Jackson!
Exit Question: Can he get any whiter?
CliffHanger on September 12, 2007 at 9:48 PM
Its parents sure must be proud.
MrC_5150 on September 12, 2007 at 9:52 PM
I, for one, would like to welcome our new homosexual overlords. And I would like to remind them, that as a heterosexual, I can be useful in rounding up other heterosexuals.
jihadwatcher on September 12, 2007 at 9:52 PM
At first I thought it was a video from the RNC headquarters last November…
Bradky on September 12, 2007 at 9:53 PM
Yikes! I kept flinching at every outburst, expecting to get spit on!
I thought he was a she… ack! Brittany’s not the only one who’s not well
4shoes on September 12, 2007 at 9:55 PM
Too funny. Kids, I love em.
I thought it was a chick, clicked the link to ABC’s interview…NO WAY, it’s a dude?
kahall on September 12, 2007 at 9:59 PM
A Psychiatrist could make a career out of that
dudechickfreak.Guardian on September 12, 2007 at 10:02 PM
Yes, on a normal day. I’m wondering if AP ever has a normal day.
Kini on September 12, 2007 at 10:17 PM
This made me laugh.
So did this.
baldilocks on September 12, 2007 at 10:29 PM
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