Oh, neato. She’s taking the David Carridine approach to teaching philosophy.

It’s like watching a lobotimized chimpanzee try to fish for termites.

Mindcrime on August 20, 2007 at 10:43 PM

Oh, wise and powerful Lardass, when will we be ready to receive your wisdom?

packsoldier on August 20, 2007 at 10:44 PM

“u r not ready”?

What, Rosie to reveal the secrets of the spiritual world to her?

(FYI AP, somethings messed up with La Shawn Barber, KP and Wallstrip’s links in the sidebar)

RightWinged on August 20, 2007 at 10:47 PM

yawn….

ajmontana on August 20, 2007 at 10:49 PM

Does she know how to form a whole sentence at all? Or does she do this to remain completely vague so others misunderstand her alleged point that no one will ever get to remain confrontational?

TFM

ThinkingForMyself on August 20, 2007 at 10:55 PM

soon you will know the power of the Dark Side

but not yet, you’re not ready

Defector01 on August 20, 2007 at 10:58 PM

All that hate’s gonna burn you up, Rosie.

Slublog on August 20, 2007 at 11:01 PM

Ummm…so I got cancer because…???

What a loon.

Bob's Kid on August 20, 2007 at 11:03 PM

i r not redy either

drjohn on August 20, 2007 at 11:11 PM

LOL…sorry Gavin MacLeod NOT Darin McGavin

Limerick on August 20, 2007 at 11:13 PM

I don’t know,, but reading stuff like that right b4 bed just sorta ruins the rest of the night for me.. She is just so insane……. btw. this is the first time i have posted since the new preview button came up, i like it…

gberez on August 20, 2007 at 11:21 PM

I m mirror,

U r ready ugly, inside and out.

Entelechy on August 20, 2007 at 11:29 PM

She’s really lost it. She’s reduced to posting illiterate haikus justifying secular-divine punishments to people who disagree with her political opinions.

aengus on August 20, 2007 at 11:34 PM

Heh, Ro Po’s are so much fun.

What would you call her writing style? Its like a bad mix of Livejournal poetry, LOLcat and text message grammar and spelling.

Bad Candy on August 21, 2007 at 12:15 AM

Please, no more “Rosie shows the world how to be an communist, anti-American idiot”

AZCON on August 21, 2007 at 12:17 AM

Oh great, haikook poetry from a zen tardball.

Must be August.

Ken McCracken on August 21, 2007 at 12:23 AM

u do not understand
what i mean

and that is ok

u r not ready

She is so enlightened. So enlightened in fact, that no one else can understand what she means when she says people get cancer and die slow horrible deaths because they lie.

So, when is Ro-row-row your boat gently down the koolaid stream getting her slow horrible cancer death?

SilverStar830 on August 21, 2007 at 12:36 AM

I don’t know…., now I miss chocolate rain guy.

Kini on August 21, 2007 at 12:37 AM

OT:

Chocolate Rain
Carl’s Junior I visited again

Something I was thinking about a few days ago…thanks.

baldilocks on August 21, 2007 at 12:54 AM

Frankly, if I am never ready for Ro-Ro’s philosphy, I can live with that. I would be more frightened of actually understanding what is going on in the deep dark recesses in the mass of flesh she calls a brain.

Don’t get too close. It’s like a black hole that will pull you in as it devours all reason, logic, and goodness within it’s orbit.

Mallard T. Drake on August 21, 2007 at 1:00 AM

I guess there is no need for chemo/radiation/surgery after all. What were we thinking? With this new “scientific” evidence, just think how much money this will save the “new” (God forbid) government run health care system. I can see it now…” No Mrs. Jones, I am glad to tell you, you will not be needing chemo treatment, new evidence shows that if you just tell the truth, you will be cured of the cancer”. What a joke! It’s hard to believe that anyone could be that stupid, but once again, Rosie has lowered the standard of stupidity.

Trtle2001 on August 21, 2007 at 1:26 AM

Dear Rosie,

if u want ur show ta suckseed
don’t alienate(phew.) every last person
whos ever had a cancer survivor
in thar family.

