Tucker Carlson: Hit on me in a men’s room and I’ll smash your head against the stall
posted at 9:42 pm on August 30, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Tucker is so macho, not.
JayHaw Phrenzie on August 30, 2007 at 9:43 PM
Man I love Tucker’s sense of humor. Quoting Craig’s speech. Awesome. I agree with him on every one of the significant points: 1- It’s not cool to be trying to get inside people’s bedrooms. and 2 – Public restrooms should not be places for propositions.
Spirit of 1776 on August 30, 2007 at 9:49 PM
Too many Bengay jokes.
Kini on August 30, 2007 at 9:53 PM
i feel ugly because I’ve never been hit on in a men’s room now. Am I not sexy enough, or something?
lorien1973 on August 30, 2007 at 10:01 PM
Didn’t the Clinton’s look happy when they were dancing?
Pam on August 30, 2007 at 10:02 PM
Not something to lose sleep over.
PBoilermaker on August 30, 2007 at 10:02 PM
I actually have been hit on, but the guy never saw me. Just tossed a note over the door.
I left but did not, in fact, beat his head against the stall.
Allahpundit on August 30, 2007 at 10:03 PM
Just in the wrong men’s room.
Spirit of 1776 on August 30, 2007 at 10:04 PM
er, or maybe you are in the right one.
Spirit of 1776 on August 30, 2007 at 10:04 PM
Heh, that’s like having to attend Sexual Harassment training.
So what am I doing wrong?
Kini on August 30, 2007 at 10:06 PM
Related!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQyYK-_6bd8
so, what you are saying, is that a guy in a bowtie is a tougher guy than you. Interesting admission ;)
lorien1973 on August 30, 2007 at 10:06 PM
Yeah, Tucker is tougher than Allah or me.
Ouch.
see-dubya on August 30, 2007 at 10:08 PM
All those time I said “I love you man”, after getting a beer.
I had no idea
Kini on August 30, 2007 at 10:11 PM
Come to think about it, someone once asked me “sword fight?” when I was entering the mens room.
Kini on August 30, 2007 at 10:16 PM
Most men would,but I’m confused(HE HE),is he talking about
the one above his shoulders.HA HA.
canopfor on August 30, 2007 at 10:22 PM
Anyone else concerned about the national security implications of a Senator engaging in reckless and potentially compromising public sexscapades?
If a foreign power with a knack for this kind of thing (like say the Russians) were to honey trap him, who knows what secrets could be put at risk?
Mike Honcho on August 30, 2007 at 10:26 PM
Man, I wouldn’t mess with Tucker, I know for a fact he uses that bowtie as a shuriken, he’s like a dorky white version of Oddjob.
Bad Candy on August 30, 2007 at 10:28 PM
He who wears a bowtie obviously fears no man.
frankj on August 30, 2007 at 10:30 PM
Tucker Carlson: Hit on me in a men’s room and I’ll smash your head against the stall
Text book case of over compensation. Does he have something that he wants to bring out of the closet?
MB4 on August 30, 2007 at 10:31 PM
Kennedy went to the Russians to try an subvert Reagan.
Kerry and Pelosi went to Damascus
They are pretty open about and no sex, that we know of, happened.
Except to say, USA FU!
Kini on August 30, 2007 at 10:32 PM
Give me a break, dude.
Spirit of 1776 on August 30, 2007 at 10:34 PM
He doth protest too much!
nottakingsides on August 30, 2007 at 10:40 PM
I was hit on in a porno theatre in ‘85. The place was empty. I walked in and sat down. Some guy comes and sits next to me. I thought that was odd, but tried to ignore it. Sure enough, soon his hand is accidently brushing up against my knee slowly making progress. I sent him packing. Five minutes later, another guy comes and sits in the same seat. And tries the same routine. I kid you not. I told him, “Move it or lose it.” All I could see in the dark were these two huge eyeballs before he went scampering back from whence he came.
I don’t get it. I go to a straight porno theatre, showing a straight porno film, and I get hit on by gays. What did I do wrong? If I went to a gay porno theatre would I have been hit on by straights? Does that even make sense? All I want to know, is what porno theatre did I need to patronize to have a woman sit next to me and brush up against my knee?
So I never went back to another porno theatre. I learned my lesson. But now we find that the men’s room is the next hunting ground for homosexuals.
