And the next Bond girl is…
posted at 8:02 pm on August 13, 2007 by Bryan
Good choice, if true. Very good choice.
And no, I have no idea if she can, you know, act.
Her name is Shilpa Shetty. If you’d like to conduct your own research, click on the pic.
This shot makes a pretty good case for her as the next Bond girl, but I’m guessing that it’s probably not true.
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Bollywoodmania!
RightWinged on August 13, 2007 at 8:05 PM
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doesn’t matter. No one watches the performance of a bond girl hoping to see some great acting.
Weight of Glory on August 13, 2007 at 8:05 PM
Uhhhhhhh, sorry, what were we talking about?
conservnut on August 13, 2007 at 8:06 PM
And I was thinking it would be Valerie Plame.
Or would she need to post Bond?
profitsbeard on August 13, 2007 at 8:07 PM
I have to admit, I nearly didn’t click on it. Fearing another Allah Rosie ruse. Thanks for cleansing my palate Bryan.
conservnut on August 13, 2007 at 8:08 PM
ditto
CaptainObvious on August 13, 2007 at 8:10 PM
For my very first post….I think the next Bond Girl should be Michelle. Smart, intelligent, witty and can handle her own. What else could you ask for?
LakeRacer on August 13, 2007 at 8:12 PM
Who would the bad guy be? Geraldo?
conservnut on August 13, 2007 at 8:18 PM
Valerie Plame could play Rosa Klebb.
see-dubya on August 13, 2007 at 8:21 PM
Yes, Shilpa Shetty is georgeous, but Michelle is hotter, and I agree that Michelle should be the next Bond girl.
Geraldo could be the head of SPECTRE’s open borders scheme.
Whoops, got to go! My shoe phone is ringing.
The False Dervish on August 13, 2007 at 8:28 PM
I hope this Shilpa Shetty isn’t a shetty actress.
Sorry. By the way, MKH should be the next Bond girl.
radjah shelduck on August 13, 2007 at 8:29 PM
She needs to work on her abs.
Her nose is just plain weird.
I think she is a dude like a Singapore mahoo.
And her name stinks it is a shetty sounding name!
TheSitRep on August 13, 2007 at 8:32 PM
Maybe AllahPundit should audition for the part of the next James Bond super-villain, ya’think?
My collie says:
(Please don’t ban me Bryan.)
CyberCipher on August 13, 2007 at 8:38 PM
There is a lot of FAKERY going on here. They have those teats blown up so much that in 5 years her nips are going to hang even with her elbows.
RushBaby on August 13, 2007 at 8:40 PM
Michelle as a Bond Girl? I don’t think I could stand to see her kiss Daniel Craig.
Dork B. on August 13, 2007 at 8:43 PM
I knew I never should have divorced Shilpa…….dern it!
Limerick on August 13, 2007 at 8:46 PM
I thought that too. Glad it’s not just me.
Kowboy on August 13, 2007 at 8:57 PM
I remember her. Richard Gere, India, PDA, effigy…
PowWow on August 13, 2007 at 8:59 PM
missed the bottom link til just now. I need to start today over.
PowWow on August 13, 2007 at 9:00 PM
Okay, why doesn’t the “This shot” link not work for me and what am I missing?
Dusty on August 13, 2007 at 9:05 PM
Never mind. It’s Firefox.
Dusty on August 13, 2007 at 9:08 PM
God Bless America, and may God Bless our newest Bond Girl!
Bond Girl for President in ’08
realVerse on August 13, 2007 at 9:12 PM
conservnut on August 13, 2007 at 8:06 PM
Umm, ahhh, what was the question again???
doriangrey on August 13, 2007 at 9:14 PM
She’s no Aishwarya Rai, but definitely a good pick.
I think it’s great that Hollywood is appreciating some of India’s many beautiful women.
And at least they’re not picking Lindsey Lohan.
MoxArgon on August 13, 2007 at 9:31 PM
Can’t it just be Halle Berry? Forever?
Tony737 on August 13, 2007 at 9:35 PM
Jayne Seymore was a top-tier Bond Babe. Mmmmmmh. Medicine Woman…
Dork B. on August 13, 2007 at 9:53 PM
She ain’t no Daniela Bianchi or Ursula Andress. The first two Bond girls are still the hottest. Daniela and Ursula in their 60′s are hotter than this twit.
