Comments on: Audio: When Laura met Waffles

By: malkinmania

malkinmania — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:35:38 +0000

I heard Lurch threw his bicycle award ribbons clear over the lemonade stand

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 20:58:45 +0000

So, like, after the bicycle tire blew, did they give him another purple heart?

My collie says:

I’d like to pin one on his spandex.

By: georgej

georgej — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:25:14 +0000

Did they test Kerry for illegal performance-enhancing drugs? Did they test his rear tire for illegal performance-enhancing drugs? Was it Flat-u-Lance or just plain old Lance? Was Lance even there, given that he’s a survivor himself? Or how about his ex-fiance, Sheryl “One Sheet” Crow, also a victim of the disease?

The question asked of Laura whether she “popped his tire” reminded me of that Christina Aguilera music video “CandyMan” that AP posted here. You know the line I mean. While she denied it, she did admit to having one hand free, and let’s face it, he would be classified by any conservative as a “target of opportunity.” ;^)

Seriously, I have to give him credit for riding, in spite of a “malfunctioning” tire. And that silly top he wore….

By: soulsirkus

soulsirkus — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:47:43 +0000

112 miles in a little over 5 hours at a pace of 22 mph? That John Armstrong Ruiz Kerry, what a man!

By: MSGTAS

MSGTAS — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:20:21 +0000

The Katchup Man’s helmet is probably constructed of tin foil to keep his thoughts pure and communicate with Congressman Dennis Kucinich.

By: right2bright

right2bright — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:35:12 +0000

exagerrating (sp) his finish time, typical.

Karl Rove,do I see him in the back row with an ice pick?

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:31:19 +0000

Side note: did our country seriously almost elect that guy President?

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:30:24 +0000

You have quite a talent for picking out the funniest screencaps from the videos you post. This one is almost as good as JennaTiffanyMindyMandyAmber (I know the name’s in there somewhere).

By: saved

saved — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:02:41 +0000

Laura is one of the great women of our time.

Imagine MM and Laura in the WH.

By: ToddonCapeCod

ToddonCapeCod — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:27:39 +0000

Laura, I wish I could have been there to cheer you on.
So glad to hear you were in the area.
Keep well

By: mesablue

mesablue — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:18:12 +0000

Kerry’s got some manly shoulders.

Where the heck are they?

By: PowWow

PowWow — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:03:03 +0000

Wow, his tire explodes. This is a bispartisan event. Nothing is bipartisan to Kerry. And he went that fast the whole race? Wow, that’s alot for one day. Even for him

By: smellthecoffee

smellthecoffee — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:20:01 +0000

JFK in spandex! How did Laura control herself?

Man, if I ever saw Laura in spandex. . . yo.

Remember that time on the slopes when Kerry fell, and he blamed it on his “handler?” “I. never. fall.” he snarled. Was a time when that right there would have ended his career. It sure made the Swifties seem believable, no?

By: thedecider

thedecider — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:09:11 +0000

He was for using fix-a-flat before he was against it so…witness the result: a beginning that was over before it started – much like his campaign for POTUS.

By: radjah shelduck

radjah shelduck — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:59:21 +0000

If Kerry made that loud a noise when Laura shook his hand, imagine the thunderous sound he’d make if she pulled his finger!

By: Zorro

Zorro — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:18:21 +0000

Laura is such a fighter. Thank God she’s doing well.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:12:51 +0000

Who designed those outfits? Edwards

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:42:56 +0000

Haha, nice. BTW, Laura looks smokin’, especially for 43.

By: spike

spike — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:23:12 +0000

Is John showing cleveag?

By: canopfor

canopfor — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:23:09 +0000

I didn’t know Laura was a biker chic.
Sounds like Kerry’s mind blew up.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:19:41 +0000

It was for a good cause. Give ‘em both credit for being gracious.

By: omnipotent

omnipotent — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:10:25 +0000

That looks like a young John McCain that Laura has her arm around.

Could JFKerry look any more dour???? (The answer is no.)

By: Mallard T. Drake

Mallard T. Drake — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:05:58 +0000

John Kerry's ~~rear tire~~ blows

fixed it.

By: D0WNT0WN

D0WNT0WN — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:58:26 +0000

JFK in spandex! How did Laura control herself? Or…..did she?

By: thedecider

thedecider — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:55:35 +0000

Laura let the air out of John Kerry? She deflated his tube?
He went out with a whimper?

A thousand things could come to mind on this one but thanks for sharing.