Video: Train wreck at the Video Music Awards

posted at 7:57 am on September 10, 2007 by Allahpundit

Petraeus fee-vah is breaking across the land so let’s shoot some crap out the airlock before the day gets going. The reviews this morning are withering, due partly to expectations of more energy for a comeback performance, partly to entertainment journalists having to pulp their fawning, pre-written “she’s back, bitch!” bouquets, and partly because between the botched lip-syncing, sluggish non-choreography, and a little extra junk in the trunk, it … wasn’t good. Not terribly, terribly bad either, but let’s just say it’s hard to conclude after watching that the rehab took. That old separated-at-birth item of mine was more apt than I knew.

At $750,000 a month, she’ll be okay. Click the image to watch.

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Update: “Britney Spears aimed to bring the house down when she opened the MTV Video Music Awards, but instead she just looked like a house.”

Update: Let the excuse-making begin.

Update: Heart-ache.

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That’s just piggy.

bloggless on September 10, 2007 at 8:01 AM

Not terribly, terribly bad either,

Huh? Did I miss something?

Wade on September 10, 2007 at 8:04 AM

Put a fork in her!

Bob on September 10, 2007 at 8:04 AM

Disappointing.

Still hit it, though.

MadisonConservative on September 10, 2007 at 8:05 AM

Sad.Very sad. Even the lip-synch sucks. Hey Britney. How’s it feel to reach your peak at the ripe old age of 25?

Guardian on September 10, 2007 at 8:08 AM

Good lord! Any society that actually pays to watch that crap is in deep trouble.

rplat on September 10, 2007 at 8:08 AM

She shouldn’t complain, she lasted a lot longer than most teen stars. If she can just not watch the rest of her life go by through the bottom of a glass.

Who would have thought Kevin Federline would turn out to be the “responsiblle” one.

doufree on September 10, 2007 at 8:09 AM

I kind of feel bad for her. She clearly didn’t want to be there and was putting in a real half – bum performance. She certainly doesn’t have the bod to pull off such a revealing outfit. Still not what I would call fat.

Then again, I don’t think MTV should be too shocked by her crappy performance considering all of her shenanigans of late. She should go back to Louisiana and open up a restaurant or something. She won’t ever be the star she once was again.

mjk on September 10, 2007 at 8:21 AM

At $750,000 a month, she’ll be okay.

Well, as “Behind the Music” has taught us, foolish celebrities and their money are easily separated.

Mike Honcho on September 10, 2007 at 8:27 AM

You can shake your booty only so long, but finally you have to have talent. You know, like you can actually sing, not just lip sync. Poor Brit – she bamboozled the world for a long time, but in the end she just ain’t got it.

Ellen on September 10, 2007 at 8:30 AM

Less is More.

BKennedy on September 10, 2007 at 8:32 AM

I can’t wait until Mad TV gets their hands on this.

Mindcrime on September 10, 2007 at 8:39 AM

You can shake your booty only so long, but finally you have to have talent. You know, like you can actually sing, not just lip sync.

Yep. Like Tina Turner. She was hot well into her 50′s.

BacaDog on September 10, 2007 at 8:41 AM

Allah, you have to put Kayne’s temper tantrum as an update. MTV hates black people, too!

Britney needs oceans of therapy.

Stormy70 on September 10, 2007 at 8:41 AM

And now Brittney, maybe you’ll understand why people told you “Enjoy it while it lasts.” It is SO over.

My collie says:

NEXT!

CyberCipher on September 10, 2007 at 8:45 AM

For a woman that’s had two kids, I don’t think Britney looked that bad.

Mike Honcho on September 10, 2007 at 8:45 AM

As a woman of strong Christian faith, sneering at Britney is uncharitable.

Pop princess Britney Spears, for example, has littered the tabloids throughout this year – mostly in a negative way. She has had to deal with a second divorce, constant media slander, and even checked into a clinic to try to get her bearings straight.