I can’t imagine what the men’s room in the porno theatre must have been like.
jihadwatcher on August 30, 2007 at 10:54 PM
A number of years back, some freak got a little too friendly with my older brother in a public restroom. It’s dumb enough to hit on quiet guys with bow ties (like Tucker Carlson), but only a complete nimnul (with a suicide wish) would hit on a 6′5″ 240 lb. college athlete (like my brother). He took the guy and shoved him face-first THROUGH the sides of two bathroom stalls (the two barriers around the commodes collapsed in a heap). Hmmm. Do you suppose that nimnul learned his lesson?
My collie says:
CyberCipher on August 30, 2007 at 10:57 PM
Conservative looking, white, middle aged salesmen. I used to hitchhike in college. Skinny, athletic kid, looked younger than I was, harmless. They would stop to give me rides.
I would stay plastered to the passenger door, once I figured out that these dickeaters were … dickeaters. Yuck.
Jaibones on August 30, 2007 at 10:59 PM
Ah, don’t you know why men wear bowties? Be very wary of a man in a bowties. A man in a bowtie is gentlmen that knows how to fight. Putting a necktie on serves only as a noose for your opponent to grab. Never go into a fight with a necktie, especially againt a man in a bowtie. The man in the bowtie will clean the floor with you. If it was Mike Tyson in a necktie vs. Tucker in a bowtie, I think it’s no contest.
Ever wonder why all those Nation of Islam bodyguard thugs wear bowties?
jihadwatcher on August 30, 2007 at 10:59 PM
And that was how AP met Greg Gutfeld…
Oh, who am I kidding? That’s how most of us meet Greg Gutfeld!
ScottMcC on August 30, 2007 at 11:04 PM
He had large caring hands.
Allahpundit on August 30, 2007 at 11:05 PM
Respect the bowtie.
P.S. Mike Honcho, you have the coolest username on this blog. I instantly regretted entering my high school nickname when I registered, but it was like, my alias or whatever, I did it out of habit. Damn those drinkin’ buddies!
Anyway, I always swore if I got an opportunity to change my username it would be “Mike Honcho”. Well done sir!
Dork B. on August 30, 2007 at 11:14 PM
I remember that clip.
PowWow on August 30, 2007 at 11:18 PM
… and his pants had a hole in the back.
Bad Candy on August 30, 2007 at 11:19 PM
A man once propositioned Tucker Carlson in a public restroom. Tucker Carlson beat the man so severely, he never went to that bathroom ever again.
Now he goes to the bathroom in a plastic bag.
Dork B. on August 30, 2007 at 11:26 PM
Leave my Tucker alone – he’s very hot. Greg Gutfeld on the other hand, not so much…..
AprilOrit on August 30, 2007 at 11:26 PM
No actually they looked ridiculous. Her dress was very tired, she really looks like the only frump living the lie of the century.
AprilOrit on August 30, 2007 at 11:31 PM
I don’t get it. I go to a straight porno theatre, showing a straight porno film, and I get hit on by gays. What did I do wrong?
jihadwatcher on August 30, 2007 at 10:54 PM
Maybe it was your after shave.
MB4 on August 30, 2007 at 11:38 PM
Rent the video.
Maxx on August 30, 2007 at 11:49 PM
Got to wear that High Karate, LOL Maybe that will keep em away.
StuLongIsland on August 31, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Thank heavens for video cassette, DVD and the internet. Gays gave porno theatres a bad name. Then they gave parades a bad name. Now they are giving restrooms a bad name.
Which brings up a little tidbit. They also gave the precision bearing industry a bad name. http://www.fag.com
I wouldn’t want to lose my bearings in there.
jihadwatcher on August 31, 2007 at 12:00 AM
well, only slightly related…but in high school the local bully was giving me a hard time and he goes into the bathroom, I follow and cheap shot grab him and smash his head into the stall. Unfortunately, it just made him mad.
So use that move with caution.
tlynch001 on August 31, 2007 at 12:04 AM
jihadwatcher on August 30, 2007 at 10:59 PM
LOL.
That’s it for me folks at this thread. As a woman I feel like a voyeur over here.
Buy Danish on August 31, 2007 at 12:05 AM
Tucker Carlson beat a man to death for looking at his pee-pee at the urinals in an airport restroom. The judge gave him two choices: death by lethal injection, or hosting a cable news program on MSNBC. In a bowite.
Dork B. on August 31, 2007 at 12:06 AM
I agree with Charles Bronson…I mean, Tucker Carlson. Cruising is disgusting and annoying as hell. Memorial Park in Houston had a 1.5 mile track that was a great place to ride and roller blade. Now the cruisers have taken it over.
