Video: “Michael Vick’s School For Disobedient Dogs”
posted at 5:18 pm on August 18, 2007 by Allahpundit
A little edgier than our normal fare but it’s Saturday, traffic is in the toilet, and, unlike most of the crap on Will Ferrell’s site, it’s genuinely funny. The F-bomb is deployed more than once, though, so please observe your official content warning.
If you need a news angle to redeem it, go watch NYT columnist Selena Roberts’s heart bleed for Vick, whose co-defendants she all but describes as rats. You may remember her from her columns about the Duke lax scandal, which she demagogued through a prism of race and privilege so cartoonish that KC Johnson once wrung a day’s worth of posts from just one of her pieces. This one and this one are good but this one‘s the killer. For a diversity scold, she sure seems to prefer her environs lily white. Click the image to watch.
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So now I know where the angry feminanazis work.
I hope Rupert Rips Em but good.
Kini on August 18, 2007 at 5:41 PM
Talk about a target-rich environment!….lol
Keith_Z on August 18, 2007 at 5:41 PM
Hilarious…
JWS on August 18, 2007 at 5:43 PM
I made it about 1/2 through before I fell asleep…
Genuinely funny? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
Sorry – to each his own, I guess…
Dr. Gecko on August 18, 2007 at 5:45 PM
Well, don’t let PETA see it.
The end sum’s up his career
and his demise perfectly.
canopfor on August 18, 2007 at 5:50 PM
I didn’t think it was all that funny, but it does demonstrate to me the pile of ka-ka Vick is in. When your “situation” is lampooned like that.
TwinkietheKid on August 18, 2007 at 5:53 PM
Dr. Gecko on August 18, 2007 at 5:45 PM
You made it halfway through? Gunpoint? Money?
JWS on August 18, 2007 at 6:01 PM
His videotaped confession is online now too.
wordwarp on August 18, 2007 at 6:43 PM
Half as long would have been better, but it’s right on target. Thanks, Allah.
If Vick ever does play ball again (I hope not), I think the sportscasters should refer to him as Michael “DawgKilla” Vick.
Splashman on August 18, 2007 at 6:53 PM
rivetin
aw dam clicked da preview buddon an nuttin happen. gawdam whitey blog disscrimiminatin mofos.
RushBaby on August 18, 2007 at 6:57 PM
@wordwarp: Awesome — thanks!
Splashman on August 18, 2007 at 6:58 PM
“Oh Yeah – I’ll straighten out both o’dem bitches.” LOL.
Check out the new PREVIEW button! I’ll start using it one of these days.
jaime on August 18, 2007 at 7:13 PM
After about 1:38 in I realized that was a minute and thirty eight seconds I wish I could have back. Not even a chuckle here. Hurting dogs isn’t something I can loosen up about, sorry Allah, better to have 0 traffic, in my humble opinion.
BUT THE NEW PREVIEW BUTTON MAKES IT ALL GOOD! THANK
GODALLAH.Now if you could make it work, wow, that would be awesome! ;o/
NightmareOnKStreet on August 18, 2007 at 7:13 PM
I submitted a comment and it went to never-never land. I didn’t use the PREVIEW button, but I mentioned it. Is that a no-no?
jaime on August 18, 2007 at 7:14 PM
Once again, my comment went to the scrap heap. What’s up?
jaime on August 18, 2007 at 7:19 PM
I’m down with that dog!
Randy
williars on August 18, 2007 at 7:19 PM
WOOF!
SouthernGent on August 18, 2007 at 7:29 PM
genuinely funny…..??..I guess Im getting old….!
HadaAbeche on August 18, 2007 at 7:30 PM
We’ve got all the diversity she could ever want out here! Come on down.
PRCalDude on August 18, 2007 at 7:41 PM
Too long and disjointed, though it had some real funny parts (I liked his version of reverse psychology).
frankj on August 18, 2007 at 7:46 PM
OT: FOXNEWS reporting a fire at ground zero… abandoned skyscraper… 2 firefighters critical… toxic nightmare. Sorry, I can’t get my Outlook to work or I would’ve sent it as a news tip, Allah.
NightmareOnKStreet on August 18, 2007 at 7:56 PM
OT: FOXNEWS REPORTS BOTH FIREFIGHTERS HAVE DIED. RIP.
NightmareOnKStreet on August 18, 2007 at 8:00 PM
Sorry couldn’t get into that one.
