Video: Jackie Mason goes nuclear on Silky Phony
posted at 1:42 pm on August 21, 2007 by Allahpundit
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He either needs a blog or blood pressure medication. Good lord.
Exit question: How long before Edwards makes this the subject of a fundraising e-mail? Over/under is three days.
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Is Jackie the new chocolate rain?
lorien1973 on August 21, 2007 at 1:48 PM
America’s Rabbi
Wade on August 21, 2007 at 1:49 PM
I like this guy, I can’t help it.
Go Jackie Go Jackie
swami on August 21, 2007 at 1:52 PM
What a fine man!
Jonas Parker on August 21, 2007 at 1:56 PM
AP to your exit Q…
I’ll take the over, but not by much. Reason being, Coulter’s weekly article is distributed tomorrow night. An Edwards-Coulter smackdown always provides more immediate cash to the campaign. He’ll use Jackie as a backup.
swami on August 21, 2007 at 1:56 PM
Jackie might say things with a bit more “flair” than I would, but I don’t disagree.
How old must he be? I give him huge points for using new media to make a statement. The guy is incredibly bright and/or he has a great manager. You go brother! (I would just love to learn that his wife is his manager!)
Babs on August 21, 2007 at 2:09 PM
Wotta pair of lungs on that mensch…
MadisonConservative on August 21, 2007 at 2:09 PM
Jackie changed his intro again..
As for the exit question – swami is right on the money, I take the over as well.
RINO_Hunter on August 21, 2007 at 2:12 PM
From my experience, the Breck Girl solicitations go out Wednesday, usually from Baghdad Dave or his boss, Elizabeth.
Always with a goal of 100 large by Sunday, so pony up now.
Followed up by an urgent plea from Silky himself Friday night.
Based on their track record, I’d say within 30 hours.
Curious how their Wednesday night missives coincide with the arrival of the newest Coulter column.
JammieWearingFool on August 21, 2007 at 2:15 PM
Sorry, keeping with the question: an obvious under.
Though I got to thinking that this week’s solicitation will revert to attacking Murdoch and his newest hitmen at the WSJ for pointing out the Fortress hypocrisy.
“The tactics of the fascist media troika of FNC, the WSJ and the New York Post call for fairness and balance in the media, and by investing in John now, you can do your part to break up this nefarious media conglomerate…”
Oh my goodness, I think I just morphed into a Silky pitchman…
JammieWearingFool on August 21, 2007 at 2:20 PM
Hey, you guys should use Weird Al’s I’ll Sue Ya for Silky’s theme song.
Iblis on August 21, 2007 at 2:25 PM
I’m still rolling on the floor from his pronunciation of “Fux” Network.
doufree on August 21, 2007 at 2:28 PM
Oh, and Jackie…DAMN.
Iblis on August 21, 2007 at 2:31 PM
Breathe Jackie, breathe.
matd on August 21, 2007 at 2:34 PM
No fair. It’ll take Prince Sillypants three days to figure out who Jackie Mason is. I bet “over”.
Who need the video? I am full up with just the lead-in by Allah. Heh.
Jaibones on August 21, 2007 at 2:56 PM
Dang.
I heard silky might regurgitate Marcotte/McEwen.
Kosher, of course.
locomotivebreath1901 on August 21, 2007 at 3:03 PM
He’s saying what we’re all thinking, AP
Kini on August 21, 2007 at 3:24 PM
Went to NY City in 2005 (Phantom of the Opera, my wife’s Anniversary present). After the Opera it was early afternoon and I saw that Jackie Mason was doing his latest stand up show “Freshly Squeezed” so we put down our $60+ and waited outside for the doors to open. “Holy Sh*t! There’s Jackie Mason I told my wife… get the camera I gotta have a picture.” Here was Jackie Mason being helped by a huge fellow up the sidewalk. I actually felt bad for him as he looked so old and feeble shuffling his feet as he walked. After a while waiting and not wanting to miss the one and only chance I would ever have, I asked for a picture with him. “You didn’t buy a ticket to my show.” BAM! Out comes the tickets and next thing I’m shaking hands with Jackie Mason who is probably going to collapse and die from old age during the show. “Make sure you get the picture” I told my wife. “Thank you Mr Mason” I said as he was escorted away by his aide.
The difference between Jackie Mason on the street before the show and during the show was night and day. Man he was jumping around flailing his arms and had the energy of a twenty – something. The show he put on outside the theatre just made the show inside that much better.
Jackie Mason is the Man (or Aardvark depending on you age)
Swinehound on August 21, 2007 at 3:28 PM
Jackie Mason – My new favorite web additction! Michelle, you keep his video blogs comin! Go Jackie!
