Audio: When Laura met Waffles

posted at 8:48 pm on August 6, 2007 by Allahpundit

Courtesy of her producer, AJ. The moment of truth came at the Pan-Mass Challenge this past weekend.

Ever read about what happens when matter collides with anti-matter? Explosions, baby. At least, enough to pop a tire.

Breaking on Hot Air



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Laura let the air out of John Kerry? She deflated his tube?
He went out with a whimper?

A thousand things could come to mind on this one but thanks for sharing.

thedecider on August 6, 2007 at 8:55 PM

JFK in spandex! How did Laura control herself? Or…..did she?

D0WNT0WN on August 6, 2007 at 8:58 PM

John Kerry‘s rear tire blows

fixed it.

Mallard T. Drake on August 6, 2007 at 9:05 PM

That looks like a young John McCain that Laura has her arm around.

Could JFKerry look any more dour???? (The answer is no.)

omnipotent on August 6, 2007 at 9:10 PM

It was for a good cause. Give ’em both credit for being gracious.

Entelechy on August 6, 2007 at 9:19 PM

I didn’t know Laura was a biker chic.
Sounds like Kerry’s mind blew up.

canopfor on August 6, 2007 at 9:23 PM

Is John showing cleveag?

spike on August 6, 2007 at 9:23 PM

Haha, nice. BTW, Laura looks smokin’, especially for 43.

RightWinged on August 6, 2007 at 9:42 PM

Who designed those outfits? Edwards

TheSitRep on August 6, 2007 at 10:12 PM

Laura is such a fighter. Thank God she’s doing well.

Zorro on August 6, 2007 at 10:18 PM

If Kerry made that loud a noise when Laura shook his hand, imagine the thunderous sound he’d make if she pulled his finger!

radjah shelduck on August 6, 2007 at 10:59 PM

He was for using fix-a-flat before he was against it so…witness the result: a beginning that was over before it started – much like his campaign for POTUS.

thedecider on August 6, 2007 at 11:09 PM

JFK in spandex! How did Laura control herself?

Man, if I ever saw Laura in spandex. . . yo.

Remember that time on the slopes when Kerry fell, and he blamed it on his “handler?” “I. never. fall.” he snarled. Was a time when that right there would have ended his career. It sure made the Swifties seem believable, no?

smellthecoffee on August 6, 2007 at 11:20 PM

Wow, his tire explodes. This is a bispartisan event. Nothing is bipartisan to Kerry. And he went that fast the whole race? Wow, that’s alot for one day. Even for him

PowWow on August 7, 2007 at 12:03 AM

Kerry’s got some manly shoulders.

Where the heck are they?

mesablue on August 7, 2007 at 12:18 AM

Laura, I wish I could have been there to cheer you on.
So glad to hear you were in the area.
Keep well

ToddonCapeCod on August 7, 2007 at 1:27 AM

Laura is one of the great women of our time.

Imagine MM and Laura in the WH.

saved on August 7, 2007 at 7:02 AM

You have quite a talent for picking out the funniest screencaps from the videos you post. This one is almost as good as JennaTiffanyMindyMandyAmber (I know the name’s in there somewhere).

Professor Blather on August 7, 2007 at 8:30 AM

Side note: did our country seriously almost elect that guy President?

Professor Blather on August 7, 2007 at 8:31 AM

exagerrating (sp) his finish time, typical.

Karl Rove,do I see him in the back row with an ice pick?

right2bright on August 7, 2007 at 9:35 AM

The Katchup Man’s helmet is probably constructed of tin foil to keep his thoughts pure and communicate with Congressman Dennis Kucinich.

MSGTAS on August 7, 2007 at 10:20 AM

112 miles in a little over 5 hours at a pace of 22 mph? That John Armstrong Ruiz Kerry, what a man!

soulsirkus on August 7, 2007 at 11:47 AM

Did they test Kerry for illegal performance-enhancing drugs? Did they test his rear tire for illegal performance-enhancing drugs? Was it Flat-u-Lance or just plain old Lance? Was Lance even there, given that he’s a survivor himself? Or how about his ex-fiance, Sheryl “One Sheet” Crow, also a victim of the disease?

The question asked of Laura whether she “popped his tire” reminded me of that Christina Aguilera music video “CandyMan” that AP posted here. You know the line I mean. While she denied it, she did admit to having one hand free, and let’s face it, he would be classified by any conservative as a “target of opportunity.” ;^)

Seriously, I have to give him credit for riding, in spite of a “malfunctioning” tire. And that silly top he wore….

georgej on August 7, 2007 at 3:25 PM

So, like, after the bicycle tire blew, did they give him another purple heart?

My collie says:

I’d like to pin one on his spandex.

CyberCipher on August 7, 2007 at 4:58 PM

I heard Lurch threw his bicycle award ribbons clear over the lemonade stand

malkinmania on August 7, 2007 at 9:35 PM