Comments on: Government researchers developing “puke ray”

By: gekkobear

gekkobear — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:51:16 +0000

A couple questions…

1) Can they make a big one & mount it on a helicopter? Seriously, you want crowd dispersal, start making everyone in a 20-foot circle upchuck… the crowd will move.

2) Please do not let them get out how they do this. I don’t want to know if a hacker with virus software can adjust a monitor refresh/color patterns to do this… don’t want to know.

By: KCtheKat

KCtheKat — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:30:55 +0000

That smile at the end of his song is going to give me nightmares, for life.

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:56:25 +0000

Reminds me of when the French experimented with low frequency sonic vibration to disperse rioters by…um…loosening their bowels.

Put both technologies together and next stop: Gaza!

HockeyTemper on August 6, 2007 at 7:21 PM

The search for the “Brown Note” was given up several years ago. Even Mythbusters took a stab at it, but no Depends were soiled.

By: crazy_legs

crazy_legs — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:44:43 +0000

This is quite possibly the greatest blog post ever written.

I'll go one further. Best. Blog. Thread. EVAH. I'm laughing my you-know-what off reading these posts. Puke is funny enough (I still chuckle when I think of the puke scene in Team America), add a weaponized puke ray and we're talking comedy gold! If 24 ever wanted to do a comedic season, this is the way to do it!

By: Kralizec

Kralizec — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:05:50 +0000

Now, if I can just learn which wavelengths are the most disorienting, I can make a fortune in the underworld, selling anti-puke sunglasses!

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:21:00 +0000

Pretty cool but I like the ‘gay ray’ better. Imagine a bunch of jihadis all of a sudden they drop their AK’s and start raping each other! Well, I guess it isn’t rape if they let ‘em do it.

The French invented a ‘poop ray’? Awesome. Like Mr. Hockey said, mix it with our ‘puke ray’ … but let’s add it to the ‘gay ray’ and let the hilarity ensue! Hajji’s pukin’ and poopin’ all over each other as they make sweet, sweet Hajji love! Then our snipers can pick ‘em off easier … uh, just let ‘em finish first, it’s the humane thing to do.

By: Brat

Brat — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:20:06 +0000

Or, as in “Stand By Me” it would be a Barf-A-Rama.

By: Brat

Brat — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:18:28 +0000

Use in highly populated areas could result in one big vomitorium.

By: Alden Pyle

Alden Pyle — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:58:52 +0000

Not to mention, Ted Kennedy would be impervious due to his highly advanced anti-bed-spins capacity that evolved during the development of his drinking superpowers.

By: Alden Pyle

Alden Pyle — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:55:56 +0000

Picture a dozen Marines drinking ALL night and then making a 0600 PT call, the runs were often…colorful.

Engaging in this activity several times per week lead me to believe that the Vomit Ray would be a non factor. We actually performed pretty well while yacking all over ourselves, it just took some getting used to.

By: BKennedy

BKennedy — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:47:38 +0000

They’ll finally have something to replace the C-130 as “the vomit comet.”

By: DougC

DougC — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:51:30 +0000

Since I’m color blind, would I be immune? (To the puke ray).

By: boomer

boomer — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:45:02 +0000

close his eyes and leave himself vulnerable or advance while ralphing all over himself.

Whoa! What did they do? Feed the poor guy a big lunch just before the test?

By: Asher

Asher — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:21:59 +0000

Wouldn’t it be simpler to just hit people with a regular flashlight?

This sounds like something a Bond villain would employ right before 007 escaped and blew up the Swiss Alps headquarters.

By: thedecider

thedecider — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:11:20 +0000

Play some Babs Streisand while running clips from Jane Fonda’s workout vids. If they don’t puke from that then nothing will phase them.

By: Mark V.

Mark V. — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:59:33 +0000

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m getting sick of Tay Zonday.

By: Christoph

Christoph — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:26:45 +0000

What’s wrong with Tay?

By: canopfor

canopfor — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:00:20 +0000

What category of war porn would this
be under!

By: Mojack420

Mojack420 — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:44:26 +0000

No, like a small Rosie O’Donnell.

Bad Candy on August 6, 2007 at 7:36 PM

as if there is such a thing as a small Rosie.

By: csdeven

csdeven — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:16:12 +0000

I know you guys give Tay a lot of crap, but that guy has a set of pipes on him that some would give their left arm for. He needs some voice lessons and he could be very pleasent to listen to.

By: andycanuck

andycanuck — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:15:33 +0000

Being hit with a LED pipe. Or should it be called a Chunder Stick?

By: csdeven

csdeven — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:10:18 +0000

We’ve been through this in the past. What is so note worthy about using a naked picture of Hillary to incapacitate someone?

By: locomotivebreath1901

locomotivebreath1901 — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:57:24 +0000

Hmmm.

Both are very good examples, but ABC has the original patent with ‘the view’.

By: Dork B.

Dork B. — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:46:19 +0000

I have to go on record here. This Tay guy is cool, I can’t help but like him. He’s doing his thing, and posting it on YouTube. That takes guts. That guy is going through a stage that every good artist has to pass through; if he sticks with it, he can be great. If he has the right attitude, which it seems he does, he can pay enough of those dues until eventually, he’ll surprise a lot of people. But he seems so genuine and enthusiastic that I would encourage him if I met him. I hope the web isn’t too brutal with this guy, if I saw him end up on Best Week Ever or that Soup show I would feel bad for him, because his intentions seem admirable. And I know I posted a corny joke above, but honestly, I like this guy’s attitude.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:42:59 +0000

Scientist are truly amazing! Being able to convert Bill’s chicken thighs, Hillary’s cankles and cleavage into some space aged wavicle form and then weaponize it, is awesome.