Video: Mary Katharine Ham goes to the toilet

posted at 3:40 pm on August 3, 2007 by Allahpundit

I don’t know what’s more traumatizing: the cat gag, the fact that MKH owns a Koran, or the hint of an attractive woman using the can.

All my antiseptic patriarchal illusions, flushed. Click the image to watch.

Update: MKH IMs to say that’s a fake Koran. About her use of the toilet she says nothing.

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What a huge kitty cat that is…. what do you feed that thing, the neighbor’s pets ??

Maxx on August 3, 2007 at 3:46 PM

mmmmm… Ham… Cat gag?

Mazztek on August 3, 2007 at 3:47 PM

Careful, was that cat Muslim? Waterboarding is torture!

NeoConNews on August 3, 2007 at 3:47 PM

Is this the Friday night drinking thread?

RedWinged Blackbird on August 3, 2007 at 3:47 PM

That was funny.

terryannonline on August 3, 2007 at 3:49 PM

Cute kitty, adorable piece.

askheaves on August 3, 2007 at 3:49 PM

Yeah, I didn’t have a Koran on hand. That one was fashioned of a Stephen Ambrose book and a photocopy. So, no one can accuse me of even getting a Koran near the toilet. The cat eats dry food, once a day. Imagine what she’d look like if I fed her well! The vet called her “chunky.” Traumatic.

marykatharine on August 3, 2007 at 3:50 PM

MK, I hope you told kitty she’s just big boned.

KelliD on August 3, 2007 at 3:52 PM

“Felonies are bad bathroom etiquette.”

Tell that to the guys in leavenworth.

Has cair threatened her yet?

locomotivebreath1901 on August 3, 2007 at 3:52 PM

Anyone know where we can buy these Korans in bulk? Our copy of the Sears catalog is running short on pages in our outhouse at our summer cottage?

IntheNet on August 3, 2007 at 3:53 PM

LOL! Very, very good, MKH!

Tennman on August 3, 2007 at 3:55 PM

Q. Does Mary Katharine Ham know she is so hot she can do bathroom humor without unduly alienating her male fan base?
A. Yes.

Christoph on August 3, 2007 at 3:55 PM

Yeah, I didn’t have a Koran on hand. That one was fashioned of a Stephen Ambrose book and a photocopy. So, no one can accuse me of even getting a Koran near the toilet. The cat eats dry food, once a day. Imagine what she’d look like if I fed her well! The vet called her “chunky.” Traumatic.

marykatharine on August 3, 2007 at 3:50 PM

MK, what kind of cat is that? Does it have any Maine Coon in it?

RightWinged on August 3, 2007 at 3:58 PM

Loved it,MKH is the best,were to start the Bible,koran
the cat.Can’t wait for PETA’s response.He he he.

canopfor on August 3, 2007 at 4:00 PM

…why would she need to say it’s a fake Koran?

If it’s hers, she can damn well flush it to hell with where Muhammed and his 72 underage whores can pick it up. I understand the satire, but we can’t buy into this crap.

This whole thing has made me so angry. I was contemplating a protest movement, involving buying Korans and flushing them at a major university in my town. I was not a student there, they would be my own Korans, so theoretically the first amendment would still manage to survive.

In the end, I did not, because my fiancee was very scared that, were any members of a Muslim organization to identify me, they might come after us. Terrorism successful. I cannot express the ultimate rage I felt for her fear.

We’re approaching the point where some people, myself included, will have had enough. We’re tired of being the ones fearful of others rioting in the streets. Before long, we’ll be the ones outraged. Where can I sign up to be American Rage Boy?

MadisonConservative on August 3, 2007 at 4:00 PM

Well done Hammer. Hopefully you’ll do more videos like this. I’m jonesing for more Vent videos, but these guys seem too busy. Yours are well thought out and much appreciated. Thanks for the laugh.

ThackerAgency on August 3, 2007 at 4:09 PM

Mary Katherine is the best example(along with Michelle) this site has for the existence of the Creator God. Understanding this will save you money from buying that “A” shirt in the other thread.

jp on August 3, 2007 at 4:09 PM

MKH IMs to say that’s a fake Koran.

A must have for offending fake muslims.

infidel4life on August 3, 2007 at 4:16 PM

I needed that. Thanks MK.

