Video: The motion picture event of the decade
posted at 3:30 pm on August 9, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Uwe Boll would be the natural choice to direct but the trailer’s far too compelling to have his fingerprints on it. I held it together for about a minute, until “Find a 1 on a corner? IT’S A MINE.” And that was it for me.
Stolen shamelessly from Ace, about whose list of “guy movies chicks will watch” I’ll say only this: any woman who can’t appreciate “Evil Dead II” isn’t worth dating.
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“That clock is gonna to keep ticking until it reaches 9-9-9!”
“What happens then?”
“Nothing, you just suck!”
TheEJS on August 9, 2007 at 3:38 PM
Please, like you have ever been on a date.
liberrocky on August 9, 2007 at 3:42 PM
Bloody fire walls! I can’t see this till I get home.
But I really liked Fletch.
Pulchritudinous Patriot on August 9, 2007 at 3:43 PM
That hurt, dude. I’m not disputing it, but damn, that hurt.
Allahpundit on August 9, 2007 at 3:44 PM
I’m going to be so bold to say this is going to do for Minesweeper what Top Gun did for the Navy.
TheEJS on August 9, 2007 at 3:45 PM
or at least what Iron Eagles did for the AF.
TheEJS on August 9, 2007 at 3:47 PM
That’s just because he’s never found a woman who appreciates it.
- The Cat
P.S. Nerd + Office Humor = This
P.P.S. Yes, I likey
MirCat on August 9, 2007 at 3:51 PM
i would date AP, but im a man and this is a conservative blog…
zane on August 9, 2007 at 3:53 PM
Comment of the day right there!
nailinmyeye on August 9, 2007 at 3:54 PM
You obviously haven’t seen any of AP’s brokeback posts.
Kini on August 9, 2007 at 3:55 PM
If AP ever does a Vent, he and Bryan are in soooo much trouble.
- The Cat
MirCat on August 9, 2007 at 3:56 PM
Blogging out of the closet, heh?
Kini on August 9, 2007 at 3:58 PM
It would be interesting to see AP appear in a Vent….
by the way where have all the Vent’s gone???
terryannonline on August 9, 2007 at 3:59 PM
lol
we love our AP, tbh he is the reason i read this blog, often hilarious, always insightful, unfortunatley iphonless, but he still perseveres.
zane on August 9, 2007 at 3:59 PM
I ♥ AP
Kini on August 9, 2007 at 4:02 PM
From High Fidelity (2000):
Karl on August 9, 2007 at 4:03 PM
Minesweeper sounds better than several movies in the theaters right now.
High Desert Wanderer on August 9, 2007 at 4:09 PM
Either you understood what I said wrong or I understood what you said wrong.
To clearify: I’m talking about the mash up possibilities. :P
- The Cat
MirCat on August 9, 2007 at 4:09 PM
Where have all the Vents gone?
amerpundit on August 9, 2007 at 4:12 PM
Minesweeper would certainly beat out Gigli, Hoot, An Inconvenient Truth, Bratz, and many other crapflics. Seriously, Minesweeper has the potential for Comedy Gold. I expecially liked the “it’s never the first one! *BOOM*”
BKennedy on August 9, 2007 at 4:16 PM
I thought you were having a Hello Kitty moment, like me.
Kini on August 9, 2007 at 4:18 PM
They still have the Vents. They’re just disguised so you’ll read all the posts.
Kini on August 9, 2007 at 4:20 PM
The trailer was funny, but sad thing is someone would make a real movie out of it.
The funny thing is, a lot of those movies on Ace’s list are ones I would drag my husband to see. One of my favorite all-time movies is “Army of Darkness”, I’ve seen “Evil Dead II” on my own time, and I hate chick flicks with a passion.
ScoopPC11 on August 9, 2007 at 4:22 PM
I kind of liked this one from the same source, although the language is extremely bad: Where the F*** is Carmen Sandiego?
“Do it, Rockapella!”
see-dubya on August 9, 2007 at 4:32 PM
funny
jummy on August 9, 2007 at 4:34 PM
This is how the Clintons see the US military.
Hening on August 9, 2007 at 5:07 PM
ROFL
I have a few dates for AP on my palm tree.
On-my-soap-box on August 9, 2007 at 5:25 PM
Nope, I’ve never misbehaved as a police officer.
- The Cat
MirCat on August 9, 2007 at 5:59 PM
The odd thing is that Solitaire could probably be turned into a legitimate indie movie. “She was the queen of his heart”, “Damn you, you’re a joker”, that kind of thing. It would be a quirky load of dung like Garden State.
Apeking on August 9, 2007 at 6:12 PM
Yeah and not having health insurance is supposed to be motivation to better yourself too.
It’s supposed to be a free country so pursue happiness and if she says no there’s lots of other pursuits out there.
Speakup on August 9, 2007 at 6:19 PM
You know what they say about a man in uniform.
Kini on August 9, 2007 at 6:27 PM
“I’m here because I’m bored!”
Better special effects than the game. Is there a new version I can download :-)
Ordinary1 on August 9, 2007 at 6:37 PM
I love it! I wonder if you could actually make a decent movie out of this concept?
Vanceone on August 9, 2007 at 6:39 PM
“First you try to kill me…now you try to kiss me…Blow”
Sgt. Khe Sahn
1GooDDaDDy on August 9, 2007 at 7:12 PM
(Quiet Voice) I don’t get it. (End quiet voice)
I guess me and the Big Al will never date.
mjk on August 9, 2007 at 9:04 PM
This is a spoof of the movie ” The Guardian ” with Kevin Costner about a Coast Guard training facility
bdog2995 on August 10, 2007 at 8:11 AM