Comments on: Keith: I didn’t say I didn’t snort my father, I said I didn’t snort him with cocaine

By: Ordinary1

Ordinary1 — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 14:46:13 +0000

YIKES! on so many levels.

By: PowWow

PowWow — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:11:43 +0000

And this is one of Johnny Depp’s idols. The man is writing his memoirs. He needs help remembering most of his life. I’m trying to make sense of this? Wow, maybe I’m burned out.

By: franksalterego

franksalterego — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:37:16 +0000

Just look at the medical implications…

Cocaine is water soluble…It would eventually absorb into the system.

Human Ashes?…Sounds like, he might as well be snorting Asbestos.

By: Bradky

Bradky — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:30:19 +0000

Force of habit yes.

One thing about him – he has been ugly all along.

By: RW Wacko

RW Wacko — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:25:25 +0000

A team of scientists needs to study that guy ASAP to figure out how he is still walking around. He’s like the prostitutes in Africa who can’t contract HIV. Is this guy friggin’ immortal or something?

By: Ropera

Ropera — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:08:16 +0000

I knew it!

By: Tanya

Tanya — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:13:25 +0000

I don’t think he chopped it all up, just the part he spilled on the table. As Catseye said, cremains are chunky.

By: Sasnak

Sasnak — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:33:54 +0000

This sounds like a scene from Cheech and Chong’s Nice Dreams

By: canopfor

canopfor — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:30:12 +0000

Maybe next time he should chase it down with
some cold Liberal Koolaid.

By: Hening

Hening — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:18:33 +0000

His Satanic Majesty’s request.

By: pilamaye

pilamaye — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:14:33 +0000

When do you think the other members of the band are going to tell Keith the truth, namely that he died about 10 years ago and it is really high time he go lay down.

By: rw

rw — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:12:38 +0000

When I saw the headline in my RSS feed, I had to click on it because Keith Richards is not the first Keith that I think of when reading HA. KO and KE just didn’t seem to fit the headline.

By: Blake

Blake — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:07:29 +0000

Here’s the chance to get that iPhone you’re always talking about, Allah. Offer for a set price, payable now, an opportunity to have a snort of AllahPundit after you go to that great muslim whorehouse in the sky.

By: SouthernPride

SouthernPride — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:56:40 +0000

I know most of you don’t waste your time watching “Big Bro”, but I swear to God….
Keith’s twin, Evil Dick is on it this season. He’s like, the best monkey they’ve ever had on that show.

By: Bob's Kid

Bob's Kid — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:44:45 +0000

It seems unfair that someone who takes as poor care of himself as Richards evidently does would live so long…

By: Limerick

Limerick — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:41:11 +0000

I have a feeling their is a Hoover vacume cleaner in Mr. Richards future.

By: sharinlite

sharinlite — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:34:14 +0000

First, I laughed then I thought:
WHO CARES???

By: Kowboy

Kowboy — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:30:18 +0000

I know I’m going to regret asking this, but here’s your exit question: Why did he feel compelled to “chop up” the ashes before dumping them on the oak tree? Force of habit?

Well if your brain was in the same shape his is, you’d probably do something just like it. He was a burn out before they came up with the term.

By: Catseye

Catseye — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:28:56 +0000

Why did he feel compelled to “chop up” the ashes before dumping them on the oak tree?

Actually,
Unless cremations are done differently across the pond, cremains are not ash as we would think of it. There can still be bone fragments that wouldn’t seep into the ground. I would imagine he didn’t want the animals playing with dear old dad.

By: soulsirkus

soulsirkus — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:23:50 +0000

“I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with. I’d opened his box up and said, ‘Jesus, I’ve got to do something with dad, y’know, plant the oak tree.’

Oak trees up his nose. Potatoes in his ears. Moss on his brain. Fungus on the teeth. Dam that Kef’s quite the organic dude….

By: DCJeff

DCJeff — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:18:54 +0000

Keef the Riff…gotta love him!!!

By: Nosferightu

Nosferightu — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:18:15 +0000

This is the third iteration of this story, in case you’re keeping track.

And TNR’s new music correspondent is…

By: GoodBoy

GoodBoy — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:17:18 +0000

I wonder if he used a one dollar bill.. for posterity..

..Father of our country and all that…

By: crazy_legs

crazy_legs — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:15:08 +0000

Well, Keith is already dead. Zombies eat brains. Ergo Keith snorts Dad.

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:13:14 +0000

I understand human ash goes much better with nicotine.