But in the beginning, Spears entered the music scene as a relatively devout Christian. She was raised as a Southern Baptist in her home state of Mississippi, part of the Bible Belt, and began her fame with that as a foundation.

Some say through all the controversy that has happened, much of that background is still a part of her. Hollywood.tv reported her with the word “PUSH” tattooed onto her hand some weeks ago. The acronym, some believe, stands for “Pray Until Something Happens” and is normally printed on necklaces and bands sold at Christian shops.

Spears also wrote a note on her official website in mid-May thanking all her fans for all their prayers.

“I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time,” said the 25-year-old songstress. “We are all the lights of the world and we all need to continually inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed.”

While her words were encouraging to observers who hope to see Spears rebound from her fall from grace, the note was written on top of a picture of her posing topless with her arms folded across her chest.

Also discouraging was her most recent message to fans in which she closed by saying: “We will never really understand or figure out life completely. That’s God’s job. I can’t wait to meet him … or her. Love, Britney.”

JiangxiDad on September 10, 2007 at 8:47 AM

Y’know who I feel most sorry for? Every one of those dancers on stage with her who did work for years to get to this stage (glorified stripper show that it was notwithstanding) only to be forever linked with this sorry piece of music history.

Captain Scarlet on September 10, 2007 at 8:48 AM

As a woman of strong Christian faith, sneering at Britney is uncharitable.

No, sneering at the sincerity of her faith if you have evidence that she’s sincere is uncharitable.

Allahpundit on September 10, 2007 at 8:53 AM

I thought Madonna had yanked Brit into all that Kabbalah hoodoo?

Mindcrime on September 10, 2007 at 8:56 AM

Allahpundit on September 10, 2007 at 8:53 AM

From the other thread:

I’m not trolling the site. I just don’t think it’s necessary to sneer at the woman’s faith. You have no reason to believe she’s not sincere.

Allahpundit on September 9, 2007 at 11:25 PM

JiangxiDad on September 10, 2007 at 9:00 AM

Fortunately, I “scrubbed” through a majority of that clip. Therefore, I only demand 18 seconds back of my life.

I feel sorry for her children most.

rightside on September 10, 2007 at 9:04 AM

Hahaha! Everyone loves a train wreck. This is why you’re my favorite AP, because you’ll post this kind of stuff too.

As a woman of strong Christian faith, sneering at Britney is uncharitable.

Are you joking? The woman is an attention whore who has no one to blame but herself.

SouthernDem on September 10, 2007 at 9:08 AM

I’ve never thought she was particularly talented or attractive, but she looks like a house? Because she’s a size four, instead of a size zero?

You know what that sound was? Ten thousand teenaged girls clicking onto the nearest pro-ana site.

Tanya on September 10, 2007 at 9:13 AM

For a woman that’s had two kids, I don’t think Britney looked that bad.

Mike Honcho on September 10, 2007 at 8:45 AM

Cocaine. After Crystal Meth, it’s the best weight loss drug there is.

I knew Brit would massively suck like the gaping maw she has become. She’s been totally fried for too long not to.

What I really want to see is the footage of the Tommy Lee vs Kid Rock slap fight mentioned on the news… anyone see any footage of that anywhere?

SilverStar830 on September 10, 2007 at 9:33 AM

Slutney Spears has long been the Poster Girl for Useless People. I wish she’d buy herself an island in the South Pacific like Marlon Brando and Raymond Burr did and just go the hell away.

Frank Nitti on September 10, 2007 at 9:44 AM

Anyone who says she looked “fat” is on crack. Granted it was a crappy performance, but still, fat she was not.

“Thick” maybe…

Verbal Abuse on September 10, 2007 at 9:44 AM

She’s definitely not fat and is still quite attractive in my opinion. But that outfit was an unfortunate and unflattering choice because it begged for comparisons to how she used to look when she was a nubile young 18-yr-old and not a dried up old 25-yr-old mother of two.

