This is a supposedly a human-rights organization from India. That old saying about “clean your own house first before you think about cleaning mine” comes to mind.

Also, if the game uses a single word of English, doesn’t it undermine its own cause?

Because I really don’t think I could mock liberals much more effectively that this does:

“This 3D downloadable game, teaches players about the unjust nature of U.S immigration policy.”

Seriously?

And if I assume this is for real …. what kind of complete tool is going to play this? Picture it: “Hey, dudes, wanna come over to my crib and play a little Iced?”

This game is gonna get some teenager’s ass kicked on the playground. A lot.

Enter SUCKERS to skip to the end of the Legal Immigration dungeon!

Enter a stolen Social Security number to unlock unlimited funds!

Enter RACECARD during play to become invulnerable!

The X-rated hack level is where you create your own little “citizen”, so that deporting you would cause the moral dilemma of family separation.

Kerplophel on August 5, 2007 at 9:23 PM

Funny, I thought the “Create Anchor Baby” option was neccesary if you wanted to go anywhere in the game. It probably has a 99% chance of stopping ICE capture, especially after you cast “Invoke: El Senador Kennedy”.

Level three: commit a felony so unspeakable that even Geraldo Rivera calls for your deportation. Rumor has it that this level is unbeatable.

I know how to beat that level. If you can drive a car in the game that is…

Just consume a whole lotta cerveza, get mucho borracho, jump in a car and run down Geraldo’s family, killing them all. Of course, you should get bonus points for having been arrested numerous times for various crimes and DUI previously, without ever having been deported after your previous drunk driving and other criminal cases were adjuticated.

Or, you can just shoot and kill a police officer during a routine traffic stop. The bonus points scenerio mentioned above still applies.

My thoughts, exactly!

So, funny story: I was looking for an answer to a question I had about something I was researching….so I went to an authority on the matter, and got an actual, by regulation, answer. I know, it’s crazy. True story, no BS, I talked to an authority on the matter!

0 points as you are now labeled as a race traitor and are banned from playing the game again.

Mojack420 on August 5, 2007 at 8:05 PM

How about gunfights with the black gangs? Maybe they won’t cover that particular part of life as an illegal immigrant because that would be too un-PC.

Of course, “questioning the establishment” is real brave anyway, especially in America where all we request is that if you act like a stupid, self-righteous douchebag we get to call you out on it.

Dissent is easy. You wanna be patriotic? Try supporting the mission our troops are on instead of just giving us platitudes about “Bush’s War.” Try defending the values that actually made America great. The First Amendment was created to allow a free exchange of ideas unfettered by government intrusion, not to be a black check for a bitchfest regarding your personal, irrational grievances.

How many points do you get if you immediately turn yourself in as soon as the game starts?

0 points as you are now labeled as a race traitor and are banned from playing the game again.

This is absolutely sickening. Only in America can you make a game slandering brave people who have to root out criminals that snuck in by the back door.

Dark-Star on August 5, 2007 at 7:21 PM

Amazing how so many of our people spit on the very freedoms they are given.

You know, we should create this game, only located in Mexico. I imagine the difficulty would be a lot higher, namely by getting killed on the first level every time.

This is absolutely sickening. Only in America can you make a game slandering brave people who have to root out criminals that snuck in by the back door.

and your kidding about the Geraldo Rivera calling for deportation.

Our Socialist Leader Hillary Klintoon has won the presidency, but evil Mitt Romney has, like Bush from Gore and Kerry, “won” by “getting the popular vote and the electoral college.” Your job is to silence the dissidents and the evil vast right wing conspiracy that is preventing your dream from coming true! You will need all your Stalinist tactics and propaganda to ensure victory for the people! Hillary is stuck in the massive recount war, and your job is to infiltrate the voting centers and change the votes, and that’s just level 1!

I was talking to my mom today who likes to follow both Canadian and U.S. politics.

Somehow, John McCain has even managed to alienate my mom… way-to-go!

Make that “Let me guess, vehicular homicide’s not included.”

Or perhaps, a level where you get in a contest to see who can pick the most lettuce.