ChrisIansNana on August 18, 2007 at 8:30 PM
Crude,rude,repugnent and riddled with crassitude. This is the direct result of not requiring much of a scholastic performance from students on athletic scholarships. That system was breached many years ago. I don’t buy into lowering standards and calling it humor. I find the lack of accountability and blantant disregard for setting a good example for the youth of this country unacceptable. The reference to sex and violence is appalling. There is an old joke about a gorilla in a fur coat that is oh so appropriate here.
sonnyspats1 on August 18, 2007 at 8:31 PM
Haha, that one is much better.
BadgerHawk on August 18, 2007 at 9:10 PM
wordwrap…now that was funny…i laughed out loud a few times…in no way was what the creaton did acceptable. He should be treated like the video portrays it. fulffin pig he is.
oldernslower on August 18, 2007 at 9:18 PM
Oh crap, that was laugh out loud funny. I guess lol would be redundant. lol
oakpack on August 18, 2007 at 9:28 PM
wordwrap…that was a funny video. I made it through to the end versus about 1 and a half minutes for the other one. Thanks.
AP – the preview button rocks!
Canadian Infidel on August 18, 2007 at 9:35 PM
Same. Yawn.
Dash on August 18, 2007 at 9:54 PM
The link to the Michael Vick “confession” was far better than the one posted by AP. I wasn’t offended, but it just wasn’t funny. Great idea, but poor execution.
asc85 on August 18, 2007 at 9:57 PM
1-800-DOG-KILA
Genius.
And I wholeheartedly agree about Will Farrell.
I was done with him before he started teaching little kids curse words and calling it funny.
Hawkins1701 on August 18, 2007 at 9:58 PM
Interesting…
I hated the Martial Arts child abuse video, but thought this was pretty funny for the most part.
Most people loved the child abuse video (and hated that I didn’t love it) but hate this one.
Buy Danish on August 18, 2007 at 10:14 PM
Comment on Selena Roberts’s article: so Michael Vick’s homies let him down? Well, what about all the people Michael Vick let down? Arthur Blank, Bobby Petrino, his teammates, every Falcons fan, etc.
radjah shelduck on August 18, 2007 at 10:31 PM
Don’t worry, it just means you’re broken.
– The Cat
MirCat on August 18, 2007 at 10:37 PM
radjah shelduck on August 18, 2007 at 10:31 PM
Not to mention his dogs.
Cat,
Broken? No hablo felina.
Buy Danish on August 18, 2007 at 11:23 PM
Sort of reminds me of “Cat Juggling” down in Mexico.
Wuptdo on August 18, 2007 at 11:40 PM
Funny as.
It’s not your fault half your commentators have no sense of humor, AP.
But just talk about lowering capital gains tax and watch ’em liven up some.
Christoph on August 19, 2007 at 6:24 AM
The overt racism displayed throughout the entire clip was rather disappointing.
KMC1 on August 19, 2007 at 8:20 AM
The confession one was very good.
Fandango on August 19, 2007 at 8:49 AM
Yeah, the producer working with a variety of white people proved his racism beyond doubt.
It was funny. Admit it.
Christoph on August 19, 2007 at 11:04 AM
Yeah, the confession one’s funnier.
Tanya on August 19, 2007 at 11:41 AM
I laughed (out loud at the monitor, not common).
Vick has male identity problems. Needs to be “all cruel and nasty” to at least assume a “masculine” look to others. Probably gay.
BL@KBIRD on August 19, 2007 at 11:47 AM
Thanks for both vids. Always nice to get a good laugh on a Sunday morning.
Now what’s all this about a preview button?
Readymade on August 19, 2007 at 12:39 PM
It doesn’t work quite right yet, but its a good start. Still needs a little tweaking.
Maxx on August 19, 2007 at 1:55 PM
I’d say that was pretty clever.
1-800-DOG-KILA
I’m gonna be snickering about that for days.
tree hugging sister on August 19, 2007 at 3:35 PM
His videotaped confession is online now too.
Gatordoug on August 19, 2007 at 3:47 PM
I hope Vick rots in jail.
congsan on August 19, 2007 at 5:27 PM
VICK, DOGS, AND THE POINT SPREAD
The real issue with Vick (besides his alleged twisted mind toward canines) is not dog fighting. The real issue is gambling. Does anyone realize that this is a gambling problem and that Vick has the potential for controlling the point spread of several NFL football games.
Oh I am sorry. Pro sports cannot be fixed and no gambling is going on. Just wondering…
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