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The Caveman’s Grill

posted at 4:22 pm on August 27, 2007 by Bryan
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Barbecuing: So easy a caveman could do it.

Either modern humans were in Israel over 200,000 years ago, or our now-extinct ancestors behaved a lot like us when they hunted and cooked, suggest artifacts and bones from a newly excavated cave.

Together, the remains paint a picture of relatively sophisticated hunting and food preparation at the site, called Misliya Cave, in Mount Carmel, Israel.

According to lead author Reuven Yeshurun, the cave exhibits “the full array of modern hunting behavior.”

This behavior included “systematic hunting of large, prime-age animals, transport of the animals — or parts thereof — to the site, systematic butchery in order to extract meat and marrow, and roasting the meat,” Yeshurun, a University of Haifa archaeologist, told Discovery News.

He and colleagues Guy Bar-Oz and Mina Weinstein-Evron found “thousands of flint flakes, blades and tools, many of which could have been used for butchering large carcasses.”

For the study, the researchers used a stereoscopic microscope to search for telltale marks on the bones and tools. They discovered an abundance of butchery and hammerstone marks.

The marks, along with the method in which the bones were split and evidence of burning, suggest the animals were first dismembered, with larger pieces roasted over a fire. Long bones were then filleted and broken, probably to allow the diners to extract marrow. When the feast was over, cleaned bones appear to have been tossed into the fire.

Is it just me, or is there a huge “Duh!” factor about this story? What did they expect to find — cavemen popping stuffed jalapenos in the toaster oven?

In other, totally unrelated science news, there’s a lunar eclipse happening Tuesday morning. The Western and Pacific Northwest of the US will have the best views. Women and children are sure to be hardest hit. Just because.


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Allah you call yourself a robot fan ?

YOU MISSED THIS STORY !

William Amos on August 27, 2007 at 4:25 PM

I’m with you, Bryan, on the “DUH factor”.

DUH!

tickleddragon on August 27, 2007 at 4:27 PM

What would have made this story more convincing would have been if they found pre-historic cans of Budweiser at the site…that would have been proof-positive of men cooking.

flipflop on August 27, 2007 at 4:37 PM

Ah….I don’t mind the research or give it a ‘duh’ factor….fascinating that we cook in the first place. The why of it. I don’t recall BBQ instructions in Genesis.

Limerick on August 27, 2007 at 4:38 PM

The why of it. I don’t recall BBQ instructions in Genesis.

I suspect some poor shlub fumbled his bronto burger into the fire and decided it tasted better that way.

flipflop on August 27, 2007 at 4:43 PM

Everything I learnt about the Caveman came from History of the World pt 1, such as the creation of music and the first art critic

Defector01 on August 27, 2007 at 4:45 PM

I suspect some poor shlub fumbled his bronto burger into the fire and decided it tasted better that way.

flipflop on August 27, 2007 at 4:43 PM

Right. And soon thereafter, beer was invented.

BacaDog on August 27, 2007 at 4:48 PM

All the Geico caveman commercials combined

Guardian on August 27, 2007 at 5:04 PM

I love sucking marrow, it’s my favorite part.

PRCalDude on August 27, 2007 at 5:05 PM

The big surprise is that this is over 100,000 years earlier than modern man was supposed to even be in the Middle East.

jdpaz on August 27, 2007 at 5:10 PM

…and if they’re not modern humans that were doing this—why did such an advanced animal not survive?

Neither of these conclusions are what scientists expected to find.

jdpaz on August 27, 2007 at 5:15 PM

Let’s blame their barbecuing for global warming.

Qzsusy on August 27, 2007 at 5:16 PM

Kashrut?

Asher on August 27, 2007 at 5:26 PM

Did they find any Weber Barb-B-Que’s ?

Maxx on August 27, 2007 at 5:26 PM

The why of it. I don’t recall BBQ instructions in Genesis.

Limerick on August 27, 2007 at 4:38 PM

Yeah.. but evolution doesn’t explain it either. Just grabbing a chicken and wolfing it down is so much more convenient, no dishes to wash. Why would we have evolved out of that stage? Why are we the only species that must, for the most part, cook our food?

Maxx on August 27, 2007 at 5:35 PM

Allah you call yourself a robot fan ?

YOU MISSED THIS STORY !

William Amos on August 27, 2007 at 4:25 PM

Poor Bryan, everyone keeps calling him Allah or AP. I’m pretty sure he could announce that he singlehandedly cured cancer and people would shout “Good for you AP!”.

Hollowpoint on August 27, 2007 at 5:45 PM

I don’t recall BBQ instructions in Genesis.

