Comments on: Video: Miss Teen South Carolina on vital social issues ‘n stuff

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By: Brat

Brat — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:18:40 +0000

What do you expect from the state that gave us Hissy-Fit Grahamnesty?

By: Miss_Anthrope

Miss_Anthrope — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:37:27 +0000

In fairness this girl is what 16 ? (its a miss teen USA pagent)

William Amos on August 25, 2007 at 4:05 PM

She’s 18. I wasn’t this unintelligible when I began speaking.

Anyone have a good dumb-blond joke?

CyberCipher on August 25, 2007 at 4:40 PM

How did the blonde leave lipstick on the steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn.

By: gabriel sutherland

gabriel sutherland — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:43:06 +0000

I am a US American and damn proud of it.

By: Rocking in Hakata » Defending SC Girls

Rocking in Hakata » Defending SC Girls — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:06:50 +0000

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By: ricelchew

ricelchew — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:14:11 +0000

Sorry Miss TEEN Sowth Kerliner

ricelchew on August 26, 2007 at 4:14 PM
As in, “Ich bin ein Kerliner”?

Tragique…I think I speak for all of us when I say, we’re all South Carolinians today.

No, as in “I gots no edu-k-shun”. By the way, that’s “Berliner”.

By: Tantor

Tantor — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:46:07 +0000

I, for one, thought what she said was pure genius and cut to the heart of the matter. Remember, Miss Teen South Carolina, when you reach legal age, Tantor was the only one who supported you when everyone else was cutting you down. After all, there is a reason why they call these beauty pageants and not plasma physicist pageants.

By: Halley

Halley — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:42:19 +0000

Seriously, this is brilliant. Everyone gets special status-by-hyphenation, like African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, Asian-Americans etc. So now those who choose can be “US-Americans”. It’s perfect.

By: Texyank

Texyank — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 22:53:04 +0000

Yes, Yes ,Yes That’s my girl, says Bill Maher.

By: SilverStar830

SilverStar830 — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 22:46:57 +0000

http://www.lockemanagement.com/view.cfm?modelID=199 Her modeling portfolio... and she's born in 1989

By: RD

RD — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 21:01:32 +0000

Sorry Miss TEEN Sowth Kerliner

ricelchew on August 26, 2007 at 4:14 PM

As in, “Ich bin ein Kerliner”?

Tragique…I think I speak for all of us when I say, we’re all South Carolinians today.

By: ricelchew

ricelchew — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 20:14:44 +0000

Sorry Miss TEEN Sowth Kerliner

By: ricelchew

ricelchew — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 20:13:51 +0000

I doubt if she herself could locate South ~~Africa~~ Carolina on a map!!!

If that doesn’t inspire you to homeschool your children, I don’t know what will. Thanks, Miss Sowth Kerliner for reinforcing my decision to do so.

By: Merovign

Merovign — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 19:51:58 +0000

I’m sorry, she’s cute as a button, but I can’t afford to lose any more IQ points this week.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:26:53 +0000

HOW in this world did the MC keep a straight face?

iam7545 on August 26, 2007 at 12:34 PM

He thought she gave an illuminating answer.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:25:12 +0000

Come to think of it, she might does just fine under my observant tutelage.

By: BacaDog

BacaDog — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:04:34 +0000

“but my goal is to become a veterinarian, ’cause I love children…”

packsoldier on August 26, 2007 at 12:19 PM

Should be….“but my goal is to become a veterinarian, ’cause I think we all should serve our country..…”

By: iam7545

iam7545 — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:34:05 +0000

HOW in this world did the MC keep a straight face?

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:31:54 +0000

It’s good to see Miss Teen South Carolina upholding that proud US tradition of the ‘Dumb Blonde’. In the goals for the future segment she expressed a desire to become a school teacher and marry one of her middle school students.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:21:12 +0000

Uh, Mojave, I hate to say it but you sound like a Lib who was engaging in class warfare there, so I fixed it. Buy Danish on August 26, 2007 at 8:44 AM

umm… that’s what I was really thinking.

At least she beats out the moron from the French version of “Millionaire” who didn’t know that the moon orbits the earth. They should have asked her a question about heavenly bodies.

By: packsoldier

packsoldier — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:19:46 +0000

“but my goal is to become a veterinarian, ’cause I love children…”

By: Buy Danish

Buy Danish — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 15:57:32 +0000

She’d be the perfect “journalist” to take the conservative side on “At Large” on the weekends.
.

Come to think of it, she’d be perfect on The View. Maybe she and Jessica Simpson could take turns.

By: EWTHeckman

EWTHeckman — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 15:57:25 +0000

Maybe she was too preoccupied with what she was thinking than what she was saying:

“I knew I shouldn’t have agreed to be in that survey! How did they know?”

By: JWS

JWS — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 15:48:09 +0000

“You know, a lot of you are overlooking……….”

KMC1 on August 26, 2007 at 11:19 AM

Na. I’m stickin’ wif stoopid…