Comments on: Video: The obligatory “bad-ass convenience store clerk doesn’t take crap from anyone” post

By: KMC1

KMC1 — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 15:12:24 +0000

That clerk is luckier than he obviously can understand, that he’s not laying there moaning in a pool of his own blood. DUMB! For any of you other wannabe hero’s – just give ‘em the $50 in the register and pray you get to go home after – UNLESS you are carrying a pistol of your own! For your own sake, use some judgement!

By: ajmontana

ajmontana — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:34:50 +0000

The Yankees could use this guy.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:42:55 +0000

No balls and one strike.

It’s outa here!

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:02:48 +0000

Excellent. Too bad he didn’t get to beat them seriously with that bat.

By: Frantic Freddie

Frantic Freddie — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:26:23 +0000

12 ga double barrel loaded with 3″ 00 mounted under the counter ala Kurt Russell in “Tombstone”

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 00:18:35 +0000

or what about this urbancenturion on August 25, 2007 at 7:40 PM

Wow! that was too cool. We need to perfect caseless ammo.

By: urbancenturion

urbancenturion — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 23:40:55 +0000

I would like to see flame throwers mounted at the counter. Napalm, insurance for good manners.

or what about this

By: Gyro

Gyro — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 23:17:16 +0000

That shop owner must be part Samurai the way he whipped out that bat!

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 23:15:10 +0000

Awesome. Did you get a load of how he was swingin’ that bat!! That dude must be related to Smeato!

By: CurtZHP

CurtZHP — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 22:59:44 +0000

I would like to see flame throwers mounted at the counter.
Napalm, insurance for good manners.

Yeah, I was thinking .50 cal machine gun.

At the very least a taser gun. Much more entertaining to watch the beligerent jughead piss his pants.

By: INC

INC — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 22:11:56 +0000

The article says:

Friends and neighbors joined the chase and helped corner one of the men until police arrived and arrested him.

Nice to see a change from that dreadful scene in Minneapolis the other day.

By: Speakup

Speakup — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 22:09:45 +0000

Maybe the robber lost his nerve or maybe it was a fake gun and the clerk knew it.

In other words don’t bring a baseball bat to a gunfight unless you can strike meat on the first swing even if you have Kevlar undies on.

Still pretty gutsy though, the second guy was kinda wha happn, oh better run now.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:48:17 +0000

I would like to see flame throwers mounted at the counter.
Napalm, insurance for good manners.

By: JammieWearingFool

JammieWearingFool — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:34:29 +0000

Happy to amuse you. Marcus Vick does have an association with certain weaponry.

By: Zaire67

Zaire67 — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:32:08 +0000

The second guy with the do-rag, was that Michael Vick?

Marcus Vick, maybe?

JammieWearingFool on August 25, 2007 at 5:15 PM

Give it a couple of years and both will be true.

By: The Race Card

The Race Card — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:31:24 +0000

The second guy with the do-rag, was that Michael Vick?

Marcus Vick, maybe?

JammieWearingFool on August 25, 2007 at 5:15 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. ROTFLMAO. HILLARIOUS. SNORT. PEE PANTS. LOL. TOO FUNNY FOR LOWERCASE LETTERS.

By: oldernslower

oldernslower — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:21:20 +0000

Clerk should of had some 2nd amendment rights with him.

By: JammieWearingFool

JammieWearingFool — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:15:25 +0000

The second guy with the do-rag, was that Michael Vick?

Marcus Vick, maybe?

By: Zaire67

Zaire67 — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:06:44 +0000

New sign for this store:
Ask the clerk about a free can of Whoop-Ass with every order.

By: Kini

Kini — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:04:05 +0000

It’s a cultural thing

By: mainmann

mainmann — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:02:57 +0000

Obviously, the shop owner is a profiling racist.

locomotivebreath1901 on August 25, 2007 at 4:50 PM

That was so unnecessary, i don’t even think you had a point there. Why can’t we just be happy that the shop owner was able to scare away the thug instead of making dumb remarks

By: Splashman

Splashman — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:00:14 +0000

Sweet! Would have preferred the clerk pull out a Glock instead, but that’s a quibble. Nice work.

By: WastelandMan

WastelandMan — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 20:54:12 +0000

The way the guy was holding that Gun seems like he needs this:

Drive By School.

-Wasteland Man.

P.S. As a Former Conveinience store clerk let me just say GO GET’EM!!!!!!! yee haa

By: lostinfrance

lostinfrance — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 20:52:31 +0000

Wow, he is obviously used to keeping his cool under pressure!

By: locomotivebreath1901

locomotivebreath1901 — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 20:50:21 +0000

Obviously, the shop owner is a profiling racist.