I’ve never been propositioned or seen any sexual activity there, but the volume of vehicle traffic alone has ruined the place for it’s intended use.
Mike Honcho on August 31, 2007 at 12:14 AM
Tucker Carlson shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
/gravelly Johnny Cash voice
Mike Honcho on August 31, 2007 at 12:15 AM
Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookies.
FloatingRock on August 31, 2007 at 12:22 AM
Fracking hysterical!
I must be either blind or stupid (yeah yeah yeah all). I’m of the age where the TV clicker is still the greatest invention of mankind (aside from TP), and in all those years I have never once had a inkling that something was amiss in the men’s room. NEVAH!….
What kinda restrooms to you all frequent anyway? Tell me please. GPS their locations so I can take an alternate route.
Limerick on August 31, 2007 at 12:35 AM
I’m going to be hated for this, I know it. In this political climate I might as well say I hate black people or I wish all Jews would just die. Which I do not believe. But I think male homosexuality is sick. I know some smart guys decided it’s wrong to think this. I know I’m in a minority. I know people will think I’m sick to think it. I can deal with that. But the hate. That’s the part that’s hard to understand. I have trouble dealing with the hate.
Paul-Cincy on August 31, 2007 at 1:13 AM
Carlson admitting battery on television probably isn’t the brightest move in the world. About 90 bathroom stalkers are going to come out of their stalls and sue him now, you just watch.
doufree on August 31, 2007 at 1:19 AM
Heh. I’m interested to see who is going to bring a charge against him for a reprisal for a proposition some odd 20+ years previous.
Spirit of 1776 on August 31, 2007 at 1:22 AM
I hope Carlson fights better than he dances if he’s going to fend off the boys in the boys’ room. That actually wasn’t bad commentary on the clip.
Mojave Mark on August 31, 2007 at 1:31 AM
I’ve read a lot and seen a lot – and the message I am getting is it’s time for the gay lobby to clean up the GAY WORLD — OR — stick up for Craig! you cowards — otherwise all gays are deviants.
Gay sex in bathrooms is the norm in the gay world – closeted or not – and so is the gay lobby saying foot tapping is grounds for arrest?
Come on people – wake up – this IS about government abuse and people should be speaking up
Topsecretk9 on August 31, 2007 at 1:53 AM
I think Tucker Carlson just earned some street cred.
CP on August 31, 2007 at 2:06 AM
What’s wrong with just saying ‘not interested’? Why is the head bashing necessary? Do gay bathroom propositioners not take no for an answer?
Mrs L on August 31, 2007 at 2:50 AM
Quite frankly, I’d hit a guy if he came on to me in the bathroom. Would anyone blame a woman who pepper sprays a guy who hits on her in the bathroom?
No.
I happen to think homosexuality is genetic (for the most part). I may be wrong, ok, but that is what I think for now.
So I don’t hate homosexuals. But I hate jerks. Any guy who hits on me while I am in a bathroom, is going to get “hit” back.
Sorry gals (and by gals, I mean the men here who think that is wrong), but there are some behaviors that are not acceptable and for which the legal defense “he had it comin’” is appropriate.
It’s a disgusting, invasive and absolutely stupid thing to do to a man (or a woman as I expressed early in this post). That is what is wrong with it.
If a guy hits on me outside the bathroom, hey, I’ll take it as a compliment, but when I am “doing my business”, stay the hell out of it.
Montana on August 31, 2007 at 3:20 AM
So uhh…lorien1973…
*looks around slyly*
You, uhh, come around here often?
*winks meaningfully at lorien1973*
Montana on August 31, 2007 at 3:26 AM
I believe I remember reading somewhere after the show aired, a gossip columnist wrote to Carlson to ask him about the incident. He explained that the guy didn’t just simply “hit on him” in the bathroom — he was basically physically assaulted (the guy held on to him in the bathroom), and managed to escape. He then got a friend of his to come with him to the bathroom to confront the guy, and that’s when the “head bashing” came in.
ScoopPC11 on August 31, 2007 at 7:20 AM
“Hit on me in a men’s room and I’ll smash your head against the stall.”
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
locomotivebreath1901 on August 31, 2007 at 7:50 AM
I’m with AprilOrit. Tucker’s awesome.
Tanya on August 31, 2007 at 7:55 AM
Drive one Tucker.
rplat on August 31, 2007 at 8:33 AM
Where’s the data on this? Ridiculous statement.