As for her demeanor, I’d say the rehab probably didn’t take. She looked hung over or strung out or both. She just looked tired, off-balance, unhappy, and drained of energy. So sad, really. It’s not fun to make fun of her anymore because she crossed some undefinable line for me. She’s an object of pity now. Plus, I feel sorry for the kids. She needs to hire a good financial manager for the money she has left from her successful years, then just retire on the proceeds and get well.

aero on September 10, 2007 at 9:54 AM

SilverStar830 on September 10, 2007 at 9:33 AM

This is all they’ve got I believe.

SouthernDem on September 10, 2007 at 9:54 AM

Allegorical figure for the music industry.

Chubby bleach-blond in her underwear doing goofy dancing.

No wonder all the radio stations are still playing 60′s Rock.

Hening on September 10, 2007 at 9:56 AM

Never was a fan of her “music” or her choreographed dance moves. She’s attractive enough but it takes more than looks to get me to buy a record. When it comes to musical talent, natural and spontaneous dancing (if any) and amazing looks, I highly recommend rock/metal bands like Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation (whom I’m seeing in St. Paul in a week!), Leaves Eyes, Nightwish, Flyleaf, Lullacry and several others. Most of the bands I mentioned are from across the Pond (Europe) but they all sing in english, they all rock aand they all have great looks that puts dear Britney to shame IMO.

Yakko77 on September 10, 2007 at 10:00 AM

I thought she looked completely out of it – she had a hard time keeping her footing. Drunk/stoned, maybe?

She did not look fat. At all. But she did look trussed up, non-confident, and like she was trying too damn hard. She could barely move her body and slouched around a lot. That made her look schlumpy, which everyone seems to translate as “fat”. But she ain’t fat.

Still…what a disaster. I cringe every time I see her. I saw this latest on Rachellucas.com and cannot imagine why she has NO ONE in her life to help her! It’s reminiscent of a recurring nightmare where you forget to get dressed and find yourself naked (or in Britney’s case, half-naked) in public. Why does no one stop her? “Britney, you forgot to put on your pants – your ass is hanging out. There’s going to be 100 paparazzi ready to snap a shot of your butt. For God’s sake, go get dressed. All the way dressed.”

Redhead Infidel on September 10, 2007 at 10:07 AM

Sad.

She’s like the C-level chick you pick up at a club after you’ve went for the A-chick and struck out, watched the B-chick walk out the door because you were busy talking with an A-chick, and now there’s Brittney because you’re drunk and still in the mood.

Seriously. That’s what she is. C-level all the way.

Christoph on September 10, 2007 at 10:09 AM

I thought she looked good…but I like women who are fat in all the right places. Her act sucked though.

GREENTURTLE on September 10, 2007 at 10:19 AM

Odd performance. Looks totally uncomfortable.

frreal on September 10, 2007 at 10:23 AM

She was singing the theme song of the self-absorbed: Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie

Mallard T. Drake on September 10, 2007 at 10:23 AM

The train wreck continues.

CP on September 10, 2007 at 10:24 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

She looked lobotomized.

Theworldisnotenough on September 10, 2007 at 10:25 AM

Like totally. . . . . terrible.

What ever happened to REAL talent and REAL music ? ? ?

Texyank on September 10, 2007 at 10:31 AM

Osama has a point.

Niko on September 10, 2007 at 10:31 AM

I am more concerned that all the flap is about her weight and not the outfit/skit itself. Anyone notice the “TV14″ rating at the beginning…do you want your 14 year-old emulating that? Besides that, if she is considered fat and “schlumpy” as some have said it is no wonder the teen suicide rate is so high!