Kowboy on August 3, 2007 at 4:19 PM

That’s why some guys should never marry, Allah. You can still insulate youself from your GFs’ normal biological functions.

MadisonConservative on August 3, 2007 at 4:00 PM

If you live in Madison, WI, I can understand your wife’s fear. You would be hunted down and hung within a day.

RW Wacko on August 3, 2007 at 4:20 PM

That was great!

Keli on August 3, 2007 at 4:20 PM

Great video and story line MKH. It amazes me on your creativity, keep it rolling. Maybe do one on how to swing votes in the house of rep,LOL

bones47 on August 3, 2007 at 4:26 PM

Ever notice that conservative women are so much prettier then liberal ones?

Hilts on August 3, 2007 at 4:29 PM

Stop talking about MKH’s kitty. Perverts.

Enrique on August 3, 2007 at 4:30 PM

Never mind the kitty-cat.

No actual Muslims were harmed outraged during the making of this film.

My collie says:

Don’t tell MKH, but if you lift the toilet tank lid, you’ll find a TINY LITTLE Islamic Rage Boy floating around in there.

Hmmm. Now I know why the Mr. Tidy Bowl commercials used to give me nightmares.

CyberCipher on August 3, 2007 at 4:34 PM

Light a match! Will ya?

TheSitRep on August 3, 2007 at 4:34 PM

MKH: “So, no one can accuse me of even getting a Koran near the toilet.”

But wait! isn’t it the “thought” that counts? Hmmmmm ….

darwin on August 3, 2007 at 4:34 PM

Do you worry about that felony.
Worry about that fella with a sword.

Just ask Theo Van Gogh.

TheSitRep on August 3, 2007 at 4:38 PM

When is MKHTV starting? I’ll subscribe to that network.

peacenprosperity on August 3, 2007 at 4:40 PM

Gee…not only “felonies”, but “felinies” to boot.

Great video…super, super funny.

Blaise on August 3, 2007 at 4:40 PM

One of the better ones.

I like that guy who does the voiceovers for her…MKH did a similar one a few months ago I think with the same voiceover guy.

asc85 on August 3, 2007 at 4:55 PM

Points well made!!

Video well made.

MarkB on August 3, 2007 at 4:57 PM

Man that is one Hamster with a mighty big roar…….

doriangrey on August 3, 2007 at 5:02 PM

Well done. Another MKH masterpiece.

Lawrence on August 3, 2007 at 5:15 PM

One of the HA community once asked if all of Allahpundit’s titles about MKH had to have some sexual connation. Well, now we can put that question to bed.

TunaTalon on August 3, 2007 at 5:30 PM

I don’t know what’s more traumatizing: the cat gag, the fact that MKH owns a Koran, or the hint of an attractive woman using the can.

I don’t know about the latter, though I understand the number of Google hits for “Mary Katherine Ham” registered by German males has gone up substantially.

On a more serious note, I’m guessing that publicly flushing even a fake Koran would fit the current bill for a “hate crime,” as the intent would ostensibly still be to trick Muslims into believing the “Koran” was real, thereby upsetting them anyway. The standard seems to be the mere existence of the intent to upset, and has little or nothing to do with the objective nature of the act.

Blacklake on August 3, 2007 at 5:31 PM

I find MKH very sexy, but I really don’t want to see her use the loo…

Tim Burton on August 3, 2007 at 5:31 PM

Wait a minute.

Is that the same kitty she used to fly from her back porch? I’m glad to see that the carbon offsets from all those trees I planted 30 years ago, that I forwarded to her, were used to obtained kitty’s FAA airworthiness certification.

MKH, do you need help to get kitty dive qualified, too?

georgej on August 3, 2007 at 5:59 PM

I thought that was very clever, but I don’t believe for one moment that MKH uses a toilet. What would she need one for?

Kensington on August 3, 2007 at 6:32 PM

MKH = smart + beautiful + funny

imshocked on August 3, 2007 at 6:35 PM

Great Job MKH !!! Kill em with Satire..

Hey, Mary Katharine might make going to the bathroom FUN again !!!! Whoo Hoo….