SouthernDem on August 31, 2007 at 8:57 AM
I am so damn tired of Tucker. He lost Crossfire, and now he’s competing with Keithy boy. Ann is a far more respectable icon of the right.
MadisonConservative on August 31, 2007 at 9:14 AM
Tucker Carlsons tears cures cancer……if he ever cried.
JVelez on August 31, 2007 at 9:18 AM
Oh, puh-leeeze. Like congressional page boys, the ‘gay bathroom sex’ is such an oft repeated pervert axiom as to be a staple of late night comedy.
locomotivebreath1901 on August 31, 2007 at 9:22 AM
If it’s a joke and I’m being dense, my apologies, but I’ve seen it mentioned once or twice in a not joking context.
SouthernDem on August 31, 2007 at 9:30 AM
Trouble with your hate or the disgust others have about your hate?
Bradky on August 31, 2007 at 9:32 AM
OK, so I’m old and out of touch. But who IS Tucker Carlson?
jeanie on August 31, 2007 at 9:34 AM
That’s too bad about Memorial Park. I used to run there before I moved away from H-Town. It doesn’t surprise me, though, given its proximity to the Montrose area and that it is a very wooded area.
pullingmyhairout on August 31, 2007 at 9:38 AM
He’s the conservative pundit with the bow tie. The bow tie is his signature touch.
pullingmyhairout on August 31, 2007 at 9:40 AM
I have a different take on this.
Tucker was in high school and was probably a minor.
So, if it were your daughter that this happened to, would that be ok?
Adults shouldn’t suggest sex with a minor, last time I checked that was against the law.
The guys was arrested so apparently what he was doing was wrong.
We have a monument that we used to be able to visit with the family.
So much gay cruising now that you couldn’t possibly do it.
ArmyAunt on August 31, 2007 at 9:41 AM
He’s a libertarian who has a show on MSNBC. I like him for two main reasons: He calls out CAIR to their face and he has a wicked sense of humor. He’s not a standard host/pundit tho’, he’s more of an inside baseball kind of guy.
The bow-tie, btw, has been gone for about a year now.
Spirit of 1776 on August 31, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Not that this is any definitive data, but here’s what I have. According to a gay friend my wife used to work with, “gay” men don’t hit on guys in the bathroom, it’s “straight” men who just want a little gay action. Although I’m sure there are plenty of exceptions to that.
JamesLee on August 31, 2007 at 10:28 AM
Is that in a 4 x 6 frame? Or a 5 x 7?
JK
ej_pez on August 31, 2007 at 10:36 AM
Either I have been extremely lucky or am not the Harrison Ford look alike I thought I was but I’ve never had anyone hit on me in a men’s room.
Bradky on August 31, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Unfortunately, I know at least 2 gay men that would do anyone, just about anywhere at any time.
The bathroom sex meme is sadly true.
tickleddragon on August 31, 2007 at 10:52 AM
Oh, and I know this, unfortunately, because these guys will tell you flat out about their excursions into sliminess.
tickleddragon on August 31, 2007 at 10:53 AM
Would the Minneapolis police be doing a sting in the airport bathroom if it wasn’t a problem?
Ordinary1 on August 31, 2007 at 11:37 AM
Here’s a site mentioned by ABC’s website. ** WARNING, LINK NOT WORK SAFE **
Here’s an article originally from the AP wire (I bookmarked it on Newsday which shows a 404 now) that says “cruising” is part of what makes a neighborhood gay.
angryoldfatman on August 31, 2007 at 11:38 AM
Trouble with your hate or the disgust others have about your hate?
Bradky on August 31, 2007 at 9:32 AM
I expected that. I did. But like I said, it’s hard to deal with. Is there anything I can do so you’ll stop hating me? That is, short of changing what I believe. Here’s an accommodation. I’ll keep what I think as a secret locked inside, like in a closet. In social gatherings I’ll smile and nod knowingly when someone talks about discrimination against gays. I may even throw in a “gays could be happy if it wasn’t for Society”. Except, that wouldn’t be good enough for you. You don’t even want people like me to exist. You want to destroy me. And that, friend, is hate. I don’t want you to be like that, because hate will destroy you, and I don’t want that to happen.
Paul-Cincy on August 31, 2007 at 11:40 AM
Of course, let us not forget George Michael.
