Comments on: Muslims to pet food factory: We’re inhaling pork!

By: Golfer_75093

Golfer_75093 — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:04:12 +0000

Let them eat pork!!!

By: How Strange… « Dick’s Sac Shack

How Strange… « Dick’s Sac Shack — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:41:26 +0000

[...] Mmmm. I love the smell of bacon in the morning. It smells like victory. [...]

By: mojowire

mojowire — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:25:57 +0000

Never cry ~~wolf~~ pig.

By: Tennessee Dave

Tennessee Dave — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:41:31 +0000

You don’t want to know how they handle potty hygiene with all those robes and stuff… I’d tell you but you might just throw up a little in your mouth..

It’s the same reason they don’t shake hands or eat with their left hand…..There–you have the rest of the story.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:27:28 +0000

TC-

That’s the plan.

It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.

She hates misogynistic twerps.

By: TC

TC — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:45:36 +0000

Let me get this straight. Somebody correct me if don’t understand this.
Pigs, dogs, monkeys, and other unclean (to Muslims) animals all pee on the ground.
Pee evaporates because it is mostly water.
Water vapor, which includes pig pee, forms clouds.
Clouds drop rain.
Rain flows into river & lakes.
Water treatment plant makes drinking water from rivers & lakes.
Everybody drinks water and breaths water vapor, both of which contain former pig pee.
Does that mean Muslims will all go to hell?

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:20:53 +0000

If you rearrange the letters of KORAN like matchsticks, it easily spells PORK. Allah's little joke?

By: bloggless

bloggless — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:29:05 +0000

Imagine how the damn pigs feel.

By: Al in St. Lou

Al in St. Lou — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:56:53 +0000

From Brat on July 31, 2007 at 12:24 PM

That’s not how the local view it.

[snip]

Miss Mills, who is to earn £ 70 million from the divorce, bought her property in the Home Counties in the last month.

Those Brits sure have a curious notion of earn!

By: VTWaldrup

VTWaldrup — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:47:15 +0000

…in the immortal words of Emeril, PORK FAT RULES

By: Hening

Hening — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:26:32 +0000

Butter that bacon, Mohammad, butter it!!!

By: SuperManGreenLantern

SuperManGreenLantern — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:19:39 +0000

Is there anything in this world that does NOT offend these people?

By: Timber Wolf

Timber Wolf — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:48:19 +0000

Funny. I can’t stand the smell of pagan moon gods.

By: E. M.

E. M. — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:16:23 +0000

Seriously, we really need to stop allowing them access to lawyers. Creative litigation is starting to really get on my nerves. Some idiot probably pointed at the “nuisance” tort in his little book and said, “hey, figure out how we can annoy the rest of the world using this.”

The pet food factory’s problem of course is that its moving TO this area and not the other idiots moving IN.

By: saved

saved — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:34:16 +0000

Muslims to pet food factory: We’re inhaling pork!

,,,and congress is spewing it.

By: NightmareOnKStreet

NightmareOnKStreet — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:11:11 +0000

There is this place called Saudi Arabia. I hear it is:
Pork Free
Freedom Free
Infidel Free
Clitoris Free
Whisky Free

Go there , Pray There , Stay there !

TheSitRep on July 31, 2007 at 1:48 PM

When my husband spent 6 weeks there on business they were also:
Speed Limit Free AND TOILET PAPER FREE! GROSS, BUT TRUE! His company provided him with a case of toilet paper to take with him on the plane. No, it’s TRUE. You don’t want to know how they handle potty hygiene with all those robes and stuff… I’d tell you but you might just throw up a little in your mouth..

By: NightmareOnKStreet

NightmareOnKStreet — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:02:02 +0000

Why can't the offended Muslims just STFU & buy some PORK OFFSETS?

By: NightmareOnKStreet

NightmareOnKStreet — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:57:52 +0000

Muslim residents in the area also claim the pork will effectively “rain down” on their homes and gardens after the factory’s 100ft chimney has pumped the meat extracts into the atmosphere…

Wow, they are so RIGHT. Eventually “Pork Chop Rain” will be inescapable! I guess it’s time for them to leave… the PLANET.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:48:22 +0000

There is this place called Saudi Arabia. I hear it is:
Pork Free
Freedom Free
Infidel Free
Clitoris Free
Whisky Free

Go there , Pray There , Stay there !

By: jrevans

jrevans — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:32:22 +0000

Sure Lisa, there’s a magical animal where we get bacon, sausage, ham and pork chops from…. (And dog food????)

By: calbear

calbear — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:21:18 +0000

This reminds me of the following:

“It’s bad enough they’re all eating meat. They don’t have to rub it in my face.”

– Lisa Simpson, just before a stray burger patty lands on her face.

By: JinxMcHue

JinxMcHue — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:13:08 +0000

Eventually, England will completely kowtow to Muslims and will ban pork in any and every form – from living pigs to pork steaks at the butchers.

Start grilling while you can, UKers.

By: deepdiver

deepdiver — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:09:20 +0000

The story headline (emphasis mine):

“Muslims protest over pet food factory that could ‘rain down’ pork”

When I read or hear those first two words, my response anymore is, “Of course they do.”

I think I’m suffering from “outrage fatigue”. Can I get gov’t provided PTSD treatment for that?

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:08:01 +0000

Boars vs. Boors.

Let the games begin.

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:07:23 +0000

If this progresses to its logical conclusion, Britian will someday be pork(and alcohol)-free except for special infidel-only pork pubs in rough neighbourhoods.

Oink. *Burrrp*