How did it happen? The first clip presents the mystery, the second clip solves it. A little math for you: assuming a 30-day month with 20 waking hours per day, she’s texting at a clip of one message every 1.2 minutes. More, actually, if you use the higher estimate she gives.

Even so, I dig the whole Cameron Diaz vibe. Exit question nuance: The big A’s iPhone comes with no bill at all.