Comments on: Video: Celebrated nitwit already getting gigs

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 00:55:37 +0000

I wouldn’t mind giving her diction lessons.

Either in Iraq or South Africa.

Whichever comes first.

By: LagunaDave

LagunaDave — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:07:25 +0000

Totally committed to the fifty bucks, as Frank Zappa would say…

By: mojo

mojo — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:55:30 +0000

Hey, a hot blonde without brain one in her pretty little head?

We’re talkin’ STAR MATERIAL here, folks.

By: OhEssYouCowboys

OhEssYouCowboys — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:27:51 +0000

I guess that blacks will now demand to be called “African-US-Americans”?

Such as.

By: Miss Teen USA 2007: Like Totally Explained (such as)! « Not Taking Sides

Miss Teen USA 2007: Like Totally Explained (such as)! « Not Taking Sides — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:02:23 +0000

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By: Miss_Anthrope

Miss_Anthrope — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:51:36 +0000

looking at her after her “gaffe” (such an inaccurate depiction by people) is difficult, but listen to her? no way…took my quiz w/o playing the videos, thankyouverymuch. 6/7.

By: tlynch001

tlynch001 — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:48:54 +0000

I think she’s pretty funny. AND HOT TOO!! Duh.

Antartica…pretty cold…brrrr…

lol

By: Bigfoot

Bigfoot — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:40:04 +0000

Oh, dear Mohammad (I’ve decided to start being multicultural and using the name of other people’s deity’s in vain, too – sorry).

Technically, Mohammad is not their deity, but their prophet. But I can see your point. The muslim reaction won’t be all that much different.

Years ago, a friend of mine from SE Asia used “Jesus Christ” as an interjection a few times. So I got back at him by using “Siddharta Gotama” (sp?) in the same way.

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:25:44 +0000

Oh, and I followed the link to discover that the Brain Surgeons at People Magazine have termed her coming out party as “a geography gaffe”, as if she said Turkmenistan instead of Waziristan.

They were probably stumped the first time they watched it, wondering “which part was wrong?”

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:22:22 +0000

I say she should be a model for “thoseshirts.com”. Perfect.

Mojave Mark on August 30, 2007 at 12:01 AM

Heh. We have a career path!

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:07:20 +0000

Mindcrime, you committed another mindcrime with that Matt Lauer toe licking reference-GET OUT OF MY HEAD! NOW!

By: Darth Executor

Darth Executor — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:45:24 +0000

I personally believe she has her own iPhone though.

Wade on August 29, 2007 at 6:04 PM

Bwahahaha

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:01:17 +0000

I say she should be a model for “thoseshirts.com”. Perfect.

By: liberator9

liberator9 — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:50:26 +0000

God I love America!

By: realVerse

realVerse — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:14:39 +0000

Two words:

Such as, therefore.

By: Blacklake

Blacklake — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:58:14 +0000

I believe the technical term is “celebutard.”

By: Montana

Montana — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:43:05 +0000

She hot.

‘Nuff said.

Welcome to the real world of Men.

Sorry.

It’s true.

By: jaime

jaime — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:42:16 +0000

jihadwatcher on August 29, 2007 at 8:05 PM

See:

jaime on August 29, 2007 at 5:22 PM

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:51:33 +0000

Oh, dear Mohammad (I’ve decided to start being multicultural and using the name of other people’s deity’s in vain, too – sorry).

Where was I?

Oh. Right. Oh, dear L. Ron Hubbard! That girl is just stewpid.

She actually didn’t seem any less stooopid reading this prepared script. And that voice? It’s like a penguin farting. Or actually how I imagine it sounds when a penguin farts. Like an annoying trombone that needs tuning.

This is the girl that Anna Nicole Smith (may implants be upon her) and Pamela Anderson could tell blond jokes about.

Dear sweet Krishna. The humanity. Oh – the humanity.

By: Metro

Metro — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:17:13 +0000

I enjoyed that.

By: Bigfoot

Bigfoot — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:16:42 +0000

I liked Miss West Carolina’s response.

Excuse me while I go get my map and find where West Carolina is.

By: Kowboy

Kowboy — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:11:57 +0000

And yeah, she’s dumb as a bag of hammers.

ReubenJCogburn on August 29, 2007 at 5:44 PM

I think you just insulted a bag of hammers.

By: jihadwatcher

jihadwatcher — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:05:34 +0000

In America, 15 minutes of fame can be parlayed into a career if you are female, young and sexy. Have any of you wondered if she may in fact, be the smartest, most clever person bimbo in the US?

We all know that for a young beauty to achieve fame and fortune, all she needs is to get noticed, kind of like Pam Anderson at that ball game. There are 5 million girls just like her in the US, but none of them will ever be famous. Because they didn’t get noticed. Well, she got noticed. The fact that it was for being vacuous is irrelevant to the end result.

I would like to think that she did the valley girl thing on cue. If I was her, that is exactly what I would have done. If she plays her cards right, and she has the stomach for the exploitation of the industry, this could propel her to fame and fortune.

By: Christoph

Christoph — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:05:00 +0000

Anyone seen or heard from the woman who actually won the pageant, incidentally?

You mean the one with some intelligence and talent in addition to beauty?

Nah, people don’t have any time for that.

It gets in the way.

By: Mike D.

Mike D. — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:04:39 +0000

ps – from now until who-knows-when, i will preface everything i say with the words, “I personally believe that US Americans”, and i will conclude everything i say with the words “I have a wide stance.”