“A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof is a proof? A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven.”

Chretien

For the Canadians out there, what are some of the benefits of dating a Liberal? All of envelopes of money left around the apartment.

(I keed. I keed.)

Sounds rather fitting…

They put their excrement in one place.

Yea, they wear it on the sleeve that doesn’t have their heart on it, and then alternate shoving one sleeve and then the other into your face, lecturing, until you cave in.

They hide their excrement.

Yea, behind their backs until they can sneak up on another unsuspecting victim and hit them with their absolutisme du jour.

mjk on August 31, 2007 at 12:35 AM

I’ve known quite of few Canucks. Individually, I think you’re great.

Or her saying about Katrina,you you go touch (those dem tings)on Larry King.

We’ll always have Gretzky, I guess.
mjk on August 30, 2007 at 11:18 PM

That’s offset a bit by Celine Dion. :-)
Slublog on August 30, 2007 at 11:39 PM
Completely by Mikey Moore

Spirit of 1776 on August 31, 2007 at 12:30 AM

Dang it!! Foiled again.

Snerk.I try not to be embarrassed by being Canadian,
but man,it’s hard when stuff like this happens.
We’ll always have Gretzy,I guess.

MJK on August 30,2007 at 11:48PM.

MJK:It,s hard when stuff like this happens,
Thats exactly what I meant,you nailed it.

We’ll always have Gretzky, I guess.
mjk on August 30, 2007 at 11:18 PM

That’s offset a bit by Celine Dion. :-)
Slublog on August 30, 2007 at 11:39 PM

Completely by Mikey Moore

Ok, maybe I’m the only person who double checked the spelling there.
gekkobear on August 31, 2007 at 12:04 AM

Although we’ve chiefly been talking Canadian poop here’s the definition.

If that doesn’t work for you try this.

Gore better not get wind of this
Buy Danish on August 30, 2007 at 11:51 PM

Too late!!
Hot Air’s climate change balloon’s are already en route to Al Gore’s house for carbon credit reporting.

Poopie policies of Harry Reid revealed.

Do you want me to continue?…

I could make an all niterre out of this…..
..and it sure is tempting…

Mcguyver on August 30, 2007 at 10:37 PM

C’mon, if you’re going to call yourself Mcguyver, and talk about guano, you need the more obvious spelling of nitre.

As well as throwing in sulfurous claims, and perhaps discussing charcoal cooking… wait, I have an idea.

Ok, maybe I’m the only person who double checked the spelling there.

Hide their excrement? What the hell was Ignatieff thinking? LOL!

Mcguyver on August 30, 2007 at 11:26 PM

Actually, Gore better not get wind of this or he may be inspired to raid Puffins nests and gather all that Puffin dung as an alternative fuel source which he can then sell as part of his carbon trading schemes.

I can just see the logo with a cute little Puffin enticing us to convert to “Puffin Power”.

Resolute on August 30, 2007 at 10:34 PM

Nuff said!

Uhmm um… If you know what I mean…. needless to say it took awhile.
The huffin puffin can never be Fred’s mascot so he’s been trying figure out.. uh..um.. shall we say… how to get rid of the door plug.

We’ll always have Gretzky, I guess.
mjk on August 30, 2007 at 11:18 PM

That’s offset a bit by Celine Dion. :-)

Puffins – Clowns of the Sea

“You should have been there to see the Puffins! We were watching them from the ship and there must have been a hundred of them in the water. They were diving for fish. One of them had so many fish in his mouth that as he was taking off, he could hardly get airborne. He just scooted along the surface of the water like a motorboat for awhile…”

Family and the Future
During breeding season, an adult Puffin’s bill becomes bright orange and yellow colors.

Arriving at the shore, they may spend a few days still in the water, congregating with others and possibly locating their mate whom they may not have seen since last year.

http://birding.about.com/od/birdspuffins/a/puffinclowns.htm

Yup just like liberals to fall in love with a bird that spends half of it’s time gone from home, away from it’s mate, barely connects to the continental United States and is formally called a clown.

I think the Elephant wins out on a number of levels.

You took the words right out of my mouth.
Bob’s Kid on August 30, 2007 at 10:47 PM

I hope they weren’t poopie words.

Peace brother \ /.