JNC1991 on September 10, 2007 at 10:42 AM

I just can’t look at her anymore without a full on PTS flashback on that ratty hooha….bleeagh. (not that I looked)

ronsfi on September 10, 2007 at 10:42 AM

I’ve checked with the American Society of Astronomers. Last year, based on much evidence, they concluded Pluto should no longer be considered a planet. This year, based on this evidence, they have concluded Brittany Spears should no longer be considered a star.

radjah shelduck on September 10, 2007 at 10:44 AM

Just can’t erase the images of Britney on her rampage girls night out photo spread. Ugh!

sonnyspats1 on September 10, 2007 at 10:57 AM

Allahpundit on September 10, 2007 at 8:53 AM

The ironic thing Allah..with your being an athiest..you probably hit the mark right on about the sincerity of her faith. THis is the kind of thing that makes me want to reach for the duct tape to put around my head to keep it from exploding..lol…is the misconception that just because someone says they are a Christian..does not make it so. Being Christian is having a personal relationship with Christ and handing your life over to Christ. Just this morning, I was listening to the news about the Neo Nazi gang busted in Israel..their crime was beating up people because of their heritage or Jewishness. The news host asked the reporter if the gang anctually consists of Jews out of bewilderement because of the contradiction in such a thing possibly existing…and his reply was..it was actually seven Christians and one Jew that consisted of the group. Do wha…who says they are Christians??? THe actual thugs do??? DOes this make them Christians??? Is there a decease going around that is effecting the brain cells of reporters and the media???? There is no way possible that a person going around threatening..much less beating up persons because of their heritage, Jewishness or for any reason..can be one and the same..they could not be a true Christian….it goes against all their being. Is this too part of the attack of Christianity..by putting the thought into the masses.. that Christians go around beating up people??? There should be a distinction between being a “gentile” and a Christian..Just as there is a distinction between Orthodox Jew and Reformed Jew..you have Muslims and you have Islamists..but it appears that when it comes to being Christian or a thug who is claiming to be Christian..it is being intentionally blurred when it comes to the media and to those people who don’t want or chose to see it.

hotvol on September 10, 2007 at 10:57 AM

JNC1991 on September 10, 2007 at 10:42 AM

Ya, that’s a good point about the weight issue. These media types will crow about how flabby she is, then next week do a show about how Hollywood images are hurting young girls.

I watched part of it, how can you tell if that kind of music is crappy? Were those stripper poles on the tables in the audience? Class acts those “artists” are.

reaganaut on September 10, 2007 at 10:59 AM

I’d like to add a closing thought on my above post..as a Christian..I truly pray that she is one..and that like a sheep, she has lost her way and that one day soon, she will open her eyes and embrace what God meant for her life and soon, before she does more harm to her life and her children’s lives. Sometimes people have to hit bottom, before they find they need God in their life again and pull themselves back to HIM..and I pray this is the case with her.

hotvol on September 10, 2007 at 11:04 AM

Fat? This is what people call fat? Good grief! Britney is a horrible role model, should not be wearing clothes like that and her performance and music were awful, but fat??? Puh-leeeeze!!!!!! I could only hope to look that good after bearing children.

Anyway, I doubt she’s a christian. She may have been raised in a certain christian denomination, but so what? So are thousands and thousands of other people who’s lifestyles betray the fact that they do NOT know Christ. For her sake and the sake of her children, I pray she truly abandons herself to Him. He is her only hope.

Nolamom67 on September 10, 2007 at 11:19 AM

I’m surprised she didn’t resort to having sex on stage with all those blankheads. She just kept saying in that infantile voice: Gimme, gimme gimme.
How any real man would find this white trash ho bag slut sack attractive is beyond my comprehension.

Christine on September 10, 2007 at 11:21 AM

Osama has a point.

Niko on September 10, 2007 at 10:31 AM

Funny.

I’ve never felt so old as when I was “watching” MTV last night. I kept changing the channel because I simply didn’t know who a good three quarters of the people were. Britney was just cringe inducing (although she’s definitely not “fat” by my definition – just not the weight she once was). And from what I understand all of the acts were trying to be edgy and different when all they were doing was reinventing the rock ‘n roll wheel. Plus none of them seemed rebellious. They just seemed boring and I’m tired of all of them.

Who knew I would wax nostalgic for the time of Poison and Milli Vanilli? Go figure.

mjk on September 10, 2007 at 11:22 AM

I thought Britney looked great with a little meat on her bones — skin-and-bones stick figurines do nothing for me. But yes, I agree that the “skimpy bra and panties” look is more Victoria’s Secret than Bust. And right now, Brit is a definitely a Bust girl.