BKennedy on August 21, 2007 at 1:49 AM

rosie
you are not a prophet
you need sometimes
to shut up

cancer victims abound
and they are not all
blind leftist schmucks

sometimes people are just people

get a clue

hillbillyjim on August 21, 2007 at 2:19 AM

U CNT HNDL DA TRTH

Kini on August 21, 2007 at 3:24 AM

I have to go back and read what this is about, which will no doubt make me more irritated, but knowing and reading people like this on another forum…..ack! If I don’t stop, I’ll need a wig from all the hair pulling due to illogical thought processes and unwarranted superiority complexes. LOL, guess I better breath. *rolls eyes*

Is it ok for me to say that I think I hate her?

yggdrasil on August 21, 2007 at 3:49 AM

She writes that way because she wants to be the cute little high school girl she never was. She hates the world and is so angry because she will never be that cute little high school girl. Rosie’s deepest darkest secret is that she wishes some man would love her.

peacenprosperity on August 21, 2007 at 5:35 AM

I wish everyone would just ignore this idiot. Let her fade into obscurity like roseanne.

Texas Nick 77 on August 21, 2007 at 6:09 AM

“When you can snatch this Fruity Pebble from my hand, you will be ready.”

James on August 20, 2007 at 10:57 PM

BWAHAHAHA! Great thanks for making me spit coffee on my monitor.

Kahuna on August 21, 2007 at 7:12 AM

My god, if my editors saw something like that they would make us rewrite it.

ScoopPC11 on August 21, 2007 at 7:52 AM

Yikes…there really are lost souls out there that go to this vile shrew for advise? LOL!

sabbott on August 21, 2007 at 8:00 AM

If liars and mean spirited people were more prone to disease Rosie would be the world’s largest portable petrie dish of cancer.

stop thinking - eat - breathe - eat - breathe - eat - eat

Alden Pyle on August 21, 2007 at 8:19 AM

Maybe Rosie is hanging upside down for to
long and it’s affecting her brain.

canopfor on August 21, 2007 at 8:35 AM

It’s official….

Rosie’s ego is now larger than her ass.

Paul the American on August 21, 2007 at 9:06 AM

We now return you to something…

that’s actually important.

Yeah. Yeah. I know. “Entertainment Value” and all that jazz.

One Angry Christian on August 21, 2007 at 9:12 AM

Perhaps the world’s florists could contribute to a fund so that the roses could sue to get their good name back…

landlines on August 21, 2007 at 9:27 AM

I wish I could laugh at Rosie, but too many deceived people look to her and her peers for guidance.

Of course, Rosie’s “spirituality” is very much like her view of 9/11 - borrowed from dangerous kooks who are spreading their poisonous philosophy like a deadly virus.

angryoldfatman on August 21, 2007 at 10:04 AM

You all need to cut Rosie some slack.

It’s very obvious that she is exhibiting all the symptoms of someone who is suffering from Zactly’s Disease.

Her face looks Zactly like her ass.

there it is on August 21, 2007 at 8:27 AM

ROFLMAO…. I’ll have to remember that one!

Don’t know if I’ll offend anyone about this, but now I think about it, RO’s philosophy reminds me of Kevin Trudeau… another Scientology pimp in my opinion.

RO’s gone even more wacko than jacko.

TFM

ThinkingForMyself on August 21, 2007 at 11:16 AM

What will Rosie say if she gets cancer?

Nethicus on August 21, 2007 at 11:58 AM

Yeah, somebody in that conversation isn’t ready, and it isn’t Gwen.

Merovign on August 21, 2007 at 1:07 PM

I just want to hit my forehead with a hammer.

Black Adam on August 21, 2007 at 1:55 AM

I’d like to hit her forehead–no, I take that back, her tush–with a hammer. She’d be well protected from damage and I’d get the same psychic (no, not THAT kind) satisfaction.

I always click on Rosie links for one reason:
The hilarious comments make me ROFL all day.
Well done guys! *claps*

inviolet on August 21, 2007 at 1:30 PM

What will Rosie say if she gets cancer?

Nethicus on August 21, 2007 at 11:58 AM

Rosie will blame the same people she blames for everything else: Roving Bush. Oops, I mean, “Rove and Bush!”

NightmareOnKStreet on August 21, 2007 at 6:36 PM