Comments on: Quote of the day http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/ The world’s first, full-service conservative Internet broadcast network Mon, 28 May 2012 02:35:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Bigfoot http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-627094 Bigfoot Thu, 09 Aug 2007 18:42:56 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-627094 <blockquote>“If there are no cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.”</blockquote> Referring to another common vice: In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here. And when we're gone from here, All our friends will be drinking all the beer.

“If there are no cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.”

Referring to another common vice:

In heaven there is no beer.
That’s why we drink it here.
And when we’re gone from here,
All our friends will be drinking all the beer.

]]> By: Kowboy http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-626562 Kowboy Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:29:07 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-626562 I think the way she felt after she got arrested is described best by one of my favorites: Life is a sh*t filled Twinkie and today is just another bite. I think the way she felt after she got arrested is described best by one of my favorites:

Life is a sh*t filled Twinkie and today is just another bite.

]]> By: smellthecoffee http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-626498 smellthecoffee Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:59:16 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-626498 Dean Martin famously said, "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they are going to feel all day." He was such a funny drunk, one of a few at the time, but now it seems we can't laugh about it anymore. Dean Martin famously said, “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s the best they are going to feel all day.” He was such a funny drunk, one of a few at the time, but now it seems we can’t laugh about it anymore.

]]> By: TunaTalon http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-626364 TunaTalon Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:36:49 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-626364 Bryan, I'm sure you looked high and low for that image. It probalby would go faster if you look while sober. (Montey Python?) Bryan, I’m sure you looked high and low for that image.
It probalby would go faster if you look while sober.

(Montey Python?)

]]> By: saved http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-626220 saved Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:00:28 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-626220 A drunken card dealer on the highways! What is this world coming to? Back to the trailer sweetie. A drunken card dealer on the highways! What is this world coming to? Back to the trailer sweetie.

]]> By: Zorro http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-626133 Zorro Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:32:42 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-626133 She needs our prayers. She needs our prayers.

]]> By: libertytexan http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625804 libertytexan Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:12:12 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625804 I'm not drunk and high right now, I'm just more in tune with the universe I’m not drunk and high right now, I’m just more in tune with the universe

]]> By: SuperManGreenLantern http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625741 SuperManGreenLantern Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:25:46 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625741 Was that around the time she insulted Tammy Wynette? Was that around the time she insulted Tammy Wynette?

]]> By: Doug http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625701 Doug Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:00:02 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625701 Hil Clinton wore a shirt today that said, "If you expect me to stay home and bake cookies, I'm your girl!" Any oldtimers know what I'm referencing? Hil Clinton wore a shirt today that said, “If you expect me to stay home and bake cookies, I’m your girl!”

Any oldtimers know what I’m referencing?

]]> By: Entelechy http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625642 Entelechy Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:10:18 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625642 I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. - - Benny Hill I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. – - Benny Hill

]]> By: slp http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625609 slp Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:41:36 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625609 This is a little old. This was first posted in the Smoking Gun on August 1, 2007. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0801071drunk1.html WUSA got it from WTSP which probably got it from the Smoking Gun. This is a little old.

This was first posted in the Smoking Gun on August 1, 2007.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0801071drunk1.html

WUSA got it from WTSP which probably got it from the Smoking Gun.

]]> By: RushBaby http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625432 RushBaby Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:51:07 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625432 I hope she is not too pickled to be embarrassed, and that this arrest will turn her around. I recommend an 13-step program, beginning with the familiar 12 and culminating in purging her wardrobe of all black t-shirts. I hope she is not too pickled to be embarrassed, and that this arrest will turn her around. I recommend an 13-step program, beginning with the familiar 12 and culminating in purging her wardrobe of all black t-shirts.

]]> By: Dusty http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625422 Dusty Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:44:14 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625422 And neither are immune from going to the pen. And neither are immune from going to the pen.

]]> By: Weight of Glory http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625421 Weight of Glory Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:42:19 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625421 Lindsay? Is that you? Lindsay? Is that you?

]]> By: Bad Candy http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625418 Bad Candy Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:39:57 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625418 Heh, this is an oldie but a goodie. I think I did this one at doubleplusundead...<a href="http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/woman_arrested_repeatedly_for_duis_driving_after_license_revoked" rel="nofollow">yep</a>, nearly a week ago, damn, I should have sent it to the tipline. Heh, this is an oldie but a goodie. I think I did this one at doubleplusundead…yep, nearly a week ago, damn, I should have sent it to the tipline.

]]> By: MB4 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625415 MB4 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:37:12 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625415 "I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time." "If there are no cigars in Heaven, I shall not go." - Mark Twain “I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.”

“If there are no cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.”

- Mark Twain

]]> By: infidel4life http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/comment-page-1/#comment-625412 infidel4life Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:34:31 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/08/quote-of-the-day-81/#comment-625412 And then there's the old classic: "I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I pass out......no problem!" And then there’s the old classic:

“I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I pass out……no problem!”

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