MikeOK on September 10, 2007 at 11:31 AM

Lousy song, but she’s got it beat over Whitney “Skeletor” Houston and the undernourished set.

I just want more” seems to include fried foods and Twinkies, but, if she would find a good man, she’ll come out on top in the end.

(Same problem Whitney had… dogs for guys.)

I wish her luck, and not “Lucky“.

profitsbeard on September 10, 2007 at 11:41 AM

The person who really deserves the opprobrium here is the backstage director who said to her just before she went on “Okay, Brit, this isn’t for air – it’s just a choreography walkthrough to make sure we’ve got the blocking right. Don’t hurt yourself…”

eeyore on September 10, 2007 at 11:42 AM

Being Christian is having a personal relationship with Christ and handing your life over to Christ.

And sometimes a lot of people who really yearn for and need to have that relationship struggle to get it, taking a lot of steps backward for every step forward, especially if they are wrestling with more craven impulses like illicit sex, drug-taking and general immorality, the kind of stuff that is championed by, say, MTV.

So I think it’s a bit too easy to dismiss someone as insincere in their faith when the truth might actually be more complicated, like maybe they’re struggling with their faith rather than being insincere.

It seems to me that Britney’s struggling, and I’ll definitely throw her a prayer or two that she finds the strength to find her devotion.

Kensington on September 10, 2007 at 12:02 PM

it’s just a choreography walkthrough to make sure we’ve got the blocking right.

Nailed it, eeyore. That’s exactly what it looked like.

photom on September 10, 2007 at 12:03 PM

How any real man would find this white trash ho bag slut sack attractive is beyond my comprehension.

It’s all about the golden triangle.

Christoph on September 10, 2007 at 12:32 PM

Give you more, Britney? Barf. I’m not going to give you anything except some advice. Put on some clothes and check back into rehab.

flutejpl on September 10, 2007 at 12:52 PM

What is upsetting is with the ocean of great talent that never gets air time, this is what is foisted on us as star quality. Britney? Kanye? 50 Cent? WhoTF cares. Why not prop a box of fruity coco puffs in front of the mic. They’re just as “Popular” with even more depth and intellect.

ronsfi on September 10, 2007 at 1:14 PM

She looked like hell – way too fat for her own good.

The song is fabulous though, they are already playing remixes of it up here. I heard it in a club a few weeks back and the crowd loved it – great dance tune, but then again this is Manahttan….

AprilOrit on September 10, 2007 at 1:37 PM

I’m all for trashing her crappy performance but to say she’s fat?

You know what that sound was? Ten thousand teenaged girls clicking onto the nearest pro-ana site.

Tanya on September 10, 2007 at 9:13 AM

Exactly.

Esthier on September 10, 2007 at 1:58 PM

She’s not fat…unless you prefer bunking with a duffel bag full of baseball bats.

James on September 10, 2007 at 2:03 PM

Please someone take away Britney’s sandwichs.

Maxx on September 10, 2007 at 2:11 PM

I agree Kensington…as noted in my follow up post right behind the first…I pray she’s just lost her way for awhile and will find her way back after fighting whatever she’s fighting right now. The sad thing..as conservatives, which is what this site is really all about..I know as a Christian..and I hope as conservatives..we can hope and pray that she finds her peace with God instead of calling her all these adolescent like names..I can go to DailyKos to read that kind of foolishness. I’m not defending her..I know she brings on alot of her troubles on herself..but that doesn’t mean we can or should find joy in that. There was a day when I use to worry about the Madonnas and the Spears influencing our young girls..but I don’t know..I think they are so revealing of their unhappiness..that even our young folk are seeing through this facade.

hotvol on September 10, 2007 at 2:33 PM

This bad performance was staged to be a bad performance. No one is interested in a stable Brittney. I believe the plan all along was for it to be a train wreck.

bmac on September 10, 2007 at 2:57 PM

OK, I made it through the first minute and gave up.