Always Right on August 3, 2007 at 6:52 PM

Animal abuse is a common deviance among serial killers! Heh Heh The girls got brass in pocket.

sonnyspats1 on August 3, 2007 at 7:00 PM

My koran, my receipt, my expression thru “art”, then what’s the problem?

if tree hugging, pot smoking, ribbon wearing, braclet sporting hippies can poop in public to protest the war, why can’t i shove satan’s bible into the crapper?

madmonkphotog on August 3, 2007 at 7:20 PM

MKH, YOU ARE A RIOT!!!

Were any animals harmed in the making of that video? Did I see a copy of the book “101 uses for a dead cat” on MKH’s shelf? :-)

One of the HA community once asked if all of Allahpundit’s titles about MKH had to have some sexual connation. Well, now we can put that question to bed.
TunaTalon on August 3, 2007 at 5:30 PM

Yeah, I noticed that also. I’m a little surprised that he didn’t make a reference to the toilet seat having all the fun.

csdeven on August 3, 2007 at 7:43 PM

One of the HA community once asked if all of Allahpundit’s titles about MKH had to have some sexual connation.

I need page views. That gets page views.

Allahpundit on August 3, 2007 at 7:45 PM

I need page views. That gets page views.

Allahpundit on August 3, 2007 at 7:45 PM

You know us too well oh Great One!

csdeven on August 3, 2007 at 8:03 PM

MKH can make a valid point and be funny about it at the same time. Good actress too. Her facial expressions were spot on. Oh, and flushing the cat! LOL!!!!

Yakko77 on August 3, 2007 at 8:14 PM

Those retro-style ones are so hilarious. The voice is perfect. Did you say once that it’s her dad doing the voiceover?

Tanya on August 3, 2007 at 8:27 PM

ROFL, I’m sorry I know she’s trying to make a serious point but I just can’t help smiling and laughing while watching it. The presentation is perfect and hilarious!!

Razgriez on August 3, 2007 at 9:42 PM

Dayum. Must all my myths be shattered?

soundingboard on August 3, 2007 at 9:53 PM

MK’s dad here. It’s not me on the voiceover. Here’s what MK said in the comments over on the TownHall page:

That’s Jeff Matzka on the voiceover, and you just reminded me I need to thank him in the post. He’s great! I would normally have put him in the credits, but I’ve got a new producer, and never communicated it properly. My bad!

And, yes, he does a great job. Plus, I hear he does it in one take.

rivlax on August 3, 2007 at 10:40 PM

MKH ROCKS!!

build the wall on August 3, 2007 at 10:42 PM

or the hint of an attractive woman using the can

Paging Jonathan Swift… [viz The Lady's Dressing Room]

cadetwithchips2 on August 3, 2007 at 10:52 PM

hysterical…and MKH is lookin great

ernesto on August 4, 2007 at 1:28 AM

One of the HA community once asked if all of Allahpundit’s titles about MKH had to have some sexual connation. Well, now we can put that question to bed.

TunaTalon on August 3, 2007 at 5:30 PM

I get it.

Captain Scarlet on August 4, 2007 at 4:57 AM

MK now thats funny!!

Fandango on August 4, 2007 at 7:11 AM

I laughed and I cried!

Hmmm. There must be more than one way to skin flush a cat koran…

Ordinary1 on August 4, 2007 at 9:41 AM

One of the HA community once asked if all of Allahpundit’s titles about MKH had to have some sexual connation.

I need page views. That gets page views.
Allahpundit on August 3, 2007 at 7:45 PM

So now we know that Allahpundit will use toilet humor to drive up page views.

But it would be wrong to leave your browser on one of AP’s pages while going to the toilet just to drive up his duration per visit. Wrong I say……..

TunaTalon on August 4, 2007 at 9:50 AM

But it would be wrong to leave your browser on one of AP’s pages while going to the toilet just to drive up his duration per visit. Wrong I say……..

TunaTalon on August 4, 2007 at 9:50 AM

Just take your laptop with you…

Ordinary1 on August 4, 2007 at 10:44 AM

Really, who among us has not, on occasion, “committed a felony” in the bathroom?

mikeyboss on August 4, 2007 at 11:19 PM

Outstanding! Now, let’s nuke Mecca.

saved on August 5, 2007 at 11:13 AM