Comments on: Video: “Jihad the Musical”

By: “I wanna … be like Osama” « The Tiger in Somerville

“I wanna … be like Osama” « The Tiger in Somerville — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:19:18 +0000

[...] Still, some are not amused. [...]

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:40:27 +0000

Nolamom67-

I don’t dare bow for concern of beheading, but- :^)

By: Nolamom67

Nolamom67 — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 13:58:54 +0000

profitsbeard,

OUTSTANDING!!!!!

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:58:45 +0000

The Missing Intermezzo:

The Ghost of Mohammad, riding on a papier-mache (pronounced papeeyay mashay) woman-faced flying mule descends from the rafters, singing his breakout number:

“Wine or Milk or Honey? Just Give Me Jizyah Money!”

Who’s the slyest Meccan, without the slightest rival?
Who can pilfer verses from his nearest neighbor’s Bible?
Who’s the one who thought, oh yes! that Satan gave him suras?

Sure is…
(earnest, over-the-top Broadway earnest schmaltz:)

That’s me———eeeee!

(offstage basso chorus:)
(Mo-ham- mad!!!!)

Mo, profits, yes, you see!

(Moham-mad!!!)

No one else grabs goats,
(Mo…)
Chops throats,
(Ham…)
Steals shoats,
(Mad!!!)

Like me————eeee!

A Koran slips out of his tunic pocket, unbeknownst to him, and plunges toward a strangely anarchronistic toilet suddenly spotlit in the middle of the stage, right beneath him, and BULLSEYES into the bowl! (Puh-Toosh!!!)

(Stage whisper singsong, embarassed as he sees what happened:)

Like… me!??

By: Darnell Clayton

Darnell Clayton — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:42:35 +0000

Correction:

I guess the chances of this hitting broadway are about as good as ~~Fred Thompson getting elected as president~~ a snow balls chance in you know where.

That is what I meant to say! :-)

By: Darnell Clayton

Darnell Clayton — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:41:56 +0000

Heh!

I guess the chances of this hitting broadway are about as good as Fred Thompson getting elected as president a snow balls chance in you know where.

But who ever said that Osama groupies never had a sense of humor?

By: Mcguyver

Mcguyver — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:11:17 +0000

I believe allahpundit must be seeing a really “hot” jihadis lass on the side.
RMR on July 30, 2007 at 7:50 PM

Hehehehe.

I am just reminded why I “tune in” to HA. I get more dopamine from laughing than watching Jay Leno!!!

By: MirCat

MirCat — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:08:57 +0000

Woah, Sands of Passion are up to like 9 episodes now? Must catch up.

- The Cat

By: liberrocky

liberrocky — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:07:05 +0000

When did Allahp become Captian Bring Down?

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:44:54 +0000

Funny, but as I learned in my previous blogging incarnation, jokes in this vein get old fast.

It was funny for a long time.

By: SilverStar830

SilverStar830 — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:37:05 +0000

It's a bit too Little Orphan Annie for my taste. It would be much more enjoyable if their music had a little more surreal pep.

By: Kini

Kini — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:29:12 +0000

Springtime for Hitler, as hadsil got to it first. But watch it, it gets better everytime I watch it. And NO, it doesn't evah get OLD.

By: RMR

RMR — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:50:57 +0000

I believe allahpundit must be seeing a really “hot” jihadis lass on the side.
Why else would he be sniping at a brilliant parody like this one?
A SCOTTISH MUSICAL LAMPOONING OSAMA should cause a prolific scribbler as him to salvate.
What with the terrorist attack at the Scottish airport and all.
Or maybe it’s just me.

By: Romeo13

Romeo13 — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:43:51 +0000

/channels a young Andy Rooney, speaking to Judy Garland…

“I know how to save Western Civilisation!!! Lets put on a SHOW!!”

By: PBoilermaker

PBoilermaker — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:30:28 +0000

I couldn’t help but think of Disney watching this.

By: Subsunk

Subsunk — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:25:48 +0000

So I’m a lowbrow with a silly sense of humor.

I like it. Catchy lyrics. Pink burqas may become a fashion statement in Tehran. I can only hope the gals there will all become so dehydrated and oppressed while covered in pink Saran Wrap that they rise up and beat their men for being stupid.

(I can dream, can’t I?)

Subsunk

By: locomotivebreath1901

locomotivebreath1901 — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:17:03 +0000

Islamically reknowned.
HA!
Sure to be pulled by allah-tube any minute now….

By: canopfor

canopfor — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:59:16 +0000

Well this certainaly is not like the musical
Jesus Christ Superstar,and thank G!d for that.

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:46:19 +0000

The real question is why haven’t we heard AllahPundit seize this golden opportunity to say (imitation is the sincerest form of flattery):

“This has to stop, and it has to stop right now.”

By: Dork B.

Dork B. — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:46:18 +0000

I liked Osama Girl almost as much as Obama Girl. Nice finish.

By: Rightwingsparkle

Rightwingsparkle — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:45:37 +0000

allah, I can't get into my hotmail right now, but I thought you might be interested to know that Al Gore Jr. got a slap on the wrist for his drug use. He pleaded guilty, but the judge insisted that he withdraw that plea and charges would be dropped with a "drug diversion program" (not rehab)

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:43:16 +0000

…I’d give it three gehs.

laelaps on July 30, 2007 at 6:38 PM

I dunno. Lyrics are kinda’ catchy, but only a pink burka could dance to it, donchathink?

Maybe we’ll see it again performed on American Idol.

By: laelaps

laelaps — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:38:35 +0000

Dude looks like Sacha Baron-Cohen. I’d give it three gehs.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:33:55 +0000

Fiddler on the Hoof?

Baaa…

By: hadsil

hadsil — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:33:32 +0000

“Springtime for Hitler”?