When I watch a singing performance, I expect to see someone singing. Not just moving their lips like the “macho” boy required to take junior high choir. I couldn’t care less if they can “dance” as long as they can sing!

When did “music performances” turn into dance/drama performaces based on music? Thank you MTV!

taznar on September 10, 2007 at 3:01 PM

Its too late Brit.. you let the trailer trash gig go on wayyyy too long.. Next

Viper1 on September 10, 2007 at 3:32 PM

It was like watching a bloated drag queen do a cover of a Britney Spears song.

Lehosh on September 10, 2007 at 3:33 PM

Wow,

I’d rather jog home from my own vasectomy than suffer through that self deprecating crock of douche. MTV takes the cake for fashioning itself into such a massive rotting blow-hole of sucktitude. It takes some impressive cesspool shoveling skills to resurrect this Titan of bimboland. “…she’s back, b*tch!” Yeah – just like Star Wars was ‘back’ with Episode One. At least ILM bothered to match the lines up with the mouths of the Gungan asylum rejects. If I caught my teen purchasing this maggot laden guano they call ‘music,’ I think I’d ground them from sound.

MTV should be ashamed.

whatthecrap on September 10, 2007 at 3:48 PM

whatthecrap on September 10, 2007 at 3:48 PM

Man, you can write. You sound like Dennis Miller.

JiangxiDad on September 10, 2007 at 4:01 PM

I haven’t watched the VMAs in years, and if any of you have kids, they shouldn’t be either… Britney’s “song” is a sold as a “stripper anthem”, and that was clear from the pathetic performance. These awards have become nothing but a way to show your kids how to be degenerates and teach them it’s “cool to be gay” over the past few years.

At any rate, the Sarah Silverman line that supposedly pushed Britney over the edge is contained in the following (which is actually pretty funny):
http://in.news.yahoo.com/070910/139/6kjmg.html

Washington, Sept 10 (ANI): Months after slamming Paris Hilton, Sarah Silverman made fun of troubled pop star Britney Spears during her monologue at the MTV Video Music Awards.

After Spears performance at the awards event, Silverman mocked at the singer’s early success.

“Was that incredible? She is amazing. I mean, she is 25 years old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life,” TMZ quoted Silverman, as saying.

“It’s weird to think that just a few years ago on this very show, she was this, like, sweet innocent little girl in slutty clothes writhing around with a python. That’s not nice…calling Madonna a python,” she added.

Silverman also called Spears’ kids the ‘most adorable mistakes’ one can commit.

“Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of,” she said. (ANI)

RightWinged on September 10, 2007 at 4:17 PM

Oh, and here we go AGAIN with that b**ch Kanye West:

Speaking of crybabies, Kanye West says he’s had it with MTV after he got snubbed again at the VMAs, throwing a tantrum backstage after losing all five categories for which he was nominated.

“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” said West, who was described by the AP as “stomping around his entourage.” “I’m trying hard man, I have the … number one record, man.” It’s not the first time West has whined about an awards-show shutout — last year, he crashed the stage at the MTV Europe Awards to complain.

RightWinged on September 10, 2007 at 4:17 PM

Britney is not fat. In my opinion, she’s finally melting down after years of supporting of her family and how natural is it for a parent to use their child for money, status, etc.? It’s not! Guessing that she lacks a true support system as well. Very sad.

Nothing nice to say about Kanye West. He’s a stupid human being. Idiot!

yggdrasil on September 10, 2007 at 5:10 PM

I find it funny the people who want to criticize Spears as being “fat” or with a “paunch.” Admittedly, she’s not as tight down there as she used to be, but she’s still in pretty good shape after two kids.

I want to see how flat the stomachs are of all the people on TMZ who are calling her paunchy.

I certainly think Spears has done an awful job with herself and her children the last few months. But the schadenfraude over this woman is absolutely incredible.

asc85 on September 10, 2007 at 5:42 PM

When your act is based on a striptease and the audio engineer mixes your voice with echo and reverb so that it sounds like you can sing…

What do you expect?

