Comments on: Video: Resolved — it’s ladies’ night out

By: canopfor

canopfor — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:44:07 +0000

You go girl.

By: Esthier

Esthier — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:27:39 +0000

Here’s how you know it’s a parody: it featured a black Republican congresswoman from Alabama.

Still funny though.

baldilocks on August 2, 2007 at 9:16 PM

I was thinking the same exact thing.

Of course the “crrrraaaaaazy” at the end was just icing.

By: Kini

Kini — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:27:29 +0000

Booty Call!

By: CaptainObvious

CaptainObvious — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:27:35 +0000

oh come on…make it alittle more realistic, use Kennedy.

By: Bob's Kid

Bob's Kid — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:40:23 +0000

The best satire is that which makes you wonder, just for a moment, if it could possbily be real.

I like it.

By: soundingboard

soundingboard — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:26:21 +0000

It’s an Onion parody, guys. See the logo?

And if that wasn’t enough to give it away, there was the referrence to a “country & western” bar!

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:10:52 +0000

It’s an Onion parody, guys. See the logo?

Don’t you love repeatedly being forced to make those after the fact disclaimers?

By: Stevel

Stevel — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:38:16 +0000

The funniest part is that she’s playing a Republican.

By: Kini

Kini — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:34:01 +0000

That’s a bar I’ll stay away from! ☺

By: baldilocks

baldilocks — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:16:32 +0000

Here’s how you know it’s a parody: it featured a black Republican congresswoman from Alabama.

Still funny though.

By: thedecider

thedecider — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:14:05 +0000

Very funny. Who writes this stuff? Somehow it wouldn’t really surprise me if it actually happened.

By: erik

erik — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:06:04 +0000

Yeah – but could he do it on an old Amiga using Lightwave?

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:05:21 +0000

“gentlewomen” that ain’t no word.

It is an inorganic construct.

By: jaime

jaime — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:01:37 +0000

If congress spent its time working on motions like this rather than trying to control my life, I’d be a happy person.

By: TunaTalon

TunaTalon — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:54:22 +0000

Maybe if they really want to socialize they should lay off of the onions.

By: The False Dervish

The False Dervish — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:53:12 +0000

Next onion needs to show two male Congressmen farting.

radjah shelduck on August 2, 2007 at 8:41 PM

No! Remember the dangers of global warming! Gore might make another global warming movie focusing on farting.

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:45:44 +0000

It’s a parody.

Allahpundit on August 2, 2007 at 8:33 PM

Maybe so. But if they carry-out their resolution in the same way that the government enforces its immigration laws, the net result is gonna’ be two really frustrated congresswomen.

My collie says:
Is that Mick Jagger I hear singing “I can’t get no satisfaction“?

By: nationspatriotcom

nationspatriotcom — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:42:55 +0000

AP, while Bryan’s abilities sound incredibly jedi-strong, I don’t have the first clue how to take my own home movies and edit/photoshop/etc. them… any suggestions on what to use?
(Note: my wife won’t sign off on any Apple products [iMac, iBook] for about a year or so; then I’d love to get Final Cut, but I still have no idea yet on how to use ANY of these..)
What do you (or anyone… *gasp* help!) use/recommend for now?

By: radjah shelduck

radjah shelduck — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:41:19 +0000

Now which of the enumerated powers of Congress would this come under? The Property Clause in Article IV, Section 3? The treaty power under some women’s rights treaty our great land has been party to? Or would it be that old standby, the Commerce Clause of Article I, Section 8, which Congress uses to justify ANYTHING?

Next onion needs to show two male Congressmen farting.

By: nationspatriotcom

nationspatriotcom — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:36:44 +0000

I would like to motion the members to recognize MY need for a beer, a couple of chicken wings, and some Blazin’ sauce…
or would that be too reckless and wild of me?

By: The False Dervish

The False Dervish — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:36:25 +0000

What kind of flaming nonsense is this? I don’t understand it. Is she complaining that women are not allowed to socialize in a DC restaurant/bar?

First of all, how is that possible? Secondly, who cares whether or not they flirt with men? Thirdly, doesn’t she have more serious resolutions and legislation to deal with?

By: Allahpundit

Allahpundit — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:33:33 +0000

It’s from the Onion. It’s a parody. Lighten up.

By: Mojack420

Mojack420 — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:30:23 +0000

Ok please can somebody explain to me wtf this has to do with anything?????
Can i get a house resolution too I’m thinking about taking a shower later .

By: Blake

Blake — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:24:40 +0000

A day without Tay is like a day without sunshine. :(