NeoConSnakePlissken on August 21, 2007 at 3:32 PM
John Edwards updates his secret MySpace entry:
Hi. My name is Johnny Reid Edwards former Senator from the Great State of North Carolina. Actually I don’t think North Carolina is so great and never did, but my advisers have said that I should say that. You can just call me John if you want. I was born on June 10, 1953, although people tell me that I look at least 25 years younger.
I was the very first person in my dirt poor family to attend college. I earned my law degree from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. It was a great accomplishment as I was so poor that I had to work 12 different part time jobs to pay for my tuition and just barely enough food to survive.
After getting my law degree I immediately went on my noble mission to save hundreds of victims of gross corporate negligence and gross medical malpractice. When necessary to win a case to help the poor victim that I was representing I would even feel the presence of dead people inside me, talking to me and through me to the members of the jury. If you don’t think that takes a lot out of a man, just try it sometime. I also split the settlement very fairly with my clients. I was VERY generous to them – 5% for them, 95% for me. More than fair. I mean I was the one who had to channel the dead, wasn’t I!!!
If I do say so myself I am so cute that you just can’t believe it! I have such great hair! I am also very boyish looking in a good way. Sometimes I think my great looks are almost a curse. Did I mention that I have GREAT HAIR!!! NOT UGLY HAIR like that old looking chrome dome Jackie Mason!!! That naughty, evil Jackie Mason! I’m going to do such terrible things to him!!!
I sometimes like to chill out after a long day of campaigning to save America by eating at Wendy’s. I also like to spend some time at home sprucing up around my modest and humble house. I also like to spend hours in front of the mirror combing my hair. Wouldn’t you too if you had such great hair!!! Not UGLY hair like that chrome dome schmuck Jackie Mason!!! Contrary to what some of my very few enemies say I never spend more than $399 on haircuts. That $400 on a haircut is a damn lie, as it included a very generous $1 tip. What do you expect that I should get a two dollar hair cut like that schmuck Jackie Mason!!! NO WAY!!! Or have my hair done by some blind fag#t like Ann Coulter does!!! NO WAY!!! I am too pretty for that!!!
I would like to think that I am open minded, honest, trustworthy and polite except to that She-devil Ann Coulter and her boy friend that He-devil Jackie Mason!!! And I appreciate the same qualities in others.
Who I’d like to meet:
…other bloggers who grew up in poverty. People who like to help the poor, not people like those lying faking low life shmucks Jackie Mason and Ann Coulter of course! People with great hair so that I can comb your hair and you can comb mine. It’s going to be great!!!
MB4 on August 21, 2007 at 3:35 PM
You tell em Jackie !! I live in North Carolina and know what a joke silky pony is. No, I didn’t vote for him as senator, voted to re-elect Sen. Faircloth. Silky pony knew he wouldn’t be re-elected. Won’t carry North Carolina in his bid for President either.
2theright on August 21, 2007 at 3:40 PM
Jackie buddy, that was awesome. Love the Dick Dale riffs too.
CliffHanger on August 21, 2007 at 3:57 PM
I’ll take the under. I don’t think Silky Pony’s Mrs (the one that wears the pants) will let this opportunity pass and there will be a cash call tomorrow. Not sure the nutroots would know who Jackie Mason is; they all strike me as still being in puberty, at least metally.
oilbertan on August 21, 2007 at 4:02 PM
Jackie Mason is pure 100% kosher awesome-sauce.
Mindcrime on August 21, 2007 at 4:05 PM
He won’t be able to get a whole e-mail out of Jackie alone. Mason’s books aren’t best-sellers, and he doesn’t get a lot of face time on TV news shows. So Elizabeth would have to waste some precious indignation time explaining who Jackie is – and that won’t work because you can’t drop the intensity showing how outrageously outraged you are.
eeyore on August 21, 2007 at 4:13 PM
Jackie’s YouTube home page.
Guardian on August 21, 2007 at 4:29 PM
“Maybe it’s true!”
LOL!
jaime on August 21, 2007 at 4:47 PM
“It’s a good explanation for a moron”, and “They deserve to drop dead, every single one of them”. Great fun, great fun…
Trtle2001 on August 21, 2007 at 4:58 PM
Mason is a true relic, the last on his kind (except maybe Don Rickles?) I got to see him do a “warm-up” show at a small club in St Charles, IL a couple years back. It’s where he tried out his routine in front of a few dozen people before hitting the big stage. His act was obscene, terribly dated, and funny as hell.
I noticed the same thing Swinehound mentioned – he was a tiny, frail man when he walked in from the dressing room, but on stage it was like they injected him with speed. He’s got that trademark delivery you can’t miss.
You didn’t save Caddyshack II, Jackie, but maybe you’ll save the nation.
Hannibal Smith on August 21, 2007 at 4:59 PM
Gosh it’s great….even liberating……just to hear a real person (not a politician!) speak truth plainly and openly like this!
Give me one Jackie Mason for every 10,000 politicians and “pundits” and this country would be The Land Of Our Fathers again!