Limerick on August 27, 2007 at 4:38 PM

Burnt offerings baby. God invented grilling.

infidel4life on August 27, 2007 at 6:10 PM

All the Geico caveman commercials combined

Guardian on August 27, 2007 at 5:04 PM

I watched this. Can someone explain to me why when the caveman video ends, the other videos youtube prompts you with are basketball games between Maryland and Duke? Is it some joke about Maryland being so easy to get into a caveman could do it? Or is it that Coach K of Duke looks like a caveman minus the facial hair?

radjah shelduck on August 27, 2007 at 6:24 PM

I love sucking marrow, it’s my favorite part.

PRCalDude on August 27, 2007 at 5:05 PM

Talkin about guys grillin, drinking beer, and you come up with this statement?

If you were a dude…well it just wouldn’t be said, if you were a chick…your invited to the next party.

right2bright on August 27, 2007 at 6:34 PM

Geez when did BRYAN start putting up throw away posts ?

William Amos on August 27, 2007 at 6:48 PM

It’s been a long couple weeks for scientific consensus:

~4 billion y.o. diamonds
~4 billion y.o. terrestrial liquid water
~a billion lightyear empty hole in the universe
~grilling apes or really early man

Each by itself makes a mockery of the generally accepted scientific model that they’re so all-fired sure is correct. All these in one week? That’s gotta hurt.

jdpaz on August 27, 2007 at 6:59 PM

Very interesting post [Bryan]

I wonder if they made their own bbq sauce?

Kini on August 27, 2007 at 7:01 PM

The givaway was the lighted sign above the cave “Misliya Deli, best kosher food west of the Nile”. Nothing better then mammoth on rye.

right2bright on August 27, 2007 at 7:24 PM

jdpaz on August 27, 2007 at 5:10 PM

ETs out on safari?

jaime on August 27, 2007 at 7:34 PM

This really surprises me.

I’ve always had this vision of cavemen eating tofuburgers with organic veggies on home-made herb encrusted buns with roasted potatos on the side.

Who knew?

BROWNEYEDTEXAN on August 27, 2007 at 8:14 PM

I don’t recall BBQ instructions in Genesis.

Limerick on August 27, 2007 at 4:38 PM

Well, I could not find anything in Genisis but, how about Exodus 12:8
‘They shall eat the flesh that same night, roasted with fire, and they shall eat it with unleavened bread and bitter herbs

boomer on August 27, 2007 at 8:48 PM

Caveman’s crib anyone?

http://www.cavemanscrib.com

Kokonut on August 27, 2007 at 9:19 PM

In other, totally unrelated science news, there’s a lunar eclipse happening Tuesday morning.

Earth not mooned–Bush’s fault.

Dr. Charles G. Waugh on August 27, 2007 at 11:19 PM

ETs out on safari?

jaime on August 27, 2007 at 7:34 PM

hmmm…hadn’t thought of that.

jdpaz on August 27, 2007 at 11:43 PM

Yeah.. but evolution doesn’t explain it either. Just grabbing a chicken and wolfing it down is so much more convenient, no dishes to wash. Why would we have evolved out of that stage? Why are we the only species that must, for the most part, cook our food?

Maxx on August 27, 2007 at 5:35 PM

Based on so-called modern science and medicine and nutrition, some of the items we eat, such as animals, could make us sick if we did not cook them before eating them. Of course there are people who don’t cook their animal carcass and might appear to survive a meal, but many of those who don’t prepare their animal carcass before eating, have died quite young.

Not all humans must “cook their meals.” Vegetarians don’t have to prepare all their meals, save by washing their veggie or fruit, or brushing it off, before eating.

William

William2006 on August 28, 2007 at 5:03 AM

This really surprises me.

I’ve always had this vision of cavemen eating tofuburgers with organic veggies on home-made herb encrusted buns with roasted potatos on the side.

Who knew?

BROWNEYEDTEXAN on August 27, 2007 at 8:14 PM

But that DID happen, also.

William

William2006 on August 28, 2007 at 5:05 AM

Darwin was all wrong.

It’s devolution not evolution.

saved on August 28, 2007 at 7:25 AM

Robert Benchley wrote a piece back in the 1930’s about archaeologists being amazed at a detailed cave wall drawing of a duck.
“Why amazed? Why shouldn’t a duck look like a duck? Why shouldn’t a Bronze age artist be able to render an accurate drawing of a duck?”
So they have discovered an ancient kitchen/butcher shop. Why not?

Doug on August 28, 2007 at 12:48 PM

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