Why would he need to “cruise”? He could go to practically any nightclub he wanted and pick up as many willing partners as he wanted, so it’s not desparation. It’s got to be something else obviously.
angryoldfatman on August 31, 2007 at 11:45 AM
No you seem to want to see an entire type of people ostracized or destroyed. Actually I pity you and sincerely hope you come to terms with your hatred – acknowledging it is a first good step.
Bradky on August 31, 2007 at 11:51 AM
Every time this topic comes up, I remember the bathroom scene from “Scary Movie”?
spec_ops_mateo on August 31, 2007 at 12:17 PM
But hit on him in the bath house or at a bar, that’s ok.
right2bright on August 31, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Do gay women also “cruise” in the public ladies rooms? Image if Rosie or Ellen got busted in a sting operation at some airport?
Wuptdo on August 31, 2007 at 12:40 PM
Trouble with your hate or the disgust others have about your hate?
Bradky on August 31, 2007 at 9:32 AM
I expected that. I did. But like I said, it’s hard to deal with. Is there anything I can do so you’ll stop hating me? That is, short of changing what I believe. Here’s an accommodation. I’ll keep what I think as a secret locked inside, like in a closet. In social gatherings I’ll smile and nod knowingly when someone talks about discrimination against gays. I may even throw in a “gays could be happy if it wasn’t for Society”. Except, that wouldn’t be good enough for you. You don’t even want people like me to exist. You want to destroy me. And that, friend, is hate. I don’t want you to be like that, because hate will destroy you, and I don’t want that to happen.
Paul-Cincy on August 31, 2007 at 11:40 AM
Jonas Parker on August 31, 2007 at 1:24 PM
I’ve known about 20 times that number of straight men who are so hard up they would tap just about anything. Many guys suffer from the malady known as Nogame.
The reality is that men are sexually aggressive beings. It’s not about gays being more sexually depraved. Rather, when you put two homosexual men together, you have no moderation. Gay men have the same kind of experiences that many men wish would happen to them with women – anonymous, quick, nameless and no strings attached.
The Race Card on August 31, 2007 at 2:13 PM
In all reality, do you really believe cruising in bathrooms is any less prevalent than prostitution? Gimme a break, depravity reigns despite sexual orientation.
SouthernDem on August 31, 2007 at 2:36 PM
I’ve learned from this thread that I won’t use the bathrooms in flight without sanitizing the whole area first.
Has anyone seen that “Viva Vi&*gra” commercial with the 50 something guys “jamming” at the roadhouse? It is so corny it is funny. For those who didn’t know I’m playing bass, Jaibones is the drummer and Dorian is Lead guitar.
Bradky on August 31, 2007 at 3:07 PM
I smiled and said, “No, but thanks for offering.” Yes, really. A look of confusion crossed the man’s face briefly, then he smiled and nodded, as if to say, “You’re welcome,” and went on his way.
Of course, I’m the Acting Chief Demography Bore around here whenever Mark Steyn can’t take the call, and I wish homosexual American men would do their part to meet my production targets for the U.S.’s total fertility. But it’s hard to get mad at somebody just for, you know, being eager to go down on me.
Kralizec on August 31, 2007 at 3:12 PM
Okay, I’m becoming terrified to send my 10-yr-old son into a men’s room alone EVER AGAIN. I’m already a paranoid overprotective mother who won’t let her kid ride his bike past the end of the street in a quiet, safe suburban neighborhood. I’m just gonna have to start carrying around one of those hospital pee bottles for him or something. Geez! What’s a mother to do these days?!
aero on August 31, 2007 at 3:31 PM
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Bradky on August 31, 2007 at 3:35 PM
My sentiments exactly.
Zaire67 on August 31, 2007 at 3:55 PM
Well, then here’s something either to feed your terror and paranoia or help you rein them in. I’ve read a report that some evidence exists in support of a hypothesis that an anxious mother is an environmental influence toward male homosexuality. So take up meditation now, and maybe you’ll improve your son’s chances of growing up to be a self-confident young father.
Kralizec on August 31, 2007 at 5:52 PM
Tuck seems to have grown a big set of cajones ever since he dumped that dopey bow tie of his. He has yet to get over his official membership in the Dancing With The Stars First To Get The Boot Club.
pilamaye on August 31, 2007 at 7:39 PM
Not to my knowledge and if they did, I’d punch them. That is just bull. You can meet people many other ways..but if you are gonna hit on someone…they best be sure that the other person is wanting it too. I don’t take kindly to that type of stuff..nor should I have to.
Highrise on September 1, 2007 at 4:20 AM
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