Frank Nitti on August 13, 2007 at 10:12 PM
Her nose is just plain weird.
TheSitRep on August 13, 2007 at 8:32 PM
I thought that too. Glad it’s not just me.
Kowboy on August 13, 2007 at 8:57 PM
Nose? What nose? Never got that far. What’s a nose got to do with it…her? Acting…Bond…huh? What were we talking about…?
Roger Brown on August 13, 2007 at 10:15 PM
Helen Thomas?
StuLongIsland on August 13, 2007 at 10:30 PM
Ooops started from the bottom up. Glad I am wrong, which would be worst Hellen or Hillary or maybe Vallarie Plame
StuLongIsland on August 13, 2007 at 10:31 PM
Funny, I thought John Edwards was the next Bond girl. He’s got the hair thing down and he’s definitely more feminine then Grace Jones.
jdkchem on August 13, 2007 at 10:34 PM
So will they have a big dance number right before Bond and Shilpa kiss?
Anyway, this’ll be interesting if true, I’ll be curious how some of the people in India will handle this, given what a sh*tfit there was over Richard Gere kissing her.
Bad Candy on August 13, 2007 at 10:41 PM
Ha!
Malpaso on August 13, 2007 at 10:44 PM
For a girl like this, I’m not sure it matters whether or not she can act.
Lawrence on August 13, 2007 at 11:34 PM
or was that Bond’s post…?
if only…
my personal favorite bond girl, but not my favorite bond movie
how about the ability to shoot a gun? besides, Bond probably couldn’t handle a girl who is smarter than he is; has anyone else noticed that dull glaze in Daniel Craig’s eyes (except when he’s sitting on a bottomless chair…)
urbancenturion on August 13, 2007 at 11:41 PM
Ouch, you didn’t need to remind me of that scene!
conservnut on August 13, 2007 at 11:45 PM
To clear things up -
jdkchem on August 13, 2007 at 10:34 PM: Funny, I thought John Edwards was the next Bond girl. Yes, but only a bit part as Bond kills Silky P early with Q’s plutonium hairspray.
profitsbeard on August 13, 2007 at 8:07 PM: And I was thinking it would be Valerie Plame. The new flick does include VP as a CIA “helper” that Bond surprisingly refuses to bed… because she’s not an undercover agent.
LakeRacer on August 13, 2007 at 8:12 PM: …I think the next Bond Girl should be Michelle. The Boss is always thinking long term. Watch for the her debut as the best M ever.
T J Green on August 13, 2007 at 11:50 PM
I realised a few years ago that my taste in women was formed almost entirely by the dozens of times I watched Jane Seymour in Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger as a child.
jic on August 14, 2007 at 12:43 AM
Nice picture, too bad she has no idea of the correct way to hold a
gun…pistol…heater…rod..piece.Oh forget it!
Herikutsu on August 14, 2007 at 12:51 AM
And here I thought the Obama girl was gonna get it.
BTW the new Bond guy rocks!
Mojave Mark on August 14, 2007 at 1:07 AM
If this post was by Allahpundit I would have thought we would see a photo of Rosie.
Sure, Rosie the Bond girl and Michael Moore as Bond. I think I just puked thinking about the love scene.
BobK on August 14, 2007 at 3:50 AM
Turn profile and all you have is nose.
HUGE nose.
jake-the-goose on August 14, 2007 at 8:42 AM
Thanks for the research link. It was very informative.
tommuck on August 14, 2007 at 9:33 AM
So many of these Bond “girls” are old “never weres” these days (except for Halle Berry). How about Alyssa Milano (too many credits to list), Charisma Carpenter (Buffy, Angel, Veronica Mars, others), Natalie Dormer (Ann Boleyn in the current Showtime series ‘The Tudors’) or even Sarah Michell Gellar (Buffy, plus movies and soaps).
Yeah, I spend waaaaay too much time watching TV.
doufree on August 14, 2007 at 9:48 AM
I wanted to sail the 7 sea’s with her too!
VikingGoneWild on August 14, 2007 at 10:31 AM
Isn’t it something of a tradition for a Bond Girl to pose in Playboy sometime just after the release of the movie?
I think that would probably count Michelle out, right there.
jeffshultz on August 14, 2007 at 1:07 PM