Jackie, you’re one of a kind.
Keith_Z on August 21, 2007 at 5:25 PM
Swine – I find your observation to be very interesting!
Go Jackie, GO!
Babs on August 21, 2007 at 5:46 PM
LOL – made my Monday. Liz will be on the war path though!
Dare I say it?
2008
Mason/Coulter
At least we will always know where they stand!
On-my-soap-box on August 21, 2007 at 5:53 PM
Speaking truth to power.
Warms my cold little conservative heart!
petefrt on August 21, 2007 at 6:11 PM
Jackie called Edwards a disgusting low-life pig ! Now I ask you, is that nicer than what Coulter called him ? It all depends on the Politically Correct factor doesn’t it ? I don’t think the PC police have added “disgusting low-life pig” to the off limits speech list yet. Thank you Jackie for saying what the rest of us dare not say. Maybe one day we will get free speech back and it will be because of men like you who are not afraid to say what you think. And yes, Edwards is a disgusting low-life pig.
Maxx on August 21, 2007 at 7:19 PM
What’s wrong with you, AP? This is mild stuff indeed. How does it set your spider senses atinglin’? Chillax. I think you need a reset after the Alex Jones deathmetal blowout.
thegreatbeast on August 21, 2007 at 7:40 PM
under, lol he was callin ms,edwards out.
trailortrash on August 21, 2007 at 8:08 PM
Edwards is such a lightweight he hardly deserves anything more than helium-filled balloons saying: “I got $50,000 for giving a speech on Poverty“.
profitsbeard on August 21, 2007 at 8:14 PM
Missed a word.
BKennedy on August 21, 2007 at 8:15 PM
BKennedy-
Thanks.
Forgot the code.
profitsbeard on August 21, 2007 at 8:16 PM
Democrats, sex, sex, sex, Clinton, Clinton, Sex, Sex,Sex, lies, lies, Edwards pig, sounds like Jackie covered it all.
Irenaeus on August 21, 2007 at 8:22 PM
Boy…this is gonna piss Mrs. Edwards off.
coldshot on August 21, 2007 at 8:35 PM
Personally, I’m still grinning from one of my all time favorites: Bryan demolishing Silky with blunt force trauma:
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/28/video-ann-coulter-gets-a-little-verklempt-on-morning-joe/
That had to hurt.
Dork B. on August 21, 2007 at 8:45 PM
This is how I sound in my innermost thoughts when I feel really, really angry. I like the way Jackie Mason puts it on camera.
aengus on August 21, 2007 at 9:38 PM
Holy Crap! That was awesome!
Jackie Mason is iconic as a kosher Jew. I don’t know that he could have called Edwards anything worse.
hulbstar on August 21, 2007 at 11:35 PM
Exactly, the average age of the nutroots is 20-something. They have no idea who Jackie Mason is. Also, because he bills himself as the Ultimate Jew, going after him would stink of anti-semitism. They won’t touch him.
jihadwatcher on August 22, 2007 at 12:01 AM
Don’t be so sure – look at the comments on some of his YouTube entries.
Hannibal Smith on August 22, 2007 at 12:29 AM
I think its great that Jackie can say whatever he wants to say and the PC Police won’t touch him. I just wish we didn’t have to belong to a minority group in order to speak our minds, we have lost a lot of freedom by playing the Political-Correctness-game. As a middle aged white man, I can’t say “Good Morning” without being called a racist and a hater. That’s exactly what Coulter was attacking when she called Edwards… what she called him. And you notice there have been no more stories in the new about people having to go to
re-education camps“rehab” for saying something non-Politically-Correct since she said it.But some people on the RIGHT just didn’t get it. Instead of acknowledging Coulter’s right to say it, they chose to play the PC-game, and feign outrage. We had better learn to say what we think, and when the PC-Police attack with their usual accusations of racism and “hater” … we need to laugh and tell them to grow-up, boo-frickin-hoo and if they don’t like it, that’s just too frickin bad. It’s the only way to take back that ground.
Maxx on August 22, 2007 at 12:55 AM
Yeah.. and you see the impact its had on Jackie… well he just completely shut-up didn’t he?
Those guys on YouTube don’t matter. Who in the media has gone after him? ANSWER: Nobody …. And they wouldn’t dare.
And even if they did, Jackie would call them all a bunch of disgusting low-life pigs. Who in the liberal media has the brass to stand-up to Jackie? ANSWER: Nobody
Maxx on August 22, 2007 at 1:25 AM
A man who chooses Dick Dale for his theme music CAN’T BE WRONG! WTG, Jackie!
Sensei Ern on August 22, 2007 at 10:00 AM
So Jackie tell us whats really on your mind. Heh Heh
sonnyspats1 on August 22, 2007 at 10:52 AM
Tactful? Nope.
Truthful? Yup.
soundingboard on August 22, 2007 at 3:24 PM
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