She never had any talent but taking her clothes off to begin with.

Now that her 18 year old rock solid bimbo looks are starting to fade, so is her so called career.

She is done, unless you call a flabby butt strutting across the stage in a haze talent.

She looks like a bloated alcoholic compared to her previous strip shows.

BTW
Sarah Silverman is another piece of work. She is the most disgusting foul mouthed Bxxx I ever had the displeasure to hear or watch.

ScottyDog on September 10, 2007 at 5:47 PM

I’m all for trashing her crappy performance but to say she’s fat?

You are right she is considered fat in the industry in NY and LA but not in Middle America where fat rules….

In Manhattan if you are fat you really can’t leave the house, people look at you in disgust. But when you travel to Maryland, VA and Florida it’s a non issue. You can’t even get a decent job up here if you are over weight.

I think the real problem is that we have taught our daughters to accept their bodies way too much. My mother thinks is ridiculous the way some of these girls in their late teens and early 20s are huge. Like she says, when she was that age had she been fat like that – no one would have spoken to her. Way too much acceptance of one’s flaws.

I blame Oprah for starting it all.

AprilOrit on September 10, 2007 at 5:52 PM

I want to see how flat the stomachs are of all the people on TMZ who are calling her paunchy.

You won’t becuase most of those people commenting live across the country and eat fast food daily, or cassoroles, or crap out of a box, like hamburger helper and mac and cheese…LOL. It’s good but oh so bad.

AprilOrit on September 10, 2007 at 5:55 PM

Looks: Moo. The only folks sticking up for her are chubby chasers or even fatter than she is.

Singing: Did she hire Miss Teen NC as her lyp synch coach?

Dance: I did that same “step-sideways-to-keep-from-falling-over” dance after keg stands at spring break.

Alden Pyle on September 10, 2007 at 6:10 PM

Anyone see the last televised Elvis concert in 1977? (or am I showing my age?) The one where he was completely bloated from drugs and over eating, couldn’t remember any of the words to his songs, and just stood in the middle of the stage, occasionally bending a knee? Well, that used to be the most pathetic performance ever aired on televison, but not anymore. Thank-you Britney for rinsing that stain off the King’s record by pacing back and forth in your boyshorts and bra — completely cluless as to where you are and what you are doing.

srhoades on September 10, 2007 at 6:21 PM

Sorry, I think she looks great. The skinny-chick thing is a bit disgusting. She’s had two kids and I thought she looked fantastic.

robblefarian on September 10, 2007 at 6:30 PM

Whoever is handling her is doing a terrible job. The song the costume, the choreography, might work for and 18 year old Britney type even with minimal talent. If she had the song, costume and choreography for a 25 year old mother of 2 with minimal talent she could have a good – probably not great – future.

imshocked on September 10, 2007 at 7:24 PM

Pathetic…and sad. The look on the face of the crowd said it all..I thought for a second or two I had grown old..thank God, I’m ok..

Legions on September 10, 2007 at 7:27 PM

She didn’t look that bad,and my buddies at work think she is judt one failed album away from switching to the XXX industry…(hope not…. for her kids sake)

mrfixit on September 10, 2007 at 8:13 PM

Sorry, I think she looks great. The skinny-chick thing is a bit disgusting. She’s had two kids and I thought she looked fantastic.

robblefarian on September 10, 2007 at 6:30 PM

You could cut her in half and she STILL wouldn’t be skinny.

They had to hold this event at Las Vegas cuz if it was closer to the coast Greenpeace would have tried to throw her in the ocean.

When she fell in that dancer’s arms he screamed out one at a time please.

Satelites orbit her.

She has her own zip code.

Each butt cheek has it’s own climate.

She went to the Lotus dealership and asked to see something that could go from 0 to 200 in less than 30 seconds and they handed her a scale!

Alden Pyle on September 10, 2007 at 8:30 PM